Episode Transcript
[00:00:06] Speaker A: All right, we're back. We got Eli Moroney. You guys know Eli. You've seen his feet.
[00:00:11] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:00:11] Speaker A: Eli's a comic. Eli's a fantastic friend. I have to. Dude, the views won't. They won't pile in.
[00:00:17] Speaker B: The dogs are just out now.
[00:00:18] Speaker A: They're out because, dude, I did one episode with socks on and not nearly half as many views.
[00:00:25] Speaker B: You know your audience.
[00:00:26] Speaker A: Yeah, this is what the people want.
[00:00:28] Speaker B: I got to give them what they want there. I'm going socks on, boys. I'm sorry. I don't have it in me.
[00:00:33] Speaker A: We need someone to be a little bit of a dude.
[00:00:35] Speaker B: Your DMs. I'm speaking to your audience. Yeah, your DMs are a fucking nightmare, dude. Ever since I did that, ever since we did that All Feed out podcast, the DMS have been.
[00:00:45] Speaker A: Dude, I've gotten pretty wild.
[00:00:46] Speaker B: Pretty wild.
[00:00:47] Speaker A: There was one guy we all got a message from.
[00:00:49] Speaker B: Yeah, I think we've all gotten, like. I think the same dude. A couple dudes have hit up all of us, I think.
[00:00:54] Speaker A: Did you get recently one of his feet, like, showing his feet to you?
[00:00:58] Speaker B: I think I got.
I got a follow request from a dude whose profile picture was just feet.
[00:01:03] Speaker A: Yeah, that guy, he messaged me about a day ago or two days ago of his feet, like, a picture. He sent me a direct message.
[00:01:10] Speaker B: How do you know they're his feet, though? They could just be other feet.
[00:01:12] Speaker A: They could be. They could be. But either way, I got.
[00:01:14] Speaker B: Yeah, feet.
[00:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I think he thinks that's what I want. I don't.
[00:01:18] Speaker B: I don't.
[00:01:18] Speaker A: I don't want anything from men in my DMs, unless it's like, you're great and I love you.
[00:01:23] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, that's nice.
[00:01:25] Speaker A: Yeah, it's cool, man.
[00:01:26] Speaker B: Yeah, a lot of feet picks a lot of feet picks a lot of feet followers. Really glad I did that podcast.
[00:01:30] Speaker A: I. Dude, it was. I think that if the next time we do the Proud girls, we got to make sure the feet are out.
[00:01:35] Speaker B: Oh, no, we know we're done. I'm planning. I'm planning some surprises, but I think we got to. I think we got to rein it back in.
[00:01:40] Speaker A: All right, well, I'm gonna.
[00:01:41] Speaker B: You're gonna go feed out. I mean, give the people what they want.
[00:01:44] Speaker A: They need it. Yeah, but how you feeling? What do you got on your head today? Anything specific?
[00:01:48] Speaker B: I have something I want to talk about.
[00:01:49] Speaker A: Talk to me.
[00:01:50] Speaker B: Loneliness.
[00:01:51] Speaker A: Dude, you're talking to the right guy.
Let's go. All right.
[00:02:00] Speaker B: I was listening on the Radio on the way over here.
Well, not so much like individual loneliness, but the loneliness, like epidemic. And it's big. Yeah, but not like. Okay, what was the statistic they said? They said, like in the. According to like the fucking, I don't know, the government.
[00:02:17] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:02:18] Speaker B: Like 4% of adults attended a social function in the past, like three months, whereas this time 20 years ago it was like 60%.
[00:02:28] Speaker A: That's fucking nuts.
[00:02:29] Speaker B: So it was like a statistic about the summer that 4% of adults attended some sort of social function over the summer.
[00:02:35] Speaker A: That's horrible, dude. You know that, right? That's. That's how people drive to kill themselves.
[00:02:39] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I just think it's like, why?
[00:02:44] Speaker A: Because we've, we've. We've conditioned ourselves to be able to not ever leave the house and be entertained. Maybe. I mean, between streaming services, Instagram, Tick Tock and. And food delivery.
[00:02:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, I was thinking about this a lot on the train ride over here. Because it's an hour long train ride.
[00:03:00] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:03:00] Speaker B: I was just listening to the radio.
[00:03:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:03:02] Speaker B: Thinking about loneliness, looking at everyone on.
