# 22 - The Proud Girls 2: The Foot Frenzy

Episode 22 • August 27, 2025 • 01:14:39
# 22 - The Proud Girls 2: The Foot Frenzy
Chaos & Clarity with Harrison Marx
# 22 - The Proud Girls 2: The Foot Frenzy

Aug 27 2025 | 01:14:39

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Show Notes

The boys are back! Joe Gerbo, Eli Maroney, Cameron Bird and myself sat down for our monthly group talk. We got into deep conversation about foot fetishes, tourism in Afghanistan, traveling the globe, talking about Israel on stage, fat people on airplanes, Japan and it's perversions, South Park, streaming services vs cable, movie culture in the USA and other countries, American fashion culture, my dad's business growing up, ways to off yourself, joking about death, the internet vs the stage, being yourself on stage, Cam's time in school in Australia, Eli in school, The most epic house party in Australia, and finally answering one of our viewers questions "have you ever been given of have given a wedgie, gay culture is where great fashion comes from, me being mistaken as gay by many people, chimps being violent, and people owning exotic pets.

 

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[00:00:06] Speaker A: We got the feats out. This is the strangest thing ever. [00:00:10] Speaker B: Hey, baby. [00:00:11] Speaker A: All right. [00:00:11] Speaker B: Well, someone asked one fan. [00:00:13] Speaker A: Someone asked for more feet. They got more feet. [00:00:17] Speaker B: Touch my toes. You like what you see? You like what you see? [00:00:20] Speaker A: This is. This is all right. We're getting in there. This is all right. [00:00:23] Speaker C: We all have athletes. [00:00:25] Speaker B: We should have done this at the end. Dude, everyone just nutted and turned off the podcast. We lost the entire fan base right there. [00:00:33] Speaker C: That was. [00:00:34] Speaker A: Yeah, this is the second Proud Girls episode. And like I said, we wanted feed. They wanted to feed out. They got feed out. [00:00:40] Speaker B: You get. [00:00:40] Speaker A: You asked for something on this podcast. You fudgeing. Get it? [00:00:43] Speaker B: We're very responsive. [00:00:44] Speaker A: You don't even have to pay for it now. [00:00:45] Speaker B: Listen to our fan base. [00:00:46] Speaker D: But we will accept donations. [00:00:48] Speaker B: We will accept donations. [00:00:49] Speaker A: Yeah. We need to pay for this also. [00:00:51] Speaker B: Sometimes we. I'm not going to listen to the fan base. It really depends on what you say. [00:00:55] Speaker D: We're proud, but we're not that proud. [00:00:57] Speaker B: Yeah, Feet out. Yeah, sure. But like, I don't know. Sometimes it might be like, no, it's terrible. [00:01:00] Speaker C: I'll go to the Capitol. I don't know if I'll storm it. [00:01:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:04] Speaker C: But I'll go there. [00:01:05] Speaker B: I'll be there. [00:01:06] Speaker D: I be there. [00:01:07] Speaker B: I'll be there. [00:01:08] Speaker C: There was part of me when I saw everything that happened, I went, looks like fun. [00:01:13] Speaker A: Honestly, it was probably a dope ass time. [00:01:16] Speaker B: Looked fun the entire time. [00:01:17] Speaker D: Have you. [00:01:18] Speaker B: It just looked like they were having fun. [00:01:20] Speaker C: It was good. It was just a couple of guys having a good time. It got a little rowdy. [00:01:24] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, I like. Like, I'm. I'm not a part of that world, but, like, I. I know people who are friends who are. And they were having a great time. Dude. [00:01:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:32] Speaker C: You know what's funny, though? You could have slipped right in. [00:01:34] Speaker B: I know. [00:01:34] Speaker C: They would have been like, yeah. [00:01:35] Speaker B: Oh, dude. I was. [00:01:36] Speaker D: Have you guys in and out of those circles. Have you guys ever been involved in, like a protest? [00:01:40] Speaker C: Yeah, Yeah, I was at a protest during BLM. [00:01:44] Speaker A: You went to a BLM protest in. [00:01:46] Speaker C: In 2020. I went because I was like, I need to see what's going on. You know what I mean? And I'm not gonna. I was uncomfortable, but there was. I saw some good, I saw some bad. [00:01:56] Speaker A: Is how many white. It was majority white. Right. [00:01:59] Speaker C: Listen, all I'm going to say is that, you know, I support you. [00:02:06] Speaker A: We're being. [00:02:06] Speaker D: See how when you're in a big group of thousands and thousands of people, how you can get carried away. Like, you can get swept up in the. In the mayhem. [00:02:15] Speaker A: I don't know, dude. I can understand it, but there's a part of me that, like, when I see a million people going in a direction, I'm like, I'm going to probably. I'm going to go the other way. [00:02:22] Speaker B: That's safe. That's. [00:02:23] Speaker A: Yeah. I just. I don't know. I don't want. [00:02:25] Speaker C: Smart. [00:02:25] Speaker B: You're going to live longer. [00:02:26] Speaker C: I will say this. There was one moment where, like, people were. Had their fists in the air, you know, and they were. They were chanting all this stuff, and I just put my hands in the shape of a heart. Like, I was at a rave. [00:02:38] Speaker D: That's all I. [00:02:39] Speaker C: That's all I knew how to do. I was just like, everybody loves. [00:02:42] Speaker B: I'm here for love, El. Yeah, Everybody love everybody. I got mugged at a black. After a Black Lives Matter protest. [00:02:49] Speaker A: Honestly, that's. I feel like the. [00:02:51] Speaker B: The two black teenagers. [00:02:53] Speaker A: Authentic experience of a Black Lives Matter rally. [00:02:55] Speaker B: I didn't like that that happened, but it did. [00:02:57] Speaker A: You got mugged? Like gunpoint. [00:02:59] Speaker B: Yeah, the two kids pulled a gun on me. [00:03:01] Speaker A: No way. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Swear to God. Yeah, I went to a black class. [00:03:04] Speaker C: Imagine that protest. [00:03:08] Speaker B: In Boston, dude. There was so much funny about it. [00:03:12] Speaker A: I mean, dude, that's just a. I mean, if there's anywhere to go to rob a bunch of white people, I mean, it's. It's a Black Lives Matter. [00:03:18] Speaker B: We went to, like, the one. We went to Jamaica. We were in Jamaica Plains. If anyone knows that neighborhood in Boston, it's. Yeah. [00:03:25] Speaker C: Oh, I thought. I thought you said Jamaica, Queens. I was like, yeah, you don't need to be. [00:03:29] Speaker A: There doesn't have to be a rally to get robbed in Jamaica, Queens. [00:03:31] Speaker B: And first of all, I noticed that, like, as we were marching around, being like, all cops are bastards. Fuck the police. We had a police escort, and they were being very. They were being very professional. [00:03:42] Speaker C: The police were. [00:03:43] Speaker B: Yeah. So we were, like, marching down Commonwealth Avenue going, fuck the police. All cops are bastards with a police escort. And the cops are just like, all right, come on, let him get it out. Yeah. [00:03:54] Speaker A: Isn't that fucking bizarre to sit there and be like. And they're protecting. Like that. I'm not. Look, I. I don't think when they were saying, defund the police, they lost me. I was like, I'm not. I'm not. I don't want any part of that, because I just think it's. It's not a good idea. [00:04:08] Speaker B: But it was a mix, like, at One point, we were in a park and the cops, like, rushed the protest in a way that was, like, not cool. [00:04:14] Speaker A: Yeah, they. They, like, there's bad and good of everything. [00:04:17] Speaker B: It was a mix. But there was, like, professional cops who were doing their job. There were cops. You, like, rushed the protesters. And then after the protest, two kids, two teenagers pulled a gun on me and my ex girlfriend. [00:04:27] Speaker A: And you were like, maybe the cops aren't so bad. [00:04:30] Speaker B: I was like, someone called the police. [00:04:33] Speaker C: I guess they're not all bastards. [00:04:35] Speaker D: What does that feel like when someone has a gun to you? [00:04:39] Speaker B: Honestly, it's. You get adrenaline. So it's not like you don't get scared in the moment. [00:04:43] Speaker C: I was about to say riveting. [00:04:45] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, I didn't get scared. I took the gun and threw it. That's what I did. [00:04:48] Speaker A: What? [00:04:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:49] Speaker C: You disarmed him. [00:04:50] Speaker B: I disarmed him. [00:04:51] Speaker A: Whoa. [00:04:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:52] Speaker C: I wonder if it was a fake gun, because it could have been. [00:04:55] Speaker B: So that's the first thing I said. I was like, that's not a real gun. And they were like, you want to think it's not real? Very, very convincingly. Yeah. [00:05:04] Speaker D: Did you call the police? [00:05:05] Speaker B: No, I just got in the car. [00:05:06] Speaker A: Yelled, how could you call the police after saying, fuck the police? [00:05:09] Speaker C: I was just at a. [00:05:10] Speaker A: Come on, you gotta go. You know what? [00:05:12] Speaker C: I was just at an anti cop rally, and now I need cops. [00:05:15] Speaker D: Be funny if you caught him. Like, sorry, man, we just got defunded. [00:05:18] Speaker A: Yeah, we can't make it, dude. [00:05:20] Speaker B: All our officers are busy supervising your dumb protesting ass. [00:05:24] Speaker C: We're too busy being bastard. [00:05:26] Speaker B: They literally were. They literally were like, as soon as I saw these kids, I knew what they were thinking. They're like, the cops are busy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:05:32] Speaker D: Makes sense. [00:05:33] Speaker C: That's smart. [00:05:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:35] Speaker A: It's got to give that. We started the podcast with this like, of whether the police should be defunded. Well, first we started with our feet out and going, ooh. And then we go, you know what? The police aren't so bad. [00:05:44] Speaker C: We went from foot fetish to rally to very right wing, very quick. [00:05:49] Speaker B: Here's a good clip for you. You ready for this? [00:05:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:51] Speaker B: Blue lives matter. Oh, look at. [00:05:57] Speaker C: Look at those little piggies. [00:05:58] Speaker A: I think it's piggies. I think we're leaning. We're. We're leaning towards all sides right now. Because the feet thing is more of, like a liberal thing, right? [00:06:05] Speaker B: And then everyone can be in the feet. [00:06:07] Speaker C: Yeah, that's feet goes across. They're bipartisan, dude. You got a left and a Right. Don't you? [00:06:14] Speaker B: That's right. Feet. Foot fetish could potentially bring us all together again. [00:06:17] Speaker A: I mean, honestly, it probably could. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Yeah, that could be the answer. [00:06:20] Speaker C: Well, I. I tell you what. [00:06:21] Speaker A: Our. [00:06:21] Speaker C: My toe fungal is going to bring us all together, because now you all have it. [00:06:26] Speaker B: We're all gonna need to go to a doctor. [00:06:28] Speaker A: Mine are not good. [00:06:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:29] Speaker A: Cams. I probably have immaculate feet. [00:06:31] Speaker D: They're not bad. [00:06:32] Speaker B: You got good feet, dude. [00:06:33] Speaker A: Yeah, those are nice. Those are like kangaroo feet. I like those. [00:06:36] Speaker B: Those feet look like they could hop. [00:06:37] Speaker C: You look like. Have you ever seen X Men? Oh, there's a kid. Do you know the character beast? [00:06:44] Speaker B: Yeah, he's got the blue feet. He does. [00:06:45] Speaker C: Giant. [00:06:46] Speaker B: I know what you're talking. [00:06:46] Speaker C: He's got some. [00:06:47] Speaker B: He's got big feet. Yeah, you got big feet. [00:06:49] Speaker C: You got hair on the top. [00:06:50] Speaker D: Yeah, hair on the top. Hair on the top. Do you guys have hair at the top of the toes? [00:06:54] Speaker C: Yeah, I got some. I got some toe hair. [00:06:56] Speaker B: I feel like we're leaning too much into the foot content. [00:06:58] Speaker A: I used to. [00:06:58] Speaker B: We got. We got to give them something. [00:07:00] Speaker A: What happens when we leave? [00:07:01] Speaker C: When we let the. When we let the dogs breathe, dude. [00:07:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:04] Speaker A: I was dating. I was dating a girl once, and she had. She used to get on one toe, like, a couple hairs that got super long. [00:07:11] Speaker D: Nice. [00:07:11] Speaker A: And I used to play with them. I thought it was. Was the funniest thing ever. [00:07:14] Speaker C: The girl that was, like, over six foot. [00:07:16] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. She had immaculate feet. Dude. Those are great. I read something, though, I wanted to talk to you guys about. It was a fake article, and I got so upset. It said that in Afghanistan, they banned air fryers because it made women lazy. I was like, this is amazing. And turns out it wasn't real. But what do you guys think? You think that we should ban air fryers because it makes women lazy? [00:07:38] Speaker B: I'll tell you this. I've heard some good Afghan lore lately. [00:07:41] Speaker A: Like, what do you mean? [00:07:42] Speaker B: You know how they have. Like, they're doing those. Like, they're trying to get people to come there for tourism. Have you seen that on Instagram? [00:07:46] Speaker A: I did not see that. [00:07:47] Speaker D: I've seen it. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the Afghan government. Well, the Taliban is trying to promote. [00:07:53] Speaker C: Oh, the Taliban. [00:07:54] Speaker B: Yeah. This is the world we live in. The Taliban is trying to promote Afghanistan as a tourism destination. [00:07:59] Speaker A: I mean, they got good heroin. [00:08:01] Speaker B: Yeah. So they're, like, making all these videos on Instagram. I'm surprised you haven't seen them. They're like, this is your sign for A lads trip to Afghanistan. Dude. You see any of those on a. [00:08:08] Speaker A: Bachelor party to Afghanistan? [00:08:09] Speaker B: That's what they're. They're trying to get bachelor parties to come to Afghanistan. [00:08:13] Speaker C: I am starting to get like pop up ads on YouTube for like the Gaza food scene. And I was. [00:08:19] Speaker A: Gaza food scene? Yeah. [00:08:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, that's just. That's crazy. [00:08:23] Speaker A: The crazy. The crazy thing about the food in Gaza. It actually falls from the sky. Yeah. And then. [00:08:29] Speaker C: And then it gets lit on fire. [00:08:30] Speaker A: Right. It's crazy. [00:08:31] Speaker C: By the idf. [00:08:32] Speaker A: It's so good that people are beating each other up to get to it. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Delicious. [00:08:35] Speaker A: We talk about lines in Williamsburg. Food. That's good food. [00:08:38] Speaker D: Let's not give them any air fryers. Fuck those people. [00:08:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:41] Speaker C: No, that's the last thing Gaza needs. [00:08:44] Speaker D: Crazy women. [00:08:48] Speaker B: Lads trip to Afghanistan. So my brother was telling me that his buddy did it, like, went to Afghanistan. [00:08:53] Speaker A: That's insane, dude. [00:08:54] Speaker B: For like vacation. [00:08:56] Speaker A: And what did he see? [00:08:57] Speaker C: And he's. [00:08:57] Speaker B: This was the scene. Is that you're. He said it's nice. First of all, I bet it's lovely. Yeah. He said, I bet it's great. He said. He said that his buddy would. You'd be chilling, like at a pool, right? You're chilling like at a poolside little resort area. Then the Taliban rolls through and they like turn off the music because you can't. You're not supposed to dance. Cuz it's like footloose rules, dude. You can't dance over there. [00:09:23] Speaker C: Oh, man. [00:09:24] Speaker B: Yeah. So the Taliban. The Taliban rolls through and they turn off the music and they're just like showing by the pool. And then the Taliban leaves and they put the music back on. Everyone starts dancing. [00:09:31] Speaker A: Yeah, but aren't they worried the Taliban will just kill them if they turn the music back on? [00:09:35] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:09:36] Speaker A: Because that would be my concern. [00:09:37] Speaker B: Nobody killed my brother's friend. [00:09:39] Speaker A: I mean, that's fucking. [00:09:41] Speaker D: Was he American? [00:09:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:42] Speaker D: Was the war going on at this time? [00:09:43] Speaker B: No. This was like a couple months ago, right? Yeah. [00:09:47] Speaker D: Listen, I. I reckon everywhere in the world is good to travel to. I just think we. We buy into the. [00:09:52] Speaker A: You want to go to North Korea? [00:09:54] Speaker D: Yep. Oath, I go to North Korea. Apparently North Korea tourism is amazing. [00:09:59] Speaker B: Yeah. They set it up for. [00:10:00] Speaker A: You can go there. [00:10:01] Speaker B: Yeah, you can. [00:10:02] Speaker D: You know, they have people that follow you the whole time. So I had friends that go. That went. And it was two dudes and they had like three escort vans that followed them wherever they went. When they were in their hotel, there was two security guards outside Their door the whole time. It was. I mean, it's so weird that. I think it would be cool. [00:10:23] Speaker B: I agree. I watch a lot of North Korean videos on YouTube, like, of people who do this, like, and film it because, you know, they're weird about what they let you film. [00:10:30] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But go through your camera before you leave the airport. [00:10:33] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. But some way, sometimes people smuggle out SD cards and then upload it into. Onto YouTube so you can watch, like, footage from North Korea. [00:10:40] Speaker A: I got to do this. [00:10:41] Speaker B: It's pretty. It's weird. It's really weird. [00:10:43] Speaker D: Jerking. You could fit an SD card up your dick hole. [00:10:46] Speaker B: I mean, if you had. If you had already filled your butthole. [00:10:50] Speaker A: How big is an SD card? It's very small. We're using an SD card. Here's the thing about an SD card. Soon you'll be able to upload photos through your dick hole. I think with AI, just plug in. [00:10:59] Speaker B: Plug into the matrix. [00:11:00] Speaker A: All right. Did you put it in your dickhole? Problem? How do you exit matrix export? It's gonna be through the. The mind, like your eyes, Right? [00:11:08] Speaker B: It's not through the mind. [00:11:09] Speaker D: I think there's a better way. [00:11:11] Speaker A: You can out photos like a Polaroid. [00:11:14] Speaker C: It's so crazy that we have all these holes in our bodies and our first instinct is to be like, put stuff in them. What can I shove up? [00:11:20] Speaker B: Yeah, you gotta put stuff. [00:11:21] Speaker A: Let me tell you something. [00:11:21] Speaker B: What else are holes for that? [00:11:23] Speaker C: I know, I know that Holes are. [00:11:25] Speaker B: For putting stuff in and picking stuff out. [00:11:28] Speaker C: But didn't you grow up with, like, the, you know, like, poop comes out of there? Nuts. That's where the poop comes out. Nothing goes in. I only goes out. [00:11:35] Speaker B: I still think that way. [00:11:36] Speaker C: It goes in here. [00:11:37] Speaker A: Nah, but what about rectal thermometers? You got it. That's how they. Your temperature. [00:11:41] Speaker B: We're not fucking French. [00:11:42] Speaker D: Hang on. [00:11:43] Speaker B: What? [00:11:43] Speaker D: Your temperature as a kid was taken in your asshole. [00:11:45] Speaker A: Yeah. When I went to the youth. [00:11:46] Speaker C: Did you go to a vet? [00:11:47] Speaker A: What is like, when I was a little. [00:11:49] Speaker B: Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. When you're a baby. When you're a baby. [00:11:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:53] Speaker B: I can't believe they don't do this in Australia. [00:11:54] Speaker D: I mean, they may. I just don't remember. But I don't remember. [00:11:58] Speaker A: Because your uncle was taking your temperature every weekend. That's different, man. That was for health. [00:12:06] Speaker B: He wasn't even sick. [00:12:07] Speaker A: Yeah. She was like, all right, it's time to take your time. [00:12:09] Speaker D: Why we keep doing this vitamin injection 96 again. [00:12:12] Speaker B: Good job. [00:12:12] Speaker C: Cam, I'm feeling a little sick. Let me take your temperature. Let me smell. [00:12:17] Speaker A: Uncle, can you take your rings off? [00:12:19] Speaker B: Dude, in France, they only use the rectal. [00:12:21] Speaker D: Oh, you think he used his fingers? [00:12:22] Speaker C: Dude, the French are so horny. [00:12:24] Speaker B: Yeah. They're a strange punch. [00:12:25] Speaker C: The French are the horniest people on earth. [00:12:27] Speaker B: In France, they only do rectal thermometer. They don't do the tongue thermometer at all. [00:12:32] Speaker A: Out of here is the one that Uncle. [00:12:36] Speaker C: You know what? There's. That's how the Taliban are going to get people to Afghanistan. [00:12:40] Speaker A: Rectal thermometers. [00:12:42] Speaker C: Free rectal thermometers. [00:12:43] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:12:44] Speaker A: I mean, these. They're the most accurate. [00:12:46] Speaker B: They are the most. [00:12:46] Speaker A: They're more accurate than your mouth. [00:12:47] Speaker B: You wouldn't take like if you were. [00:12:49] Speaker C: Cooking my tongue accurate. [00:12:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:51] Speaker B: You wouldn't check the temperature of the turkey by rubbing a thermometer along the outside. [00:12:55] Speaker A: No, exactly. [00:12:56] Speaker B: You stick a thermometer in the turkey. Taste healthy. [00:13:01] Speaker A: We're having seven conversations. He makes a really good point. [00:13:04] Speaker B: Yeah. If you're taking. If you were cooking a turkey. Yeah. And you wanted to see how the turkey was doing. Is it done in there? You wouldn't rub the thermometer along the outside of the turkey. You'd stick the thermometer into the turkey. [00:13:14] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:13:14] Speaker B: Absolutely. To know the temperature. [00:13:15] Speaker A: Yeah. And you leave it in until it pops out. [00:13:17] Speaker B: That's right. [00:13:18] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:13:18] Speaker C: I stick my dick in the turkey and then I'm like. [00:13:20] Speaker B: You're like, it's done. [00:13:20] Speaker A: Bing, ding. [00:13:21] Speaker C: Turkey's done. [00:13:22] Speaker A: I need a skin graft now. [00:13:25] Speaker C: So worth it. [00:13:27] Speaker B: But rectal thermometers aren't a thing in Australia. [00:13:29] Speaker D: I've never heard of it. [00:13:30] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:13:30] Speaker D: You never heard of saying that? It's not a thing. I've never. I've never had a friend talk about it. I've never had a family member. [00:13:35] Speaker B: No. [00:13:36] Speaker D: Maybe it's never heard of it in my life. [00:13:37] Speaker B: I can't. [00:13:38] Speaker D: I've never even seen a reel about it. I bet you now we will. [00:13:41] Speaker C: But yeah, like a big thing over there. Like fetish wise. [00:13:45] Speaker D: I have a friend that likes the butthole way more than the vagina. Really? [00:13:50] Speaker C: But I mean, is it like in the culture? [00:13:52] Speaker D: Yeah, I think it's the same. Anyway, sex coach is very worried about your friends. What about them? [00:13:58] Speaker B: I'm worried about your friends. [00:14:00] Speaker D: It's weird how. How you can fetish a butthole more than a vagina. [00:14:04] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:14:04] Speaker D: Like, I like. I think a butthole is a novelty, but it's not like I tell my first place. [00:14:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:14:10] Speaker C: I feel like the butthole is like. It's kind of like buttholes are for birthdays. [00:14:13] Speaker D: It's kind of like, Yeah, a birthday present. [00:14:15] Speaker C: It's like. It's like going to Europe. Like, I'll spend two weeks there, but then I want to come back home. [00:14:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:20] Speaker A: You know, I've always said I wanted to live in Europe for a year. [00:14:26] Speaker C: I heard you guys talking about that. [00:14:27] Speaker A: You and Jake. Oh, that's. Well, yeah. Literally, I was like, I would. I would kill it in. In Europe. [00:14:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:31] Speaker A: Do nothing. Yeah, exactly. [00:14:34] Speaker B: I think it's harder to be an American in Europe now. They don't like us. [00:14:37] Speaker A: I don't know. In Italy, they're pretty welcoming. I'm also. I come. I don't look very. I. I could pass as a European maybe, but then you open your mouth and then I it all up. But New Yorker could get anywhere, I think. [00:14:49] Speaker D: I think Americans were not very liked. But now the Israelis, they've taken it. [00:14:53] Speaker B: Oh, they're number one true dude. [00:14:55] Speaker D: Yeah. You could do no wrong now if you're American, maybe. [00:15:00] Speaker A: Maybe, like, no, not in France. [00:15:02] Speaker B: They still give us some gaff, I think. [00:15:03] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:15:03] Speaker B: Every time I've traveled, they've been like, I agree. [00:15:06] Speaker D: But it's not so much individual Americans. It's when you get the American lads on their trips and there's like 10 of them going like, pub crawling through Germany. They're the ones that are annoying. But that's not just Americans. That's Australians as well. [00:15:18] Speaker A: That's any group of retard men. [00:15:19] Speaker D: You get a group of dudes together and they're fucking annoying. [00:15:22] Speaker B: I'm glad we have you here because you're, you're. First of all, you're Australian. Second of all, you're very well traveled. So you really can give us, like, an honest, like, take from the other side. Yeah. Of what it's like being an American, encountering an American. [00:15:32] Speaker D: Americans are fine. Especially like one or two of any country is fine. Even. Even Israelis. I've traveled to heaps of Israelis. They're great. But I don't know what it would be like now since this whole war thing has gone on. [00:15:44] Speaker C: Have you ever. Have you been at a show recently where somebody's like, oh, where are you from? And the audience members, like, Israel and the whole temperature. [00:15:53] Speaker A: You could feel it change. [00:15:54] Speaker D: I haven't, but I've seen clips of it. [00:15:57] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:15:57] Speaker D: And like, I've seen comics like, roast these guys. [00:16:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:00] Speaker B: Like, it's happened to Me a couple times when someone's been roast someone where. [00:16:05] Speaker A: They'Re from because they look funny. [00:16:06] Speaker B: Yeah, that's way. That's more. That's better. [00:16:09] Speaker A: Yeah, it's much better. Like, I wouldn't roast like, oh, you're from Africa. Like, what am I make funny for that? Like, No, I mean, I'll make fun of someone from a different town in the United States. Like, if someone says they're from San Francisco, I have something lined up for that. When they're. Yeah. I'm like, oh, the place is a fucking shithole. But. And when it comes to other countries, I don't normally attack someone from where they're from. [00:16:28] Speaker B: I had a guy at a show at St. Mark's one time who was from Israel, asked him where he's from, and he was like, israel? And then there was like, the temperature of the room changed, you know. Now it's just like, oh, that's it. [00:16:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Which is a fun thing. [00:16:39] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was. He was a nice guy. And, you know. [00:16:42] Speaker D: Well, it's. [00:16:42] Speaker B: He wasn't like, I'm from Israel. I think we should take over Gaza right now. [00:16:47] Speaker A: Right? [00:16:47] Speaker C: He was just like, oh, Mandatory Palestine. [00:16:50] Speaker B: Yeah. He's like, I'm a dude from Israel here to drink beer. [00:16:53] Speaker D: People in any country are nice. It's not new. Usually the people that have any control over what the fucking government does. [00:16:58] Speaker A: Well, it's also. It's like we were talking about with the cops. There's good and bad groups of everybody. It's just like, you know, it's just the way everything is. It's just how the world is. [00:17:05] Speaker B: Chaos and clarity is for everybody. [00:17:07] Speaker A: Yeah, I think so. [00:17:07] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:17:08] Speaker B: This podcast is for everybody. We do not discriminate. And we show our feet. [00:17:11] Speaker D: You can't tie everyone with the same brush. [00:17:13] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:17:13] Speaker C: Do not discriminate. Even though we have four white dudes. [00:17:15] Speaker A: I mean, I do discriminate against Australians. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Now. [00:17:17] Speaker A: I know they're not using rectal thermometers. [00:17:21] Speaker C: We're a very diverse group. [00:17:23] Speaker A: There's nothing gay about using a rectal thermometer. [00:17:25] Speaker D: It's a little gay. [00:17:26] Speaker A: I don't think so. [00:17:27] Speaker C: And now spit on the rectal thermometer before. [00:17:30] Speaker B: It's not gay. Dude, I don't think so, because your mom puts it in. [00:17:33] Speaker C: At least go straight in. [00:17:34] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:17:36] Speaker D: What if your dad does it? [00:17:37] Speaker B: That's gay. [00:17:38] Speaker C: Wait, is it gay if when the rectal thermometer goes in, you clench? You clench around it? [00:17:43] Speaker A: No, no. It's only gay if you come. [00:17:44] Speaker D: I Think it could be dangerous? They're glass, aren't they? [00:17:48] Speaker A: They used to be with mercury in it. Those were the most accurate thermometers. The ones that had mercury? [00:17:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:53] Speaker D: And they don't. They don't have mercury anymore. [00:17:54] Speaker A: No, it's. No, it's terrible. [00:17:56] Speaker B: I don't know what they. I don't know how thermometers work anymore. [00:17:58] Speaker A: It's all electronic now. [00:17:59] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, it's digital. [00:18:00] Speaker A: Yeah, it's all digital. And I. I don't know. I just. I think a thermometer. [00:18:03] Speaker B: I'm not putting a computer in my butt. [00:18:06] Speaker A: No, I wouldn't. [00:18:06] Speaker B: I'm putting an analog stick in my butt. Like an American. [00:18:09] Speaker A: Put an SD card in my dickhole, but I won't put it in my asshole. [00:18:12] Speaker B: Not putting a kid. That's how Elon gets you, brother. You put a computer in your butt. I mean, next thing you know, you're driving a cybertruck. [00:18:21] Speaker A: By the way. I know what I meant. I meant to tell you. I read an article this morning about Southwest Airlines. They are now the first airline that is charging anyone overweight. If you're over a certain size, you. [00:18:33] Speaker C: Have to do it. [00:18:34] Speaker A: Yep. Yeah, that's your shit. I'll send it to you. [00:18:39] Speaker D: That is going to work. Well with my bid. [00:18:41] Speaker A: 100%. I literally. I was like, oh, good for them. I'm not trying to discriminate, but like, yo, at some point, where is the fucking line of. How uncomfortable can we be? [00:18:49] Speaker D: Well, I have a bit about this. It's like. And it's never worked, but it's like, when I travel with a surfboard, they measure your surfboard, and if it's oversized or overweight, they charge you, and that goes under the plane. It's same with bags. You know, it's like. But we're not doing this with people. This person can sit on your leg, and that is okay. It's. It's complete. [00:19:10] Speaker A: Or. [00:19:10] Speaker C: Why don't they just sit underneath the plane? [00:19:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Fat, Fat people section. [00:19:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:15] Speaker D: I'm not against that. [00:19:16] Speaker C: Like, the VIP section, you have an. [00:19:18] Speaker A: Opening for next time that you're going. [00:19:20] Speaker C: They go on the little. [00:19:22] Speaker B: The rolly belt to get on a scale. They put a little. They put a little. They do a little sticker tag on your arm. [00:19:27] Speaker A: I don't think you need a sticker tag. I think they're gonna look at you. [00:19:30] Speaker B: They come out of. [00:19:31] Speaker D: And listen, it's not personal. Like, I think if you're fat and you're getting charged two seats, like, it's not no one. No one hates you. Like, we're not trying to say. You're just saying, like, it's not fair. [00:19:43] Speaker B: You're using. [00:19:43] Speaker D: If you go to McDonald's and you want two cheeseburger meals, you got to pay for it. You're using a free one because you're a fat cunt. [00:19:50] Speaker A: That's actually a really good point. That's a solid, solid point. Yeah. That's a TED Talk kind of argum. [00:19:58] Speaker B: You're using two seats. You should pay for two seats. [00:20:00] Speaker D: Absolutely. [00:20:00] Speaker A: That's. Yes. [00:20:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:20:02] Speaker A: And it's like, people I've seen. I saw this one woman, she was gigantic. And how she was just being discriminated, and I'm just like, yo, like, if. If your presence, is it up for someone else? That's like, yo. It's unfortunate. I'm sorry. But, like, you gotta. That's. That's part of life. [00:20:18] Speaker D: How can you be so inconsiderate that it's okay that you're spilling over into someone else's fucking. It's not. [00:20:24] Speaker B: Dude. Isn't it amazing that people get so fat that they're in. Their existence is inconsiderate. Your existence is rude. [00:20:36] Speaker C: Your existence is offensive. [00:20:38] Speaker D: It's offensive to me. [00:20:40] Speaker A: It's true. [00:20:41] Speaker B: That's sad. [00:20:44] Speaker C: I've always. I've always thought the term sex offender was funny because it's like, your sex is offensive to me. [00:20:50] Speaker A: Me? [00:20:50] Speaker B: Yeah. You know, the way you had sex is offensive. [00:20:52] Speaker C: Yeah. It's offensive to all of us and all of our morals. That was a hard pivot. [00:20:56] Speaker B: But, yeah, now some people's sex is offensive. [00:20:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:59] Speaker B: Here's. I was talking about this the other day. There's a weird podcast conversation or subject. Japan, the nation of Japan has a very different approach to sexual proclivities. [00:21:10] Speaker A: What do you mean? What do they do? [00:21:11] Speaker B: Well, there's all, like, the. There's all the hentai. [00:21:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:15] Speaker B: There's all the anime. [00:21:17] Speaker A: I don't understand. [00:21:17] Speaker B: They're like. They have a very different take on sexual perversion, Right? They kind of like. Okay, so I was watching this Vice documentary, right? [00:21:25] Speaker A: I love Vice. [00:21:26] Speaker B: I fucking hate Vice. So I was watching this Vice documentary. This Uppity. That's a terrible word. This. You know, this vice, this vice lady. [00:21:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I know how they are over there. I just like, they're interesting stuff. [00:21:35] Speaker B: This 2008 era Bushwick Vice reporter was, like, over in Japan, talking to an anime cartoon drawer guy, okay. Only draws pedophilic cartoons. He draws hentai about pedophilia, right? [00:21:52] Speaker A: And this is not illegal. [00:21:53] Speaker B: It's not illegal. [00:21:54] Speaker A: Is it legal here? [00:21:55] Speaker B: I bet it's not. [00:21:56] Speaker A: Okay. [00:21:57] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, it's just. Yeah, it's not. [00:21:59] Speaker C: Can you give us a website where we can get these? [00:22:03] Speaker B: So she's over there talking this guy, and she's like, you're a fucking monster. [00:22:07] Speaker A: Oh, really? [00:22:07] Speaker B: Yeah. She was like, you're an animal. And he was like, actually, I am an artist. No, no, no, no. What he said was way worse. He was like, actually, I'm a pedophile. [00:22:16] Speaker A: What? [00:22:17] Speaker B: Yeah, he was like, I actually am, like, sexually attracted. [00:22:19] Speaker A: I can't. I've never seen an Asian pedophile. [00:22:22] Speaker B: How. [00:22:22] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:22:24] Speaker B: So he was like, I'm sexually attracted to children, but I don't want to hurt anybody. [00:22:28] Speaker A: So I just draw. [00:22:29] Speaker B: So I draw these cartoons. [00:22:30] Speaker A: I got to give the guy credit. [00:22:31] Speaker B: And I just distribute them. And he distributes them to other pedophiles so that they don't hurt anyone. [00:22:38] Speaker A: I got to be honest with you. [00:22:39] Speaker B: I don't know if I don't know. [00:22:42] Speaker D: Is that not provoking pedophiles? [00:22:45] Speaker B: That's the thing? [00:22:46] Speaker D: Or is it making them. Getting it, like, getting it out of their system so they don't. I feel like, is it better to. [00:22:54] Speaker B: Cold turkey pedophile watching. [00:22:55] Speaker D: Watching a porn, like, go flicking through a porn probably makes you want to fart. [00:23:00] Speaker A: Well, you. How about this? When you got the drawings, how did you feel? Camp. [00:23:09] Speaker C: And I didn't have the urge to fuck kids anymore. It was crazy. [00:23:13] Speaker A: Not. I, I. It may be provoking them, but if he's not actually kids. [00:23:17] Speaker B: Not kids. I don't know. It's definitely. But his whole point was that, like, they approach it differently in Japan. He's like, in Japan, this is like, not actually. Like, this is fine. Yeah. [00:23:26] Speaker A: That's insane. He was like, I don't think that's right. I don't think it should be legal. That's insane. [00:23:30] Speaker D: Yeah, but I don't think it should be. Okay, so think about this poor. Like, not like he's. He's attracted to. [00:23:38] Speaker C: He's sexually defensive. It's like, yeah, it is. [00:23:41] Speaker D: But, like, imagine being born where you're attracted to children. That is a curse, man. [00:23:46] Speaker A: Curse. [00:23:46] Speaker B: Well, I don't know, dude. That's where I think we need to get like, some smarter psychology person in here. Like, is that something you can train your brain out of? [00:23:53] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:23:53] Speaker B: Just like. Or is it. Are you just like it? [00:23:55] Speaker A: Also, usually those people were molested a lot of the Time they were molesting. Yeah. Most of them. Most of them were touched by a family member. [00:24:01] Speaker B: Game. Recognized game. [00:24:02] Speaker A: And then. And that's their. Their up game. Right. Jesus Christ. But. [00:24:08] Speaker C: But also, to Eli's point, I mean, you guys have never seen a hot K before. [00:24:11] Speaker B: Come on. [00:24:13] Speaker C: You're lying. You're lying. [00:24:15] Speaker D: We call them lay bys. I remember your hair materials because you put them on lay by for. Oh, lay by. [00:24:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:24:22] Speaker C: Well, yeah. It's like when you get a bottle of wine, you're like, we're going to let this age a little bit, right? [00:24:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:27] Speaker D: But then you. [00:24:28] Speaker A: But then. [00:24:29] Speaker C: But then you don't. But then you don't let it in. Get really thirsty. [00:24:35] Speaker B: It's when. [00:24:35] Speaker A: Let that kid out. [00:24:37] Speaker C: God, I want to say, stick my dick in this bottle of wine. [00:24:39] Speaker B: It's when you buy a bottle of wine and instead of drinking it immediately, you groom the wine. [00:24:44] Speaker C: Yeah. And you say, I love you very much. I'm doing this because I love you. And also, if you tell anybody about this, I'll kill you. [00:24:55] Speaker D: It's like the Japanese, like, with their wagu, they actually massage the wagyu and get it right. [00:25:01] Speaker B: You feel like it would melt. It's so buttery. [00:25:03] Speaker A: Well, how do you. It doesn't get buttery. I think it. [00:25:05] Speaker D: I think they're grooming the cow. [00:25:07] Speaker C: No. [00:25:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:25:08] Speaker B: Oh, they do it when the cows alive. [00:25:09] Speaker C: Massage the cow. [00:25:10] Speaker D: They massage it every night. They feed it beer. A bottle of beer, and then they massage the cow. [00:25:16] Speaker B: I'd be a wagyu cow. I'd do it. [00:25:18] Speaker C: Be a good life. [00:25:19] Speaker B: I don't care if they fucking like you. [00:25:21] Speaker A: You're a cow. You're walking through the farm. You're like, you guys don't know. I'm living the life. And then he's. One day he's. Rather than getting the massage, he gets his head blown off. [00:25:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:29] Speaker A: And he's like, oh, what the fuck is going on here? [00:25:31] Speaker D: Yeah, but he lived his best fucking life. [00:25:33] Speaker A: I guess. So would you rather live like that and live shorter or live a longer life and you're, like, eating grass? [00:25:38] Speaker D: I think I'd rather live really well and have a shorter life. [00:25:40] Speaker A: I agree with that. [00:25:41] Speaker D: What about you? [00:25:42] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, no, definitely. [00:25:43] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:25:44] Speaker A: But you. [00:25:46] Speaker C: I think I want to get a rectal thermometer done. I've been thinking about it. [00:25:50] Speaker B: You guys know who Temple Grandin was? [00:25:52] Speaker A: Wait, I'm not done with this Japanese pedophile thing. [00:25:54] Speaker B: Okay. [00:25:55] Speaker C: I did want to bring up so, like, the whole henty, the hentai thing like anime. It's like, do Japanese people think in cartoons? Is that. Is that what they. Is that what's going on up there? And that's just why it's funny, because. [00:26:08] Speaker B: I bet they dream in cartoons. You're right. [00:26:11] Speaker A: It's such a childish thing. And yet they have things like samurais, like, where these. Like this discipline, like, it's such two ends of the spectrum. [00:26:18] Speaker B: I think it's because we nuked them into perversion. [00:26:20] Speaker A: You think they're all up from, like. [00:26:21] Speaker B: The fumes from having been nuked? Yeah, the. Out of that country. [00:26:25] Speaker A: What do you think of people who watch, like, anime? Like a grown person. Like a grown woman or man watching anime? I think it's very my thing. [00:26:33] Speaker