[00:03:06] Speaker A: The train as you do.
[00:03:08] Speaker B: But yeah, no, I think. Yeah, the phones.
The phones and the, the streaming services probably have a lot to do with it. I'll just lock ourselves up also. Probably. Covid. I think we're all more traumatized from.
[00:03:17] Speaker A: COVID That was the Kickstart, dude. Yeah.
[00:03:20] Speaker B: Yeah, I think Covid. I think the trauma that was inflicted on people by Covid. Yeah, I don't think we really understand it yet.
[00:03:26] Speaker A: No, we're not gonna know really what it did to us. And for like another 10 years probably. Yeah, but people aren't chilling anymore, which really sucks.
[00:03:34] Speaker B: It's not just the kids. It's everybody. It's even like older people. It's all people.
[00:03:37] Speaker A: Yeah, because people are. I mean, with my parents, I see the way they speak to people on Facebook and it's like they think that this is like normal, these connections. Like, oh, yeah, my friend on Facebook. And it's like, when was the last time you saw him? Probably 20 fucking years ago.
[00:03:50] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:03:50] Speaker A: You know, remember like back in the.
[00:03:52] Speaker B: Day when that was reserved for like only the nerdiest people?
[00:03:54] Speaker A: Yeah, it's like, oh, look at this douchebag. He's got friends on the Internet. Wow.
[00:03:58] Speaker B: My nerdiest friend. Friend from high school is coming to visit next.
[00:04:01] Speaker A: Next week. Okay.
[00:04:02] Speaker B: Yeah, he's gonna come to, I think, the. The Comfy Clash comedy show.
[00:04:05] Speaker A: Oh, nice.
[00:04:05] Speaker B: I almost don't even want to come. I was telling some other Friend this.
[00:04:08] Speaker A: You don't like him?
[00:04:09] Speaker B: No, I love him, but, dude, my worry is that he's gonna make friends, dude. Because he's such a weirdo and he's gonna meet other comedians. What?
[00:04:14] Speaker A: I thought I heard a fly. Sorry.
[00:04:15] Speaker B: So scratching.
[00:04:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
You think he's gonna be weird?
[00:04:18] Speaker B: He is weird. I know he's weird. I love him. He's weird.
[00:04:21] Speaker A: But your friends.
[00:04:22] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:04:22] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:04:23] Speaker B: He's really smart. He's like. He's a deeply autistic guy, though. He's very fucking weird. You know how he reaches out to me most of the time? Facebook messenger. Don't check.
[00:04:31] Speaker A: Yeah, Me too, sometimes.
[00:04:32] Speaker B: LinkedIn.
[00:04:33] Speaker A: Oh, that's fucked up.
Okay.
[00:04:37] Speaker B: You'll probably meet him. He's great.
[00:04:38] Speaker A: I mean, I'm sure I'll like.
[00:04:39] Speaker B: He's delightful. Yeah, he's like. He's very funny.
[00:04:42] Speaker A: Anyone that you've ever introduced me to, your friends, I've. I've loved.
[00:04:45] Speaker B: He's. Yeah, he's just like, you're gonna meet him and you're gonna be like, I haven't spoken to someone this nerdy in a long time. In a long time. Because he's. But, like, so back in the day, like in high school.
I don't want to say his name, but he didn't, like. He didn't get along so well.
[00:04:58] Speaker A: No kidding. Yeah. Okay.
[00:04:59] Speaker B: I was, like, one of the only kids he, like, talked to.
[00:05:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:01] Speaker B: And everyone else he knew was, like, on a message board.
His entire social life was message boards, essentially. And you know me, like, I would find that out and I'd be like, what boards would you be?
[00:05:15] Speaker A: What kind of sick shit are you?
[00:05:16] Speaker B: What are you doing?
[00:05:18] Speaker A: But you'd find a way. You're such a jolly person and you'd find a way to be like, oh, yeah, okay. Like, even. It was the weirdest. Well, he's.
[00:05:24] Speaker B: He's a pretty jolly guy, too. He wasn't. He wasn't up to anything sinister. Okay. He had opinions on, like, Kingdom Hearts, and he wanted to talk about God.
[00:05:30] Speaker A: Dude, I haven't heard Kingdom Hearts in a long time.
[00:05:34] Speaker B: Wow.
[00:05:34] Speaker A: All right, so this guy's not been laid in quite some time.
[00:05:37] Speaker B: No, he's got a wife. He's got a nerdy ass wife.
[00:05:40] Speaker A: What did I tell you the other day?
[00:05:41] Speaker B: What?
[00:05:42] Speaker A: There's a lid for every.
[00:05:43] Speaker B: There's a lid for every pot. Oh. The two of them, dude, they're.
They're wild. I can't wait for you to meet them.
[00:05:49] Speaker A: I'm excited. This is gonna be fun.
[00:05:50] Speaker B: You're Gonna not know how to interact with them. They don't know how to interact with you either.
[00:05:54] Speaker A: So I guess it'll be mutual then. It'll be fine. I think it's better that way than one person who doesn't know how to interact.
[00:05:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I know they're very strange. But anyway, he's come my. I was telling somebody else I went to high school with, they're like, oh, so and so's coming. Yeah, you want to come to. Can we come to your comedy show? And I was like, my worry. I'm just gonna call him Nerd. Yeah, I'm sorry, buddy. He's gonna see this.
My worry is that Nerd is gonna come to the comedy show and make friends. Like that's my true concern.
[00:06:17] Speaker A: Why is that a bad thing?
[00:06:18] Speaker B: Because the comedians are so fucking weird and.
[00:06:20] Speaker A: Yeah, I know.
[00:06:20] Speaker B: Fucking weird.
[00:06:21] Speaker A: So it'll be perfect.
[00:06:22] Speaker B: It's gonna be bad for the world, dude.
[00:06:24] Speaker A: I mean, maybe not. Maybe it'll be good, maybe not.
[00:06:28] Speaker B: But anyway, long story short, people, to get back to my original point, when I was in high school, this was the only person I knew who was make. Who was like, had online relationships.
[00:06:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:38] Speaker B: Like we were on like aim and shit.
[00:06:40] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:06:41] Speaker B: But we would see those people in.
[00:06:42] Speaker A: School, we'd see him in school. And a lot of times it was to talk to a girl you were too kind of scared to talk to in. In person. Yeah, yeah, but we were friends with them. We wasn't. We weren't talking to strangers. I've never.
[00:06:53] Speaker B: No it.
[00:06:54] Speaker A: Not until honestly now did I interact with strangers on the Internet.
[00:06:58] Speaker B: Well, it's gotten a little more normalized because of the dating apps.
[00:07:00] Speaker A: It's very, very odd to see to where you were. We were raised, you and I were raised on don't talk to strangers. And now it's like that's all you do. You see a post haha. Or. And that's fine to try to have sex with them. Exactly. That's got to my point. That's exactly right.
[00:07:17] Speaker B: We used to not. We used to be told, don't talk to strangers on the Internet because they might try to have sex with you.
[00:07:22] Speaker A: And now it's like, if you want.
[00:07:23] Speaker B: To have sex, you got to talk to a stranger.
Those pervs, way ahead of their time. Dude.
[00:07:28] Speaker A: I actually saw a statistic yesterday. It's funny you say this that about men aged from like 22 to 26 or 27 have never asked a girl out in person. Like as a percentage of them. I don't know how Big the percentage is. Maybe it was like. It's like 20% of men who have not never asked a girl out in person.
[00:07:48] Speaker B: That's weird.
[00:07:49] Speaker A: It's odd.
[00:07:49] Speaker B: Yeah. But I guess the way that this radio program can. Which I'm going to plug it. It's the Boston Public Radio broadcast with Jim and Marjorie.
[00:07:58] Speaker A: Jim and Marjorie.
[00:08:02] Speaker B: Dude. They're the best. It's my favorite radio.
[00:08:04] Speaker A: Dude. That would be the names, like, I can't imagine March.
[00:08:08] Speaker B: They're both like in their. I think they're in their 60s or 70s.
[00:08:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Are they like a couple?
[00:08:12] Speaker B: No, but they're friends.
[00:08:14] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:08:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:08:14] Speaker A: And they just do this radio.
[00:08:16] Speaker B: They just did. It's like a four hour radio show. They do it every day.
[00:08:18] Speaker A: And is anyone listening besides you?
[00:08:20] Speaker B: So many people listen.
[00:08:21] Speaker A: Really?
[00:08:21] Speaker B: Yeah. People call in. It's a call in show.