D: It's not my thing. I don't like cartoons. I don't even like X Men. [00:26:37] Speaker A: They don't say it's cartoons, though. They go. [00:26:39] Speaker B: I can tell. Because you don't know a cartoon. You're like, x Men. [00:26:42] Speaker D: Wow. [00:26:45] Speaker C: Yeah. They had a 90s. [00:26:47] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:26:47] Speaker C: In the 90s, but I know what you mean. [00:26:49] Speaker D: I don't. I don't. Yeah, but I don't want to judge, like, whatever. [00:26:53] Speaker B: I've watched some good animes. If someone's in it, they've been recommended to me. And I watched. [00:26:57] Speaker A: I. Like, there was a couple I saw that were good stories, but it's not something I'm gonna sit down alone and watch. [00:27:01] Speaker B: No, it's not like my cup of. [00:27:02] Speaker D: Tea, but I respect the art. [00:27:03] Speaker B: I liked what was on the big dude. Tight. The Titans. Attack on Titan. Ever see that one? [00:27:08] Speaker A: Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. [00:27:10] Speaker B: Attack on Titan was awesome. Yeah, there's giant Titans, dude. [00:27:13] Speaker A: Okay. [00:27:13] Speaker B: Come through and they eat you. [00:27:14] Speaker C: All right, well, they're spirited away. That's a good one. [00:27:17] Speaker B: Oh, all the Miyazaki stuff is great. [00:27:19] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:27:20] Speaker B: Yeah. His, like. He's got, like, fantasy. [00:27:23] Speaker D: Yeah, Yeah. [00:27:23] Speaker B: I just watched the new one, the Boy and the Heron. [00:27:26] Speaker C: My girlfriend loves him, so. [00:27:28] Speaker A: Oh, my bad. No, it's fine. [00:27:30] Speaker C: I kind of feel. I kind of feel it. I'm like, you're an adult, but also, like, you know, I still watch South. [00:27:35] Speaker A: Park, you know, that's different, though. South park is satirical. There's. There's a. Like a real. Like a message, whether you. When you first look at it, you go, ah, South Park. What is this? And when you watch it, you go, oh, no, there's. There's something being said here. [00:27:49] Speaker C: Well, which. Maybe we say that about anime too, I guess. You know, they tackle real issues I. [00:27:54] Speaker B: Need to watch more of the new season because they're up to great. [00:27:56] Speaker A: I heard it's the best it's ever been. [00:27:58] Speaker B: I watched the first episode of the new season where they got Donald Trump with the tiny little penis. [00:28:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:02] Speaker B: And he's Saddam Hussein's voice and he's literally the devil. [00:28:05] Speaker A: That' funny, dude. [00:28:06] Speaker B: I couldn't believe it. [00:28:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:07] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:28:08] Speaker C: That was like. [00:28:09] Speaker D: You remind me of a guy I used to date. [00:28:10] Speaker B: Yeah. Dude, I think they like if they get canceled because they're making. [00:28:14] Speaker A: They're not. [00:28:15] Speaker B: I hope not. But they're really. They're baiting them. [00:28:18] Speaker A: It's. It used to be on Comedy Central, but I think they made a deal with Paramount. [00:28:20] Speaker B: Paramount plus. Yeah, I'd like to get plug for Paramount. [00:28:24] Speaker C: If you have hbo, you can probably watch it. [00:28:26] Speaker A: They just made a sick deal with ufc. Paramount Plus. [00:28:28] Speaker B: Oh, really? [00:28:29] Speaker A: Yo, it's like a four billion dollar deal. No more pay per view. Everything's going to be on Power Mount. Plus you pay like $11 a month. It's a sick deal. [00:28:35] Speaker D: That's cool. [00:28:36] Speaker B: Future dude. [00:28:36] Speaker A: Fucking great. [00:28:37] Speaker B: That's. That's good one. [00:28:38] Speaker A: Dude. [00:28:38] Speaker C: It's fucking ridiculous that now if you want to watch all of the NFL games, you have to have like four different streaming platforms or cable or you just have cable. [00:28:47] Speaker A: Yeah, no, but even then. [00:28:48] Speaker C: Because then you have to buy like Sunday NFL ticket and then you have to. They have games on Black Friday and Thanksgiving and those are on Amazon. The Thursday night games are on Amazon. Then they have the Christmas Day games. Those are on Netflix. It's fucking. [00:29:00] Speaker B: I got overwhelmed by all the apps and I'm right back to streaming NFL games on Reddit. [00:29:04] Speaker C: Yeah, just do that. [00:29:05] Speaker B: Right back to that. [00:29:06] Speaker A: Much better, bro. That's. That's the thing with like when you get all like, you know, I think it used to be what, 13. [00:29:12] Speaker B: Say the link because it might come down, but I'll tell you it later. [00:29:14] Speaker D: Okay. Yeah, sorry. [00:29:15] Speaker A: No, that's all right. It used to be like 13 channels like you used to have growing up. You have like, you know, your basic cable and then we got, we got a thousand channels and everyone's like, this is great. And then we got. The more and more that we got, I feel like the more we're up. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's too many services. I, I got. I'm so overwhelmed with the options that I go, I don't even want to watch anything anymore. [00:29:38] Speaker D: But then you start creating like multi conglomerates which just own everything. [00:29:43] Speaker A: Well, that's what they do. I mean, there's what, five things. [00:29:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Amazon, Apple, hbo. [00:29:49] Speaker D: Don't you think it'd be worse if it was just one? In a sense? [00:29:52] Speaker A: I don't think it should be one, but I think we should just, like, we're. I think we're. I don't know. I just think we should now, like, just take it in a little bit. You know what I mean? I mean, realistically, Amazon is the only shipping service. I mean, yeah, there's UPS and FedEx, but that's a monopoly. Apple's a monopoly. I think they make it seem like we don't have monopolies. And we really fucking do. [00:30:12] Speaker B: Yeah, we do. We got. What's the word? Oligopoly. [00:30:16] Speaker A: Oligarch. [00:30:16] Speaker B: Oligopoly. [00:30:17] Speaker A: Like an oligarch. [00:30:19] Speaker B: Like, it's not like. I'm like, there's not one company. There's like, four. [00:30:21] Speaker A: Exactly. It's the same shit, really. You know, because they've destroyed mom and pop shops. [00:30:28] Speaker B: What do you guys think about the quality of, like, content that's being made in, like. In light of the fact that there's so many options, A million options is. Are things, like, better? Are things. [00:30:39] Speaker C: He's a lot better. TV shows are really good. [00:30:42] Speaker A: People say it's the golden age right now for TV. [00:30:44] Speaker C: I believe it. [00:30:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Like the 70s where the golden age and the 90s for movies. [00:30:49] Speaker D: 90S for movies, for sure, were great. [00:30:51] Speaker A: It was fantastic. I mean, yeah, Tarantino was the best. But now they say TVs at its best. But Tarantino said something where he was like. Like, it's become. Television's become, like, soap operas where you watch it and it's entertaining and it keeps you. But you don't remember a fucking thing about it. Whereas you watch a movie and you can pinpoint a scene where you go, yo, that scene in so and so. But you watch a TV show, you can't remember anything. [00:31:14] Speaker B: Certain TV shows, there are scenes like True Detective, Season one. [00:31:18] Speaker C: Great. [00:31:19] Speaker A: Yes, I was good. [00:31:19] Speaker B: I knew I could count on you, Joe. [00:31:20] Speaker C: Fucking great. [00:31:21] Speaker B: Remember this? The one where he's running away from the crack house and they do that whole single camera shot where. Yeah. Over fences. [00:31:28] Speaker C: Yes. [00:31:28] Speaker B: That's like. Like that. [00:31:29] Speaker C: And he's got a. He's got a dude in a headlock. [00:31:32] Speaker B: The whole time, and he's, like, dodging bullets and. [00:31:34] Speaker D: Yes. [00:31:34] Speaker B: That stands out in my mind as being like some. That was, like, sick. [00:31:37] Speaker D: It's pretty cool what these directors are doing now. I respect the art so much. Remember that what was that war movie where they filmed it in one? [00:31:44] Speaker A: 1912. [00:31:44] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:31:45] Speaker A: Yep. [00:31:45] Speaker D: One shot. The whole movie, they just followed. [00:31:47] Speaker B: I never saw that. I didn't realize I did that. [00:31:49] Speaker D: It's incredible. [00:31:50] Speaker A: Birdman was the one who really did it, but you ever seen Birdman? That was the first movie where they really nailed the one shot. Yeah, yeah. [00:31:59] Speaker B: The entire time. It's one shot. [00:32:00] Speaker A: Yeah. There's only. And literally there's only three places you could pinpoint where they could have cut. But everything else is they just follow one character in a room and then follows the other one out, and then it's. [00:32:10] Speaker B: That's awesome. [00:32:12] Speaker C: Did you ever see adolescence on Netflix? [00:32:15] Speaker B: See that either? It was really good. [00:32:16] Speaker C: It was. It's about. It's set in England and it's like this kid. [00:32:21] Speaker A: Oh, I heard. [00:32:21] Speaker C: Murders a girl. And then it's like the whole unfolding of it. [00:32:25] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:32:26] Speaker C: Let me spit on it a little. And then. But they. They do that where they follow one character and then it splits off and they follow the next. So it's like every episode is one. [00:32:34] Speaker A: Take and it's a perspective of another character. [00:32:37] Speaker C: Yeah, but like. So you get breaks in the scene where it's like, okay, that was the boy's story. And now we're following the dad. And then now we're following the cop, you know? [00:32:44] Speaker A: That's great. I think it's the studio on Apple tv, the Seth Rogen one. That's. Every episode is one shot, really. I've heard it's amazing. People who've watched it have said that they get anxiety from it. And I think it's about Hollywood, like, the studio world in Hollywood. And I think that's the whole point is to give people that. That's probably how I like things that. [00:33:03] Speaker B: Are, like, anxiety inducing. [00:33:04] Speaker A: Me, too. [00:33:05] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:05] Speaker A: Like Weapon Brothers, dude, The curse. [00:33:07] Speaker B: Did you watch a curse? [00:33:08] Speaker A: No. [00:33:09] Speaker B: Great. [00:33:09] Speaker C: How fucking good was Weapons? [00:33:11] Speaker B: I loved Weapons, dude. So it was. I haven't had that much fun in a movie theater. So good in a long time. You missed out, dude. You should have come and saw Weapons. [00:33:20] Speaker A: I was drunk that day, dude. I don't know how. [00:33:21] Speaker B: Yeah, me too. I got drunk and watched Weapons. It was great, dude. So much fun. [00:33:25] Speaker C: It's like. It's this new horror movie. It's supernatural. It's very creepy. But it was directed by the guy that. He was one of the creators of this comedy troupe called Whitest Kids. [00:33:37] Speaker B: You know, Zach from the Whitest Kids, you know? [00:33:38] Speaker C: Yes. [00:33:39] Speaker B: Crazy. [00:33:39] Speaker C: And it, like. Whitest Kids, you know, was back in the day, like there was south park and then there was like Whitest kids, you know, those were the two funniest, most up shows that you could watch. So one of the creators, the Whitest kids, you know, now directed this horror movie. [00:33:53] Speaker B: Apparently it's a second. [00:33:54] Speaker A: And Barbarian. [00:33:55] Speaker C: Yeah, he did Barbarian. And it's like, it's so creepy. But then it's also. There's a lot of. There. There's not really like the comedic relief character, but there's a lot of just dialogue where it's. It's very. It's very contemporary dialogue, you know, so there's like, there's slang that we would use in our day to day life. And even the scares are like. Like you're terrified. And then all of a sudden you're laughing hysterically. I was in a. I was in a movie full, like every seat was full. And it went from like. Everybody was like, oh. And then the scary thing happened and then everybody started bursting out laughing. [00:34:32] Speaker B: It really was such a good movie theater experience. [00:34:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:34] Speaker B: For the reason you're talking about, because everyone, like, something scary is happening. There's like long suspenseful parts and you can hear people going, oh. And then, like, the fucking thing happens. [00:34:43] Speaker C: Everyone's like, yeah, it was so fun. [00:34:45] Speaker B: It's really fun to see in theaters. [00:34:47] Speaker D: It was really fun. [00:34:47] Speaker B: Also, I thought she was the most relatable main character I've seen in a long time. The teacher. [00:34:53] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:34:54] Speaker B: Because like, her whole class disappears and she's like, I'm gonna get drunk. She's hammered. [00:34:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:34:59] Speaker B: She's like, I need to go call my. She calls her man, who she sometimes, and starts to drink with him at a bar. And she's like, everyone thinks I'm a witch, dude. This is nuts. [00:35:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:05] Speaker C: And then ruins his life. We're not. We're not giving away too many spoilers, but it's like that. That girl, what's her name, she's from the Ozark Lady. [00:35:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:14] Speaker C: She was fantastic. [00:35:15] Speaker B: She was great. Yeah. [00:35:16] Speaker C: Everybody in there was good. Josh Brolin was good. [00:35:19] Speaker B: Love, bro. Love Brolin. Just waking up, being a mad dad. [00:35:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:24] Speaker C: But you know what? For somebody that went to, like, film school and everything, I feel like you haven't seen a lot of films. [00:35:30] Speaker A: No. Okay. [00:35:30] Speaker C: I haven't seen a lot of classes. [00:35:32] Speaker A: I've seen the classics. I've watched all the classics. [00:35:34] Speaker C: You've never watched Lord of the Rings? [00:35:36] Speaker A: No. Lord of the Rings. I've seen Lord of the G Strings, but I haven't seen how dare you