[00:08:23] Speaker A: Yeah. We got to call in one day.
[00:08:24] Speaker B: I've called in before. I spoke in the gym in March and. Oh, Jim. Okay. So they were talking about license plate numbers. Okay. The. The news that they were talking about was like they had just learned that license plate numbers, you can buy the low ones.
[00:08:40] Speaker A: What.
[00:08:40] Speaker B: In Massachusetts anyway?
[00:08:42] Speaker A: What do you mean, the low ones?
[00:08:42] Speaker B: Like, numbers like one through whatever.
[00:08:44] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:08:45] Speaker B: Are for sale and you can just buy them.
[00:08:47] Speaker A: Why would you want to buy that?
[00:08:49] Speaker B: So that you have number like two or whatever.
[00:08:53] Speaker A: That's deeply autistic.
[00:08:54] Speaker B: I know. And like, they were pissed about this. They're like, this is bullshit.
Like, those numbers should be for important people. The governor should be one.
[00:09:03] Speaker A: Huh.
[00:09:03] Speaker B: And then it should work down in importance. And it's lame.
[00:09:07] Speaker A: I kind of understand it.
[00:09:08] Speaker B: Yeah. So there it was. Like, they opened the lines. They're like, call in. Tell us what you think.
I called in.
[00:09:15] Speaker A: You're like, this is.
[00:09:18] Speaker B: I was like, this sucks. I was like, Jim told me I had a perfect call that was one of the highlights of my life.
[00:09:24] Speaker A: Wow.
[00:09:24] Speaker B: Jim was like, perfect call. Eli, you're the only. I.
[00:09:31] Speaker A: It's not shocking to me that you would do that, but you're the only person I know who would do that every time.
[00:09:35] Speaker B: I now listen to it, like the day after on Spotify. I've. I very rarely catch it live anymore.
[00:09:41] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:09:41] Speaker B: I don't, like, drive anymore.
[00:09:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:09:43] Speaker B: But yeah, all the time I'm like, oh, I want to call in.
[00:09:46] Speaker A: That's. I've never had an urge to call in a radio show ever.
[00:09:50] Speaker B: I want to call in all the time. And it's even weird now because I no longer live in Boston. So I'd Be like, hey, I'm calling from New York.
I got some opinions.
[00:09:59] Speaker A: That's funny though, man. That's wild.
But it's. I think. I think to kind of circle back to the other thing about loneliness is.
I don't know, you think anyone's aware of how lonely they are? Like, have we gotten so fucked up we don't even know it?
[00:10:13] Speaker B: I think, yes, but we might not be aware of how serious an issue it is.
[00:10:18] Speaker A: Okay. You think, like, well, we'll kill ourselves kind of issue.
[00:10:21] Speaker B: No. I don't know exact implications are gonna be, but I think it's like.
Like, social, communal activity is sort of like the core of the human experience.
[00:10:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:31] Speaker B: We are successful on this planet because we are social creatures.
[00:10:35] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:10:35] Speaker B: We're pack animals, work together, we communicate.
Like, that is fundamental to humanity, and we're losing it.
[00:10:44] Speaker A: We are, man. We are. I mean, did you see these fucking ads in the subway that New Yorkers and. Yeah, people are losing their shit. They're like, fudge this. A lot of people were writing about it, like, vandalizing them. And honestly, I'm totally with that.
[00:10:59] Speaker B: I haven't actually looked into it. Is it what they think it is?
[00:11:01] Speaker A: It's supposed to be an AI necklace that kind of, like, watches your interactions and so on, and basically saying, you don't need your. Your real friends will bail on you. This will always be here kind of thing. Like some real 1984 Orwellian.
[00:11:13] Speaker B: I know some of the ads were like, I'll watch Netflix with you.
[00:11:16] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:11:16] Speaker B: Which. Oh, that's sad, man. That's horrible, dude. Oh, that's really sad.
[00:11:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's where we're at. And I. I couldn't believe it. Like, that. And there are people that are gonna love it. I'm glad that people are so upset, like, angry about it, because it shows that we still have some. Well, it gets. A lot of people, like, get real friends. Like, don't. Don't buy into this garbage.
[00:11:38] Speaker B: But even, like. Even with the backlash, I wonder, like, if we're aware of the impact of, like, decrease social. Social sociality on our society.
[00:11:48] Speaker A: I don't know, ma'. Am.
[00:11:49] Speaker B: I mean, we're having such a difficulty communicating as a society.
[00:11:52] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:53] Speaker B: Given, like, the state of the country and everything. And then if we don't have, like, social skills because we're not practicing them.
[00:11:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:11:59] Speaker B: It just doesn't seem.
[00:12:01] Speaker A: I think when we're in our 60s or 70s and we see, like, the kids who are in their, like, infants right now, and we see them as 20 or you know, 20, 30, 40 year olds. And I think that will be, Will see what happened, but they'll, they'll feel the effects.
[00:12:14] Speaker B: Well, part of like, what this radio show. This radio show contextualized two things for me. One, that it's not like a younger generation's problem.
Like, we are affected too.
[00:12:24] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: And like, like you said, your parents.
[00:12:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:26] Speaker B: Like we're all a part of this. It's just that the younger kids have only ever known that.
[00:12:31] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:31] Speaker B: So that's why a statistic, like they've never asked somebody out between like ages 22 and 26 or whatever. It was like. Sure. Because they grew up. They, they were like, they were ages 22 through 26 during this period of social isolation.
[00:12:44] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:12:45] Speaker B: But it affects everybody.
[00:12:47] Speaker A: It does. No, it does, but I, I think like you could do a full study using a generation who has probably, you know, that's.
[00:12:53] Speaker B: I mean, I'm sure it has different developmental effects or whatever.
[00:12:56] Speaker A: It's gotta be.
[00:12:56] Speaker B: But the other thing I thought is like, I think it adds like a lot of importance to what we're doing. Honestly.
[00:13:03] Speaker A: Oh, I think, I think it's. And not to sound holier than now, I think what we do is, is. I don't say it a lot, but it's quite important.
[00:13:09] Speaker B: Yeah. I guess I didn't. It kind of hit me on the train on the way over here.
[00:13:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:13] Speaker B: I was like. Cuz a big part of like. Well, people were calling in and talking about like the things they do socially or whatever. And some people were like, some people are still trying to host parties. Some people are like struggling to get people to show up to their party. Some people are like, I want to be home and recharge like wide gambit of opinions. But everyone who like had a regenerative, social, regular social experience mentioned laughter. Everyone was like, I get together with my friends and we laugh.
[00:13:37] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:13:38] Speaker B: And I think, I think like, given the period of like social isolation. Yeah. That we're in as a world. I think it's beyond the borders of this country.
I think the importance of like podcasting to like, you know, even if it is like a simulation of a social experience.
[00:13:55] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:13:55] Speaker B: I think it's important for people.
[00:13:57] Speaker A: Yep.
[00:13:58] Speaker B: And laughter like generating a communal experience like we do in comedy. I think it's gonna get a lot harder.
[00:14:03] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:14:04] Speaker B: But I think it's more important to do it.
[00:14:05] Speaker A: I agree. I completely agree. I think it. Will you see it now. I mean, maybe. And I always, I blame it on like just different Generation, like, being like, oh, you're from a different time. You don't understand what. What I'm trying to do or what you're trying to do. Like, the young kids who come to the show and they don't laugh, like, oh, that was this, that was that.
But maybe it is a thing of, like, they just don't. They haven't ex. You know, it's harder to get them to laugh because they're not as.
[00:14:29] Speaker B: I think it might be harder.
I'm. I'm only just thinking this now to.
[00:14:33] Speaker A: Make them laugh, to make a.
[00:14:35] Speaker B: A room full of people laugh.
[00:14:36] Speaker A: Oh, the hard. It's hardest it's ever been, I think.
[00:14:38] Speaker B: Yeah. I think it might be the hardest time to do it right now, without a doubt. And that's why we're bad at coming up.
[00:14:44] Speaker A: We're just bad at comedy.
No, it is. It is incredible. Incredibly hard.
[00:14:50] Speaker B: Yeah. People aren't used to a communal experience anymore.
[00:14:52] Speaker A: That. And you have the political divide. You say something I don't like. I don't want to hear that kind of thing. Whereas back in the day, you kind of just.
People were a little more accepting of differing views. I think. I can't speak for.
[00:15:05] Speaker B: I think. Yeah, this. We didn't perceive the stakes to be as high.