no. [00:35:41] Speaker C: Where is your copy? I want to see. [00:35:43] Speaker A: I've watched all the Harry Potter films. I like those. Those are nice. [00:35:46] Speaker D: Wow. [00:35:46] Speaker B: Okay. [00:35:48] Speaker C: Do you want me to. [00:35:48] Speaker A: I like when people are having a conversation and there's a, Like, a family drama. I like that. [00:35:54] Speaker B: I like that too. You're gonna love the curse. [00:35:56] Speaker A: See that? Okay. That. If you tell me that I'm in, I'm sold. I did hear good things about this weapons movie. And I like a collective movie theater experience. If you can that watching people freak out. It's fun. That's. That feels good. [00:36:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:07] Speaker A: But I don't know, man. I just. I've watched all the old. I love the old. [00:36:11] Speaker C: I just. Why can't we just sit down and watch Lord of the Rings together? You're gonna love it. [00:36:16] Speaker D: You know. [00:36:17] Speaker B: You know what? I do sometimes? I haven't done this in years, but I do like, a Lord of the Rings, like, marathon. Yeah. But, like, I invite people over. I'm gonna make a stew, and we're gonna watch through extended cut. [00:36:30] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [00:36:32] Speaker C: Literally 12 hours. [00:36:33] Speaker B: Yeah. 12 hours of Lord of the Rings. [00:36:35] Speaker C: Yes. [00:36:36] Speaker B: Stu. I'm out. Lotr, baby. [00:36:39] Speaker A: The Godfather is three hours, and I have no problem sitting through that. [00:36:42] Speaker D: I don't remember the last time I watched a movie, guys. I'm not in this. [00:36:45] Speaker A: I watched the Materialist. The movie yesterday was that it's a. Basically a matchmaker, and it's her love life, and she's like, she used to date a poor guy, and now she's not anymore, and now she's looking for a rich husband, and she's, you know, matchmaking people together. And the ex boy watch rom coms. This is. It was on a romance to come. It's good. It was a drama. [00:37:06] Speaker C: After he watched this movie, he invited his uncle over so he could get a rectal thermometer. [00:37:11] Speaker A: I, I temperature the entire. [00:37:15] Speaker C: That was a hot scene. [00:37:17] Speaker A: It was just. I, I, I was a good movie, and I really enjoyed it. Right now, you, you guys, you. I'm putting my socks back on. [00:37:24] Speaker B: When the lead characters finally, like, link up, Harrison's temperature goes up too. [00:37:28] Speaker A: I, I was, I was really invested. And then at the end, she ends up with the poor guy that she believed was her soulmate from years ago. And I was just like, there's no way. There's no way this would ever happen. And I'm very. I could suspend disbelief, but it was just funny because he proposed to her with, like, a flower because he's that broke in New York City. [00:37:48] Speaker B: You're such A softy. [00:37:49] Speaker A: You imagine, though, proposing to a woman with a flower. [00:37:52] Speaker D: There's no way she would say. [00:37:53] Speaker A: She would never say yes. You have to be fucking nuts. Yeah. She'd go, you fucking bum. [00:37:57] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:37:58] Speaker A: I didn't realize I was fucking a homeless dude. [00:37:59] Speaker B: The empty Box and knocked up. Remember that one? [00:38:01] Speaker A: That was funny, though. This wasn't funny. This was supposed to be romantic. And I was like, hey, I've. I've. I've been with women that I love that much, and they all go, you gotta get it together. And then maybe, you know, who would. [00:38:12] Speaker C: Say yes if you tried to propose to them with a flower? [00:38:15] Speaker A: Who? A child. You know, go to Japan. Yeah. [00:38:23] Speaker B: Dude. [00:38:24] Speaker C: Something earlier. You said something earlier about anime where you were like, I respect the art. And it made me think, I, like, I respect that guy's heart. You know, he's. He's making pedophilia. [00:38:33] Speaker B: Art. Making his art. [00:38:36] Speaker A: What? [00:38:38] Speaker D: The American movie culture is pretty strong, I'm noticing with. [00:38:41] Speaker A: That's our greatest, you guys. [00:38:43] Speaker D: It's like a lot of Americans really get into their movies. [00:38:45] Speaker A: We take it. [00:38:46] Speaker C: We take it very serious. [00:38:47] Speaker D: Kind of like the technical side of it. You're like, really? It's cool. In Australia. It's not like this. Like, the equivalent of going to a movie in Australia is like watching Netflix at home. Like, that's, That's. People don't really talk. Yeah, not really. A lot of movie cinemas closed down. [00:39:01] Speaker C: Like, are people glued to the string or glued to the screen in Australia? Or is it like you just go there, you bullshit. [00:39:07] Speaker D: Listen, I'm not gonna, like, speak for everyone, but I would say as a whole, it's not a movie culture. Yeah. There's like, people certainly watch Netflix and like, and, And. And TV series. I'd say TV series are like, really? That's everywhere prominent. But, like, the way you guys and like, a lot of Americans talk about movies is like, it kind of blows my mind. It's really cool. [00:39:25] Speaker B: That's interesting. [00:39:26] Speaker A: Well, let me ask you this. The weather in Australia is always nice where I live. [00:39:30] Speaker D: Always nice. This is like. This is. Today is like a winter's day. [00:39:36] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. [00:39:37] Speaker C: So you have no. [00:39:38] Speaker A: Who wants to go to the movie theater? Yeah, that's. That's the whole point. [00:39:41] Speaker D: That's. That's fair, you know? Yeah, that's fair. [00:39:42] Speaker A: And in California, you could say the same thing. It doesn't really get cold. Why would you go to the movies? But Hollywood's there, right? So you have that culture where it's like, we got to see that movie. But, dude, it's like, if it's sucky and raining, it's like, let's go to the movies. [00:39:54] Speaker C: There's a lot of famous actors from Australia, though. [00:39:56] Speaker A: Like, yeah, Mel Gibson. [00:39:58] Speaker C: Mel Gibson. Eric Bana, Charlize. Or wait, no, South African. Nicole Kidman. [00:40:03] Speaker A: Yep. [00:40:04] Speaker C: Margot Robbie is Australian. [00:40:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:06] Speaker D: But I think that's different. We're talking about, like, the. The act of watching rather than. [00:40:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:12] Speaker B: Doers. Yeah, doers of things. [00:40:13] Speaker A: Yeah. They want to go surf. They want to go, like, hang out on the beach. [00:40:15] Speaker B: And I'm a big fan of Australian culture, by the way. I think what. I've never met in Australia and I didn't like. I think Australians are awesome. Yeah. [00:40:21] Speaker D: Thank you, man. Yeah, that's cool. A lot of people say. [00:40:23] Speaker C: What time is it? [00:40:28] Speaker D: 120. [00:40:28] Speaker A: Okay, perfect. We got like, 15 more minutes and we gotta cut. [00:40:31] Speaker B: We're doing a quick one. [00:40:32] Speaker D: This is fun. Just a quick one more often. [00:40:35] Speaker A: I. Yeah, man, I'm down. [00:40:36] Speaker B: I want to try to not be brutally hungover for one of these one day. [00:40:39] Speaker A: What's the big deal? [00:40:40] Speaker B: I just want to just. Just see if it's going to be. [00:40:42] Speaker C: Well, I had no idea. For the next one. We need to get up again. [00:40:44] Speaker A: Yeah. We gotta get, like, obliterated. [00:40:46] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. We didn't drink. [00:40:48] Speaker A: Yeah, no, we didn't. I mean, I ate them, you know, a gummy. But. [00:40:51] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:40:53] Speaker A: But the culture. I mean, American culture, that's the only export that we have. That's why. And I'm. I'm shocked that people in Australia aren't more into it. But are they into fashion? Like, American fashion? [00:41:04] Speaker D: Yeah, I think fashion in general. I don't know about American fashion. I think Australia's got their own fashion, but it's, I think, fashion. [00:41:10] Speaker A: Yeah, we can see what you're wearing. [00:41:11] Speaker D: Western fashion is very similar wherever you go. [00:41:14] Speaker A: Okay. [00:41:15] Speaker D: I don't feel like there's much of a difference anyway. [00:41:17] Speaker A: When you go to Europe, though, like, they're like, obsessed with. With the culture. Maybe before Trump, there's trends, you know. [00:41:23] Speaker D: Like, it's almost now the trend is to, like, dress down. It's like you need to go to an op shop and wear nothing that matches. Jeans that are 10 sizes too big. Yeah. Fold it over 10 times on the top just for them. [00:41:34] Speaker A: Well, that's also 90s fashion. It's recycled. [00:41:36] Speaker D: People are kind of like, dressing. Our dads were in the. In the 70s and 80s. It's like men are kind of dressing like that now. The mustaches are back. [00:41:44] Speaker A: The mustache is huge now. [00:41:46] Speaker C: Yeah, mullets. [00:41:47] Speaker D: But it's also like, I feel like it's always the younger generations that follow trends more. And then once you get sort of in the your 30s, you kind of don't. You kind of have your style and you. [00:41:55] Speaker A: Oh, bro, look at me. I wear the same fucking thing every day, right? [00:41:58] Speaker B: Jerry Seinfeld has one of my favorite jokes I've ever heard, which is that all dads dress in the style of the last good year of their lives. [00:42:10] Speaker A: That's a good point. [00:42:11] Speaker D: And my dad every day wears like a button up T shirt and jeans. Like, even if he's like working around the house, button up T shirt, jeans. [00:42:17] Speaker A: Like full button up. Not like a collared, not like a polo. [00:42:20] Speaker D: Yeah, just like a button up. [00:42:21] Speaker B: Is he tuck in? Is he tucked or untucked? [00:42:23] Speaker D: Definitely on. Definitely talks. [00:42:25] Speaker B: He's tucked. [00:42:25] Speaker D: Yeah, he's tucked in up there. So his good days must have been going to work every day, like getting away from you. [00:42:37] Speaker B: That's good, that's good. Dab ahead. [00:42:38] Speaker D: If you had five kids, I bet your best time in your life is like going to the office. [00:42:43] Speaker A: Best time would be when you tie that garden hose to the muffler and sit in the car. Just sitting there. The best day of my life. [00:42:53] Speaker B: And then your wife's in the kitchen like, dave, come get the pasta. And you're just like, all right, fine, we'll keep doing it. [00:43:00] Speaker C: You're like, one day, one day I'll have this drink. [00:43:03] Speaker A: You want to hear crazy shit? My dad. So we had a cash business and, and we. He had a room in the garage where he would count the money because we would. Everyone would go collect the money from the washing machines like in the city, because it was in the basements of use quarters and cash. And we'd. And at the end of every night, it would be dropped off in my house like fucking 30 grand in cash. And my dad had a tiny fucking room. And this is not a small guy. My dad was fat in the garage where he'd have a coin counter. We'd throw the money in and a cash counter. Just stacks of it. And that was like my. That's normal for me. Like my dad sitting in the garage counting cash. And one time I went into the garage, I opened it up and he was in the room and the car was on. And he told me he had no way. My dad was very stressed out with money, business falling apart. And I open smokes coming out and I go, he fucking killed Himself. That mother fucking selfish bastard. And I barge into the room, which there's. It just fucking, you know, Sheetrock. There's nothing like, you know. And he's. And he's sitting there counting the money. And I said, yo, what the fuck is going on? Like, you know, the car is on. He had no. He goes, I. I had no idea. And I was like, right, sure, right. You had no idea. [00:44:14] Speaker B: First of all, we all agree that Harrison's dad was in the mafia, right? [00:44:16] Speaker A: Everyone thought that, but he was. I'm telling you, he wasn't. It was just a cat. It was a cash business. We didn't. We didn't assimilate. [00:44:23] Speaker D: He was trying to. Do you think there was. [00:44:26] Speaker A: There's a part of me that believes. [00:44:27] Speaker B: Maybe I like the idea that if he was trying to kill himself, the last thing he wanted to do was count his money. Well, I'm going out bab like 100, 200. [00:44:37] Speaker A: But it was do what you love. It would have been a good way, though. [00:44:41] Speaker B: Quarter. No one wants to die looking at quarters. [00:44:44] Speaker C: I mean, maybe they can't do Cam. [00:44:47] Speaker A: Jewish. [00:44:49] Speaker B: Dude, if he killed himself, look like shuffling through quarters. [00:44:53] Speaker A: Well, my. [00:44:54] Speaker B: That would have been a disservice to Jews everywhere. [00:44:55] Speaker A: He used. That would have been the way to go. All the Jews would have been like, he did it the way we all. [00:45:00] Speaker C: He was counting. [00:45:01] Speaker B: Come on, man. [00:45:01] Speaker C: He was counting. Gets. He was counting it. And then he gets up and turns the car off. He's like, not yet. [00:45:07] Speaker A: Well, he actually, the funny thing is, is that my dad used to make jokes all the time where when things were really bad, he goes, I. He goes. I swear to God, he goes. Because he had an insurance policy, he goes, I. The best thing that would happen to you is if I died. He would say that all the time. And he would threaten. He goes, I can't kill myself because the insurance policy will be voided. He goes, you're not going to get anything. So if there was any way to do it, it would have been the accident of the car was on. But how do you explain to the insurance company that there was a room where he counted cash? [00:45:36] Speaker B: He's just so stupid. [00:45:37] Speaker A: Yeah. What is it? [00:45:39] Speaker C: Like, you and your dad have this, like, I don't know, this, this affinity for suicide because you. [00:45:45] Speaker A: Oh, I grew up hearing about it my whole life. [00:45:46] Speaker C: You tried to hang yourself when you. [00:45:48] Speaker B: Were 8 years old. I'm right there with you. [00:45:50] Speaker C: My favorite part. [00:45:52] Speaker B: Yeah, we talked about. My dad used to say all the time he would be like, I'm worth more dead than alive. [00:45:55] Speaker A: That's what my dad said. The same thing. [00:45:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:45:58] Speaker C: My favorite part about when you tell your story about when you accidentally hung yourself when you were eight is how you're like, I tried to do it on accident. Then you talk about how you very deliberately wrapped the rope around your neck and then you stood up and then you kicked yourself. [00:46:13] Speaker A: It was an accident. I mean, when you hear like, that was fun. You told me that one sounds like. It does sound pretty premeditated. [00:46:19] Speaker B: Who hasn't put a little noose on their neck at some point? [00:46:22] Speaker A: Dude. [00:46:23] Speaker C: Even yet, even yesterday he was sending us a picture of him with a gun. The gun to his head. [00:46:27] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:46:28] Speaker B: What's up with the gun photos? Those are hilarious. [00:46:29] Speaker D: They're funny. [00:46:30] Speaker B: I keep laughing at them. [00:46:31] Speaker A: I think they're great. I almost posted on Instagram because I thought it'd be hysterical. [00:46:34] Speaker B: It is very funny. [00:46:35] Speaker A: I asked a couple people and they were like, I don't know. I don't know about this. Because I had a conversation with a buddy. I sent the picture to him and he wrote. And I said, sit on my face or I'll pull the trigger. And he wrote, yes, Daddy. And he goes, please tell me that's a fake. I'm like, would it be hotter if it wasn't? Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, you can't take anything serious. No, you'd be funny if I was actually blew my head off. After that. [00:46:57] Speaker B: I did. Did save it to my phone. [00:46:58] Speaker C: Accidentally killed himself because he was playing with a gun. [00:47:00] Speaker B: I saved it to my photos, and a couple times since you sent me that, it's just, like, popped up. It's funny on my phone and the picture just like, this is you. [00:47:07] Speaker A: It's just the Internet doesn't get it makes me laugh. [00:47:09] Speaker D: It's funny. Your facial expression, like. [00:47:10] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I'm trying. [00:47:13] Speaker D: Like the guy from the mask from Scary Movie. [00:47:15] Speaker A: Oh, Scream mask. Yeah. [00:47:18] Speaker D: Like this frowny smile. [00:47:19] Speaker A: That's literally. I was like, because I want to do it, but I don't. [00:47:22] Speaker B: We're all such bizarre up people. I'm a big fan. This is. This is our fun. I'd be like, I have a picture of my friend of a gun in his mouth. I love it. [00:47:29] Speaker C: I think if you don't know. Put it in your mouth. [00:47:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:32] Speaker B: You literally. [00:47:33] Speaker A: I sent you that. And you're like, dude, you're not doing it right. [00:47:36] Speaker B: It's very funny. [00:47:37] Speaker A: But it's. I don't know. I think that if you're not laughing and Stuff like that. There's something wrong with you. [00:47:42] Speaker B: Oh, do we have time? We're still going? [00:47:44] Speaker A: Yeah, let's keep going. [00:47:45] Speaker B: All right, so your dad tried, maybe tried to kill himself with the car. My dad was attacked by a hamster and hospitalized. [00:47:54] Speaker A: Hold on, hold on. Attack. Like, Richard Gere was attacked when he. Shove it up his ass or. [00:47:57] Speaker B: No, no, the hamster. No one knows what happened to this day, because Walter has never told the full story. [00:48:03] Speaker A: Wait a minute. What do you mean, get attacked? What is. What do you just. [00:48:06] Speaker B: We had. We had hamsters, right? We had hamsters. And I hated the hamsters, but we had. They're like this big, dude. [00:48:13] Speaker C: They're a little rodent. [00:48:14] Speaker D: Is it like a rat? [00:48:15] Speaker A: It's a rat. It's a fat rat. [00:48:17] Speaker B: They're tiny little furry rodents, and they're like. Like cute and small, and they couldn't hurt a fly. But one of them put my dad in the hospital. [00:48:24] Speaker A: What do you do? Attack his face? [00:48:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Somehow the hamster got under his glasses and scratched his eye. [00:48:31] Speaker A: Ow. [00:48:31] Speaker B: I know. And then he had to. It, like, tore his. Corny. Or he had to give eye surgery. [00:48:36] Speaker D: Oh, my God. [00:48:36] Speaker B: Cuz of hamster. [00:48:37] Speaker A: Because of a hamster. Hamster. [00:48:41] Speaker C: That's like medieval torture right there. [00:48:44] Speaker A: Dude. Dude. [00:48:47] Speaker C: What kind of fucking New Hampshire shit is that? [00:48:50] Speaker A: Dude. Right? [00:48:51] Speaker B: We still don't know what happened. [00:48:53] Speaker A: That's fucking nuts. Oh. [00:48:55] Speaker B: It was in the middle of the night and everyone's freaking out. And it woke me up, and I was like, what the hell is going on? [00:48:59] Speaker A: Walters got attacked by hamsters. [00:49:02] Speaker B: The hamster's name was Puny. The hamster's out of the cage. [00:49:06] Speaker A: Did you guys kill the hamster after? No. [00:49:07] Speaker B: Puny Mooney lived the normal three years that hamsters live. [00:49:10] Speaker A: Is it only three? Three? [00:49:11] Speaker B: Something like that. So my mom was like, Puny Wooney attacked your father. We have to go to the hospital. [00:49:18] Speaker A: That's insane, dude. To get attacked by a hamster. [00:49:21] Speaker C: I can't believe that you guys didn't, like, ritualistically take Puny Woonie behind the shed. [00:49:27] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:49:29] Speaker B: Yeah. You could flick that thing to death. It's so small. [00:49:32] Speaker C: I love you. [00:49:33] Speaker B: You're dead. [00:49:36] Speaker A: Those aren't pets, if you ask me. Those are. And those are not. [00:49:39] Speaker C: No, they're sex toys. [00:49:41] Speaker B: Yeah. They're not good pets. [00:49:43] Speaker D: Justin's got the ferrets. [00:49:45] Speaker B: Justin's got. [00:49:45] Speaker A: No, I think those things are disgusting. [00:49:48] Speaker C: They smell like. [00:49:48] Speaker A: They think like. He goes. I didn't. I didn't read. You cleaned the cage that day, and I Was like, that day. I'm like, it smelled like months. [00:49:54] Speaker B: And he said that when I was over there, too. [00:49:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:57] Speaker B: He was like, I didn't cage that day. I think every day is that day. [00:50:02] Speaker A: Ferrets are. They're. They're. They're rodents, dude. I don't want that in my house. [00:50:06] Speaker B: Apartment is hilarious, though. Speaking of. Of funny, like, pictures. Like the thing he was doing in the group chat yesterday where he, like, sent his hospital bracelet. [00:50:12] Speaker A: Yeah. What was he doing there? [00:50:13] Speaker B: He was donating blood. [00:50:14] Speaker A: What? [00:50:15] Speaker B: He was donating blood. [00:50:16] Speaker A: Who wants Hartman's blood? [00:50:17] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:50:18] Speaker C: Crackhead. [00:50:19] Speaker B: He went to the hospital to donate blood because he's. [00:50:22] Speaker A: All right. We're gonna put this with the AIDS pile. [00:50:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Again, the two. The two sides of Hartman. Right? He's a wild boy, but he's actually, like, a responsible, good person. [00:50:30] Speaker A: He is. [00:50:30] Speaker B: So he was going to the hospital to donate blood, but while he was there, he was like, this is gonna be fun. Everyone's gonna think I OD'd. Because that's believable. [00:50:35] Speaker A: That is believable. It's funny because all of us on this couch have a way higher ODing than him. [00:50:40] Speaker B: Yeah. He doesn't do any drugs. [00:50:41] Speaker A: It's funny. Every podcast I've ever done, I've spoken about Justin Hartman at some point. [00:50:45] Speaker B: He's a legend. He's a goddamn legend. [00:50:46] Speaker A: Crazy. [00:50:47] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:47] Speaker C: Does he. Is he sober? [00:50:49] Speaker A: No, he doesn't do drugs. He came. He doesn't do drugs, but he came up to me one night, drunk out of his mind Tuesday, and he's like, how's my set? Honestly, dude, I, I. My. For. For being totally obliterated. I said it was. [00:51:02] Speaker C: It was pretty good. [00:51:03] Speaker A: I said it was solid. [00:51:05] Speaker C: He has. He has these moments of, like, kind of clarity where he came up to me one day, and he was like, I. He said something along the lines of. And I know you've. You've said this. Somebody told you this before, but he said something along the lines of like, I don't believe you. I don't believe you when you're saying these jokes. Like, where. [00:51:24] Speaker D: Where. [00:51:24] Speaker C: Where are you? Where's Joe in that joke? You know, it was actually very profound. And then I talked to him about it a week later, and he's like, I don't remember that. [00:51:33] Speaker A: It's. It's funny, though. It's the truth, because it is still a performance and an acting school. A lot of the teachers will say, like, I don't believe that. I don't believe you're actually feeling that I don't believe what you're saying. And it's no different in comedy. [00:51:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:44] Speaker A: You need to have a connection. That guttural connection from here to the vocal cords, out to the crowd, and it needs to be connected because it's like if you're not. If you're selling this idea of I think this is funny and you don't really believe it. [00:51:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:57] Speaker A: How is anyone else gonna believe. [00:51:59] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a tough thing, right? It's like sometimes you don't. You're like, I'm sick of telling these fucking jokes. [00:52:04] Speaker A: That's. That's a problem also. And it's like, maybe you have a great idea, but you don't really give a. About the idea. [00:52:08] Speaker D: Yeah, Yeah. I think you're 100, right? I. And the longer you go through this, the more you see it in others as well. [00:52:15] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:52:16] Speaker D: You know, like. Yeah. I think it's so important because that's where, like, you're getting to the point of, like, conversational, like when the best comics are conversational. [00:52:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:52:23] Speaker D: And that. And the conversation is always honest. If someone's bullshitting you, it's not a conversation. It's just a joke. [00:52:29] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah, I agree with that. [00:52:31] Speaker C: Nothing feels worse than telling a joke that you don't like, but you're like, I know this works and telling it and then it bombing. Cuz then you're like, I sold myself out just to tell a shitty joke that I hate and nobody liked it. [00:52:46] Speaker B: What about that feeling when you do a joke that you don't like but you know works and it does work and then everyone's laughing and you're standing there being like, you idiots. [00:52:53] Speaker A: It's still. [00:52:53] Speaker C: It still kind of feels shit. [00:52:55] Speaker A: I. I walk away going, you like you. You coped. Yeah. You copped out. You could have done something else. [00:53:01] Speaker B: You could have had fun. [00:53:02] Speaker A: Yeah, and I didn't have fun. I just did it because I was scared for them to not like me. [00:53:06] Speaker C: You could, you could have left the car running. [00:53:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:10] Speaker B: You take a. Take a lesson. What would dad do? [00:53:13] Speaker A: Dude, dad would count the quarters, baby. [00:53:16] Speaker B: Count up his quarters. [00:53:17] Speaker C: That's a good, that's a good euphemism for like. I'm going to go count the quarters. [00:53:21] Speaker A: Yeah, dude, we should. Now it's going to be like, yo, you're going to. You're going to. Gonna. You're gonna do it tonight. We're gonna keep counting the quarters. [00:53:25] Speaker B: Like, I'm gonna keep. [00:53:26] Speaker A: Count the quarters. [00:53:26] Speaker B: You're gonna check out, gonna Count the quarters. Yeah, yeah. [00:53:29] Speaker C: But you have a good one where you're like, I. I just logged on. [00:53:33] Speaker A: Or. [00:53:33] Speaker C: What is it? [00:53:34] Speaker A: I'm online. [00:53:35] Speaker B: Online? [00:53:35] Speaker C: Yeah. It came online. [00:53:36] Speaker B: Yeah. For early memories. [00:53:37] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, but. [00:53:40] Speaker B: Or for exiting a hangover. [00:53:42] Speaker C: That's what. Because you said it earlier. [00:53:43] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes use it for both. Like, I don't know. Because you. I wake up and I'm just like, dude, mornings are not my. [00:53:48] Speaker C: No, God, no. [00:53:50] Speaker B: I wake up in the morning, I need coffee. I was like, oh, Jesus, another one. That's how I start every day. Oh, my God. [00:53:57] Speaker C: Like, most people have night tears, and you have. [00:53:59] Speaker D: When I was drinking, I would wake up like that. [00:54:00] Speaker B: It's not even drinking. Like, it's just. I don't know. I just. I need to go to bed. [00:54:04] Speaker D: Yeah, Yeah, I got one more before we go. Did you guys ever go to a therapist at school? Like a school counselor? [00:54:11] Speaker A: Wait, like somewhere where you can go and be like, hey, how are you feeling? And then. [00:54:15] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:54:15] Speaker A: Really? No. Yeah. [00:54:16] Speaker D: Provided by the school. So if you went to a private school, your school should have had one. [00:54:21] Speaker B: They had this in my public school. [00:54:22] Speaker D: Okay. [00:54:23] Speaker B: And I went, but because I went with a group of kids because it was called friendship group. And once a month, they'd pull us out of class. [00:54:34] Speaker D: Did you go to a school? [00:54:36] Speaker C: It's called Friends Are Great. [00:54:37] Speaker B: It wasn't. It was an inner city. It was an inner city public school, and they had friendship group to prevent kids from, like, doing drugs and, like, getting. Getting into gangs and stuff. But me and my friends would go just because it would get us out of class. [00:54:48] Speaker C: Who's getting into a gang in New Hampshire? [00:54:50] Speaker A: Eli in a gang. [00:54:55] Speaker B: No one ever believes me about my hometown. [00:54:58] Speaker A: Wait, so, okay, so you went and. And was it helpful? [00:55:01] Speaker B: Nah. I mean, it was fine. We would chill with this lady. We'd just talk shit. It was just like, we waste a class. [00:55:06] Speaker A: All right. And, Cam, you used to go, yeah. [00:55:08] Speaker D: Yeah, I got a story. [00:55:10] Speaker C: You fucking tell us. [00:55:11] Speaker D: No, so I wanted to. I didn't like study of religion. I thought it was the worst fucking class class. I think at one point we were studying Judaism. I was like, this is a waste of time. [00:55:20] Speaker A: This is realism. What do you mean? The Holocaust. [00:55:24] Speaker B: You guys are studying religion in school? [00:55:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:27] Speaker D: Yeah. Because I went to a Catholic school, so we would study all the religions, and I hated this subject, so I just hated it. [00:55:34] Speaker B: Wait, did you hate the Judaism subject specifically? [00:55:38] Speaker D: I hated it. [00:55:38] Speaker A: Did we learn about 40s in Germany? What about, like, the best time ever? [00:55:42] Speaker B: What about this. Jesus Christ. You're talking about Jesus. [00:55:45] Speaker D: It's only so much you can learn about Jesus. I went to this school counselor because that was the only way you could get out of class, right? And so I needed to, like, game the system. [00:55:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:56] Speaker D: And I. So I went to the school counselor and I get there and he's like, what's the problem? You know, what's the problem? And I was like, man, I've. Where do I begin? I've got so many problems. And he's like, can you talk about. I'm like, not really. You know, talking. Talking about stuff's a little gay. We don't. We don't do that. You know, when you're a kid, like, everything's gay. You know, you get home from school, mum's like, how's your day? Yeah, you know, how was soccer? Gay. How was your soccer coach fucking gay? [00:56:24] Speaker A: Dad, I don't want to talk. [00:56:25] Speaker C: How's your gay boyfriend? [00:56:28] Speaker D: You can describe your whole existence with just that one word when you're a kid. Do they do that now? What do kids call everything gay. Now? [00:56:35] Speaker B: It's coming back. [00:56:36] Speaker A: It's making it. We're bringing it back. [00:56:37] Speaker D: Good, good. [00:56:38] Speaker B: Having a renaissance. [00:56:38] Speaker D: Anyway, so he. And he's like, all right, well, if you don't want to talk about it, it. You can show me. And he pulls out this, like, little sand pit. [00:56:44] Speaker A: I do say, his car. [00:56:47] Speaker C: I thought it was gonna. I thought it was gonna be the doll where he's like, where did he touch you? [00:56:51] Speaker B: I thought so too. [00:56:52] Speaker A: Okay. [00:56:52] Speaker D: He pulls out this little sand pit with like 500 little Lego pieces. [00:56:58] Speaker A: Okay. [00:56:59] Speaker D: And he goes, I need you to, like, build me a scene of what is going on in your mind. And I was like, all right, this guy is going to psychoanalyze me. I know what he's gonna do. [00:57:10] Speaker A: And then you just made head. [00:57:14] Speaker B: Makes a giant penis. I made. [00:57:16] Speaker D: I made this pyramid. The biggest pyramid. Lego orgy you have ever seen. I. With this guy. Base layer was like 69s. The second layer was like missionaries. And then the third layer was like fucking anal. Like, I just built this thing up. 15. [00:57:37] Speaker B: All right. [00:57:37] Speaker A: Yeah, that's normal. Yeah. [00:57:39] Speaker B: So he was like, this is a normal 15 year old boy. Actually, the kids. [00:57:44] Speaker C: God damn it. Cam did it again. [00:57:46] Speaker A: You're not depressed. You just want to fuck me too. Buddy, I'm married. Go ahead. So, yeah, so. And then what do you say when. [00:57:54] Speaker D: He saw it and at the end he's like, whoa, you got a lot going on in your mind, don't you? I'm like, yeah, sir, school's pretty tough at the moment. [00:58:01] Speaker C: You know, I can't have sex with everyone all that I want. [00:58:07] Speaker D: I don't know. [00:58:07] Speaker B: That's. [00:58:08] Speaker D: That's pretty much where it ends. I just want to know if you guys, like, had any similar experiences. [00:58:11] Speaker A: Well, you're also a couple years older than us. I think if we were to do something like that, even a couple years later, I think that you could be like. They'd be like, hey, he needs serious help. You know what I'm saying? Like, whereas a few years prior, just. Just at that cut off, people would be like, ah, he's. He's just being a kid. Whereas if in high school, if we did that, it could be taken a little more seriously. [00:58:32] Speaker D: Yeah, maybe in America as well. It's. Yeah, with all the pedophiles. [00:58:35] Speaker A: Pedophiles and active shooters, it's like, yeah, you know, like, this kid's gonna kill everyone if he doesn't soon. He's gonna blow our heads up off. [00:58:42] Speaker B: Do you guys have a cop in your school? [00:58:44] Speaker D: No. [00:58:45] Speaker A: No. [00:58:45] Speaker D: You had a cop in your school? [00:58:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Her name was Officer Barbie. [00:58:49] Speaker A: Was she black porno? Did you go? [00:58:51] Speaker B: She was white. She was huge. Dude. She was. I watched her eliminate kids. Dude. [00:59:00] Speaker A: Eliminate kid. [00:59:02] Speaker B: Officer Barbie would just take people down. Dude, it was awesome. [00:59:05] Speaker D: That's hilarious. [00:59:06] Speaker A: Okay. [00:59:07] Speaker D: It always blows my mind when you get a fat co. Cop. [00:59:09] Speaker A: Oh, I see him all the time. [00:59:10] Speaker B: Fat. She was butch, dude. She was like a bruised. [00:59:12] Speaker A: That should. She should have been a cop. Like, someone with that build needs to be a cop. [00:59:15] Speaker B: Yeah, she. She had only one option, or it was volleyball coach or cop. [00:59:19] Speaker D: So what did she do all day? [00:59:20] Speaker B: She would walk around school with a gun and, like, make sure we're all in line. And then occasionally she'd have to take down a kid for I don't know what, like, fighting off. [00:59:28] Speaker D: And she could take him down. [00:59:29] Speaker B: Oh, dude. Yeah, I watched her. There was this kid. I won't say his name, but he was trying to steal a car. [00:59:35] Speaker A: New Hampshire. [00:59:37] Speaker B: Like, behind our New Hampshire. [00:59:40] Speaker D: And he was a student at the school? [00:59:41] Speaker B: Yeah, he was. I was in social studies with him. [00:59:43] Speaker D: I mean, what a dumb kid. [00:59:46] Speaker A: Speaking of stealing cars, did you see in California the car chase where the guy. Literally yesterday, the guy stopped to get gas and still got away? There's a full video of the guy. Stolen car gets out, fills up his car. [00:59:57] Speaker B: Did see that, dude, it was awesome. [00:59:59] Speaker A: Amazing. [01:00:00] Speaker B: Pretty sweet. [01:00:00] Speaker A: Amazing. [01:00:01] Speaker B: He didn't get away, though. He got out of the Gas station. Station. [01:00:02] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. Like, you should have been caught. [01:00:04] Speaker D: Get him at the gas station footage. [01:00:07] Speaker B: Yeah, he's. He's getting gas. [01:00:09] Speaker A: Yeah, he's looking. [01:00:10] Speaker C: Guess he goes in and buys cigarettes. [01:00:14] Speaker B: You need a gas dude. [01:00:15] Speaker A: Crazy thing is also, he put his. [01:00:17] Speaker D: Credit card in to get the gas. [01:00:18] Speaker A: That's what I would think. [01:00:19] Speaker D: You know, in Australia, we don't do that. Like, it's okay, you just fill the gas up and then you walk in and pay. [01:00:24] Speaker A: Do you have any idea how many gas stations would go out of business here? I wouldn't pay for gas if I could fill it up. [01:00:30] Speaker B: The social contract is not as strong. [01:00:31] Speaker A: Strong here. No. [01:00:32] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. People would just steal the gas. [01:00:33] Speaker A: See, that's the beauty of visiting Afghanistan. The gasoline will be super cheap. Yeah, but sorry, that's nuts. Where you could just fill up and then pay. [01:00:41] Speaker D: Crazy. It's so inconvenient here as well. I don't know. [01:00:45] Speaker A: Totally inconvenient. [01:00:46] Speaker D: Because also, you've got to predict how much fuel you have in your. You like, you want to fill up your car, don't you? Or do you? [01:00:51] Speaker A: No, no, no. You swipe and then go however much. [01:00:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:55] Speaker D: You can't walk in and give every time. [01:00:57] Speaker A: I think. Think it's 10 gallons. [01:00:59] Speaker D: That's what I thought. You had to. [01:00:59] Speaker B: You can do that. You can walk into a gas station, be like, I want 20 on pump one. [01:01:03] Speaker A: Yeah, but that, you know, but then it cuts a full tank. [01:01:05] Speaker C: But then it cuts you off. They put $20 on that pump and then it. [01:01:09] Speaker D: Right. [01:01:10] Speaker C: Like when you're pumping it. [01:01:11] Speaker A: It. [01:01:11] Speaker C: Yeah, it cuts off immediately. [01:01:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:13] Speaker D: That's crazy about this guy, man. I. I can't even. America is wild, dude. This country is a wild place. [01:01:20] Speaker B: Wild that. An Australian would say that too. Your country's a wild goddamn place. [01:01:24] Speaker D: Used to be amazing America. Now people are loose people. But your culture is a loose culture. [01:01:30] Speaker A: Like, great. [01:01:30] Speaker D: You guys just do crazy. [01:01:32] Speaker B: We talk about that Australian legend last time, the kid who, like, threw a house party that got out of control. [01:01:37] Speaker C: The Project X. Yeah, I know. [01:01:39] Speaker B: He told me. [01:01:40] Speaker D: Corey, his name. [01:01:40] Speaker B: Corey Legend. [01:01:42] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:01:42] Speaker A: I love Corey. Did he actually drive a car? No. Pool? [01:01:45] Speaker D: No. He, he, he. He organized like a party. His parents went away for a weekend. He organized a party and he posted on social media and, dude, it was like the biggest party known in Australia. Like, there was like 30, 000 people. That's high school kids rocked up to this party, and it was like they. [01:02:06] Speaker B: Were in the neighbor's yard. They took over an entire street and that's the best. [01:02:10] Speaker D: This is what made this guy famous was at the end of the next day they're interviewing him and they're like. [01:02:15] Speaker B: Well no, no, because they couldn't find him. [01:02:17] Speaker D: They couldn't find him because he ran away, whatever. [01:02:19] Speaker B: And then they found him at the beach. My man was just went to the beach. [01:02:23] Speaker A: Was his house destroyed? [01:02:24] Speaker B: Completely. [01:02:24] Speaker D: Yeah, but like you know what, it was like Vinny's stuff. I'm sure I don't. [01:02:27] Speaker A: I know, don't. [01:02:28] Speaker D: I'm sure they would have been fine. And I believe it was like he was a wealthy child. But anyways, when they're interviewing him, this journalist goes, Corey, you know what you've done is disgraceful. It's despicable. We can't believe you've done this. Like you should be ashamed of yourself. Is there anything you would like to say? He goes, yeah, there is something I'd like to say. If anyone wants me to organize their party for call me. [01:02:54] Speaker A: That's a boss move. [01:02:56] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:02:56] Speaker B: There were two Corey interviews. Cuz there's one they found him at the beach and then they found him somewhere else. [01:03:01] Speaker A: Okay. [01:03:01] Speaker B: Cuz he just, he just left the scene. [01:03:03] Speaker A: I would too at that point. [01:03:04] Speaker B: And then he went to the beach and he was chilling with some girls and they like catch him like Corey. And then like. Yeah, he just, he wasn't arrested. I don't know. Did he get arrested? [01:03:12] Speaker D: I don't know, I'm not sure. [01:03:13] Speaker A: See, here in this country you'd be arrested for that. [01:03:15] Speaker B: Yeah, he just didn't care at all. They were like, are you sorry, Cory? And he was like no, I really. [01:03:21] Speaker A: I wouldn't be sorry either. Like for, for, for making history. No. [01:03:25] Speaker B: Yeah. And then he tried to promote. He tried to turn it into a business. [01:03:27] Speaker D: Well, he ended up doing that. [01:03:28] Speaker B: Did he? [01:03:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:03:29] Speaker B: That's great. I'm glad, I'm glad it worked out for Corey. Kid was a legend. [01:03:33] Speaker A: How old, what year was this? [01:03:34] Speaker B: While ago now. [01:03:35] Speaker D: 2012. No. Yeah, 20, probably 2010. 2012. [01:03:38] Speaker A: So right at the birth of social media, like the people who wrote that wave, who got famous then really established themselves as somebody like trying to get famous now on the Internet. It's. It's so much harder. [01:03:48] Speaker D: It, it's a lot of work. It's consistency and hard work. There's no such thing as like overnight success. Well, there is. Some people get very lucky, but a lot of the time it's back then. [01:03:57] Speaker A: Also there was no blueprint. Like they just did Something like you did something authentic yourself. And. And it's. Yeah. Whereas now it's like how. Oh, let's match the blueprint of so and so. [01:04:06] Speaker B: Corey didn't throw that party to get social media famous. He did it because it was also the biggest party. [01:04:11] Speaker A: Yeah. That's the dopest thing you could do. [01:04:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:14] Speaker A: All right. [01:04:14] Speaker B: Good shit. [01:04:15] Speaker A: What time is it? [01:04:16] Speaker D: It is quarter to 1:45. Yeah. [01:04:21] Speaker B: Should we show the toes one more time before we go? [01:04:23] Speaker A: Let's. I'm so high right now. These are it. These are the bad boys. [01:04:30] Speaker B: Thanks for tuning in. [01:04:31] Speaker A: This is gonna be so fucking twisted. There was one person, by the way, who's been begging me on YouTube. This one the. One of the only people who comments on any. Anything. I think it may be a woman also asked if we ever got a wedgie. They. She asked on one of my videos. And every video she's like, are you gonna ever answer my question? And I haven't. [01:04:48] Speaker B: That's hilarious. [01:04:49] Speaker D: I have a story. Okay, so it's. It was it on Year eight camp. I didn't get the wedgie, but I gave a wedgie me. There was this guy that. He ended up being one of my best friends in the end. But there was this guy that was like, kind of a nerd. He was a big fella, but he was kind of a nerdy kid. And we thought, let's give this kid a wedgie. [01:05:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:07] Speaker D: And I'd seen in the American movies that you could get. Do a wedgie so severe that you could pull the underwear over the head. [01:05:13] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:05:16] Speaker D: We nearly got there, dude. We got to the neck. [01:05:20] Speaker B: What happened? Did the underwear rip it? [01:05:23] Speaker D: Like it ripped, but, like, his underwear. [01:05:25] Speaker A: Didn'T rip his ass. All day he was groaning in pain. [01:05:30] Speaker D: The poor kid married. I know. [01:05:34] Speaker C: Have you ever seen. [01:05:35] Speaker D: You guys started that? Not me. [01:05:37] Speaker B: Like, that was so funny. I'm so glad you did that. [01:05:40] Speaker C: Have you ever watched It's Always Sunny? [01:05:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:05:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:05:43] Speaker C: You know the high school reunion episode. [01:05:45] Speaker B: Where they hang him from a locker? I think. No. [01:05:48] Speaker C: This one guy tries to give Charlie a wedgie and when he grabs his underwear, just. [01:05:54] Speaker A: Oh, yes, I saw that. I love that. Because he's filthy. [01:06:00] Speaker D: You gotta explain this to me. [01:06:03] Speaker A: In It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie's character is just a filthy animal. And it's basically it saying that his underwear was so old, it just fell apart. [01:06:15] Speaker B: They're so good at thinking of those little details, dude. Like those little. Who thinks of that? Like, imagine being in the writers room and then they go to give Charlie a ring. [01:06:23] Speaker C: Oh, my God, dude. The guy makes a sound. [01:06:27] Speaker D: He's like, oh. [01:06:30] Speaker B: Or like, pirate. Private. I think about that one all the time, too. Like, Charlie's, like, looking private or pirate. Yeah, he's looking at door. He's like, was that. Was that door that says pirate? You think they got a pirate in there? [01:06:38] Speaker C: The one says private. [01:06:42] Speaker D: Have you guys had a wedgie? [01:06:43] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't think so. [01:06:45] Speaker A: I have one where if you had a wedgie, you'd have streaks on it for sure. [01:06:48] Speaker B: Yeah, well, I mean, like, true. Has someone given us, like. You mean if someone's given us a wedge. [01:06:53] Speaker A: Yeah, I've been given. I know my friends have given me a wedgie. [01:06:55] Speaker D: Like, everyone's had a wedgie. [01:06:56] Speaker A: You know, more than wedgies. Where pan. Pants. Like, pantsing someone? Yeah, like, whether. Like, you're staying there and they pull your pants down. [01:07:03] Speaker D: Dude, I saw this. I saw this. This dude walking down the street at St. Mark's the other night, and he had his pants so low, like, below, it would have been just above his dick and, like, the very sagging. Why do you. Why do people do that in America? It's so weird. And every second he's, like, trying to. [01:07:19] Speaker A: What was this background of this man? [01:07:22] Speaker D: He was black. He had cornrow. Was. It was black. [01:07:26] Speaker A: It came from jail. [01:07:26] Speaker D: Every second he was walking, he took one set, pulled his pants out. I'm like. And then just. But not pull them up. He just pulled him up like a half an inch. I'm like, why don't you just put them above your ass and they don't fall down? [01:07:37] Speaker A: It's jail culture. That's where it got popular to me. [01:07:40] Speaker C: Yeah, but it was popular in jail because that's how you knew who was down to fuck. [01:07:43] Speaker A: Yeah, that's literally why. Yeah, it was. It's jail cultures. [01:07:46] Speaker D: How is something gay become cool? [01:07:49] Speaker C: That's a lot of culture comes from gay people and black people people. [01:07:52] Speaker A: Whoa, whoa, whoa. How can somebody be gay? Because I love Taylor Swift is gay. [01:07:57] Speaker D: If you look at Completely. [01:07:58] Speaker C: If you look at men's. [01:08:01] Speaker D: Bro, that's bisexual. All right. [01:08:03] Speaker A: That's it. [01:08:03] Speaker C: If you look at men's fashion, like, the coolest people that. That are dressed the coolest are always black people and gay people. [01:08:10] Speaker D: That's true. Look at Harrison. [01:08:13] Speaker C: He's dressed like a gay man. [01:08:14] Speaker A: I have. I wear crop tops. Yeah. [01:08:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:08:16] Speaker A: I could be gay. [01:08:17] Speaker B: Passing straight dudes are not dictating the fashion, that's for damn sure. [01:08:20] Speaker C: No, but you look like a Gay mechanic. [01:08:23] Speaker A: You do sometimes. Yeah. I. You go. I really don't know if this guy will either destroy or go, ah, you know, it's one or the other. But I don't. I don't mind being. I don't mind being mistaken as gay. Like, it never bothered me if someone's like, hey, are you gay? But no, I'm not. [01:08:37] Speaker D: Kind of a compliment. [01:08:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, it means I look put together. Y. So no wedgies here? [01:08:43] Speaker B: I don't think so, but that's kind of shock. That's shocking talking. [01:08:46] Speaker A: You had to have a wedge. [01:08:47] Speaker B: Somebody must have wedged me at some point. [01:08:49] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. [01:08:49] Speaker A: There's nothing more violating. Also. [01:08:52] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:08:52] Speaker A: When you feel that feeling of your underwear being just lodged up your. By someone else, it's weird. [01:08:59] Speaker C: I mean, I. I feel like a anal thermometer is a little bit more violating. [01:09:03] Speaker D: I agree. [01:09:04] Speaker A: But it's different if your dad does it. [01:09:08] Speaker C: I'm done counting the quarters. Come here. Bring me that tush. [01:09:14] Speaker A: Wow, dude, that just. I just got a flashback to 2002. [01:09:20] Speaker B: We used to. With each other. Sack tapping was a. That was a big one. [01:09:24] Speaker A: I hate that. [01:09:25] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:09:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:09:25] Speaker D: That was the worst, man. [01:09:27] Speaker A: It's not even funny. It's just horrible. [01:09:29] Speaker B: I thought it was pretty funny. [01:09:30] Speaker D: Oh, when you try to get the tip of the knob. [01:09:33] Speaker B: I've never heard it called that. [01:09:35] Speaker A: Tip of the dick is what you. [01:09:36] Speaker D: Tip of the knob. [01:09:37] Speaker A: Yeah, that's tip. [01:09:37] Speaker D: And I never heard of the tip of the dick. Yeah, dude, that one. When you get knobbed. That is painful, dude. [01:09:44] Speaker B: Yeah, it's just such a funny thing that we were doing just like walking by your friends and be like, hey. [01:09:50] Speaker A: You think cavemen used to do that? [01:09:55] Speaker C: Probably. [01:09:56] Speaker B: Yeah. That's caveman behavior definitely. [01:09:58] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, I think so. [01:10:00] Speaker C: The one guy's like, oh. [01:10:02] Speaker B: Another guy's like, and that's what we're still doing today. [01:10:08] Speaker A: That's the oldest joke, dude, that. [01:10:10] Speaker B: 3,000 years. [01:10:12] Speaker A: And then here we are and women sitting in the corner just going. [01:10:15] Speaker C: We haven't come that far. [01:10:18] Speaker D: I learned the other day that chimpanzees as, like, a punishment will pull, like, if they're fighting. If my two males are fighting. What they try and go for the. [01:10:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:10:27] Speaker D: And they'll try and pull the other males off. Yeah, all the way off. [01:10:31] Speaker B: They do like. [01:10:32] Speaker D: That's brutal, dude. And they die within 10 minutes. [01:10:35] Speaker B: They go for. [01:10:36] Speaker D: They bleed out. [01:10:37] Speaker B: Nose, hands, genitals. [01:10:39] Speaker A: I mean, that's. I think gay's the same thing. [01:10:42] Speaker C: I was gonna say every time I jack off. I Feel like I'm trying to rip my dick off. I'm like, that's a little. [01:10:48] Speaker A: All right. [01:10:48] Speaker C: That wasn't fun. [01:10:50] Speaker D: It's a little on the nose. [01:10:52] Speaker A: It's a little on the knob. There we go. Better. But that's. I think we should. That's a good. It's a fun fact, though. Pulling. [01:11:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Chimp chimps are brutal, dude. They try to disfigure you. They rip off your hand. [01:11:03] Speaker A: Well, I mean, realistically, when you. When you fight another human being, you're. You're. If you don't know what you're doing, your first instinct. Instinct's gonna be like, I'm gonna hit him in the nuts. [01:11:09] Speaker B: I would go for the face. [01:11:10] Speaker C: Well, have you. Have you ever seen a picture. [01:11:12] Speaker A: Like, if you're already losing already, it's a good chance. [01:11:17] Speaker C: Have you ever seen a picture of a guy that got attacked by a monkey? It's like, one. So they're. Yeah, they're a lot. [01:11:23] Speaker A: Mangled. Completely. [01:11:24] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:11:24] Speaker B: Yeah, they're mangled. [01:11:25] Speaker D: Yeah, they're horrible. But then also, you just shouldn't have a monkey in a fucking cage. [01:11:30] Speaker B: I know. I've said that. I don't. I don't remember if I said this on the pod last time, but the chimpanzee in Connecticut who attacked two ladies. Yeah. Yeah. And you know them both up there was this interview. [01:11:41] Speaker D: He, like, ripped one of the women's face off. [01:11:43] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, ripped off the face. Yeah. And then they had to. The cops came and killed the chimp. But there was a. I don't think. [01:11:49] Speaker A: He should have died if he. I don't think that's fair. [01:11:52] Speaker B: Dude, the video. This is a scary detail. There's, like, the lady. The. The owner of the chimp had, like, barricaded herself in the house as the chimp was, like, going nuts on the porch. When the cops get there and she's yelling at the cops, there's, like, body cam footage, and she's yelling at the cops, and she's like. Like, if he acts nice, he's trying to trick you, just kill him. Don't get tricked. [01:12:11] Speaker A: Really? [01:12:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:12:12] Speaker A: And then he ripped the face off of. [01:12:13] Speaker B: He had already ripped the face off the other lady. Yeah. [01:12:16] Speaker D: Did she die? No, I don't think. I didn't think she did. [01:12:19] Speaker A: I would hope that someone would kill me immediately after. [01:12:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:12:22] Speaker B: But. All right. The funny detail is that there was an interview with the chief of police of the town, and this guy was like. His takeaway was like. He was like. He was like, yeah, we all love that ch. Chimp. I used to see that chimp driving because the chimp used to drive the car. [01:12:39] Speaker A: That's so cool. [01:12:40] Speaker B: So he'd be like, we would see that chimp driving away with the chimp. Everyone loved that chimp. [01:12:44] Speaker C: But he was just acting nice the whole time. He was trying to trick you. [01:12:47] Speaker B: Who knows? [01:12:47] Speaker A: He was also just being a chimp. Like, whether he was nice or not, he's still a chimpanzee. Shouldn't have chimps like, yo, you shouldn't own a chimp. [01:12:55] Speaker B: Still chimp crazy. Yeah. [01:12:57] Speaker C: Haven't you guys watched Powderpuff Girls? [01:12:58] Speaker B: Mojo, Jojo. Jojo. Yeah. [01:13:00] Speaker C: See? [01:13:00] Speaker B: Evil sugar spice. [01:13:01] Speaker A: I wouldn't say. [01:13:04] Speaker B: I don't know. They snap though. [01:13:06] Speaker C: No, they're not evil. [01:13:07] Speaker A: Like, or you know the other day. Cheetahs have never ever attacked a human that wasn't provoked. Like, unless you were like in a caged environment where they were getting with. But cheetahs are known, apparently. They're like giant house cats. They've never attacked humans again. [01:13:21] Speaker C: You see videos of people like cuddling up with cheetahs. [01:13:25] Speaker B: Yeah, lions and stuff. [01:13:27] Speaker A: Lions have been known to attack people though. I think there's stories of that. [01:13:30] Speaker B: Yeah, But I've all seen videos where dudes are like chilling with lions. [01:13:33] Speaker A: That's insane. [01:13:34] Speaker D: Well, I think it depends if they got cubs or not, right? Or is that what you call a baby line? A cub? [01:13:38] Speaker A: Yeah. Is it a. I don't know. [01:13:40] Speaker C: Yeah, dude, you went to a cubs game, you mongoloid. [01:13:44] Speaker A: That was for. It's bears. That's what? Isn't it like a bear thing? Like cubs. Cuz they have the Chicago Bears. You're right. [01:13:50] Speaker D: Yeah, you, you mongoloid. [01:13:53] Speaker B: Flip that one on you. [01:13:54] Speaker C: All right, dude, you just got 180. Relax, guys. [01:13:57] Speaker A: Why don't you go back to your gay fantasy football nonsense? I know sports. [01:14:03] Speaker C: I don't play fantasy. [01:14:05] Speaker A: Dude, the only fantasy you play is. Is cartoon pedophiles. All right, we're gonna get the out of here. [01:14:11] Speaker D: All right. [01:14:11] Speaker A: What time is it, Kim? [01:14:12] Speaker D: It's about 2:00'. [01:14:13] Speaker A: Clock. I gotta go. [01:14:14] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, 2:00'. Clock. [01:14:16] Speaker A: All right, you guys. All right. Thank you, guys. Feet out. We appreciate you. We answered the questions. We'll be doing this again. Thank you, guys. [01:14:24] Speaker D: Thanks, Loop.
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