[00:15:08] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:15:08] Speaker B: Whether. I don't want to get into whether or not they are high, but like. Yeah, the perception is very high.
[00:15:13] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:13] Speaker B: Or. Or like, I feel like with the older people, politics comes up so quickly.
[00:15:18] Speaker A: It's one of the first things.
[00:15:19] Speaker B: Yeah. Which is like, dude, what about, like, sports or the weather or something? Like, there is a value to small talk.
[00:15:25] Speaker A: There is. I am not a huge fan.
[00:15:27] Speaker B: I hate small talk.
[00:15:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:28] Speaker B: But I'm starting to get it.
[00:15:30] Speaker A: It's good to have to have some sort of interaction. But I, I'm. I'm very even, especially with women. My first. I. I don't like to get. I get right into it, you know. Like what? You know, I'll ask about ex boyfriends. I'll ask about worst dates. I'll ask about, you know, what makes you truly happy.
[00:15:47] Speaker B: Yeah, same. But that's different because you're kind of trying to separate yourself from the pack a little bit.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: I guess so. I guess so. But it's also what I enjoy. I want to.
[00:15:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:15:55] Speaker A: I don't give a shit about sports.
[00:15:56] Speaker B: I would like to, I think it's a Larry David thing. Elevate small talk to medium talk, I guess, as quickly as possible.
[00:16:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:16:03] Speaker B: But that doesn't mean jumping right into Fudgeing, like.
[00:16:05] Speaker A: No, but, you know, were you raped as a kid kind of thing? No, obviously.
[00:16:08] Speaker B: Or just politics in general being, like, jumping right into politics, I think is like a. It's not. It's not a good way to make friends.
[00:16:15] Speaker A: It's a terrible way to make friends.
[00:16:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:17] Speaker A: But it's also, like, some people go, oh, if you really don't believe the things that I believe, we can't hang out. Which is not true. We. I think that's what comedy. The best thing about making friends in the comedy community is that there are people who have very different views that you and I have. Differing. Very different views.
[00:16:33] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:33] Speaker A: And not once has it ever. We just go, all right, we're. Whatever, dude.
[00:16:37] Speaker B: I don't think we're the type of people who really let that affect.
[00:16:39] Speaker A: No. And maybe it's a person thing, maybe not. Maybe it's not comedy. Maybe just you and I are cool. But.
[00:16:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Nobody know what you mean. Like, I think.
Yeah, we. We are proof that, like, you can still have a lot in common with someone who, like, has different political opinions than you.
[00:16:52] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:16:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:16:53] Speaker A: And I. I don't like to let it affect me. The only way it affects me. And tell me if this happens with you is when someone goes. It's someone else who gets angry about my belief.
You know, like, if I say, I.
I'm a Republican. Right. Which I don't consider myself that. And then someone. And I find out someone's, you know, a Democrat, I'm not gonna be like, well, fucking you're an idiot. Where I'm like, all right, that's cool. The only way it'll affect the relationship is if the other person thinks I'm an idiot. You know what I'm saying?
[00:17:23] Speaker B: They get mad at you.
[00:17:24] Speaker A: Yeah. They're like, oh, how could you be that way? And I'm like, well, dude, I don't give a shit.
[00:17:26] Speaker B: I feel like that triggers a lot of people on the right, too. Yeah. They feel that sort of like, that does happen 100%. Both.
[00:17:33] Speaker A: I have no. You know, it has nothing to do. Right. It doesn't matter to me. I'm just using a. An example of, you know, I like hot dogs, you like burgers. And how the fuck could you think that?
[00:17:41] Speaker B: Oh, I would love to tear someone apart for having a food opinion, though. That is fun.
[00:17:44] Speaker A: I mean, the stakes are lower. That's it. It's like, all right, we can. We can move past that.
[00:17:48] Speaker B: I told my incredibly, like, my MAGA cousins.
[00:17:52] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:17:52] Speaker B: Charlie Kirk joke, like, the week after they hated it. They did not. They told me it wasn't funny.
But I saw my cousin. I saw the younger of the cousins. I mean, he's older, he's like 60, but he's not his 80 year old mom. I saw my 6 year old cousin.
[00:18:06] Speaker A: Go like, see, that's funny.
[00:18:08] Speaker B: He wanted to laugh, but he wouldn't do it in front of his mom.
[00:18:10] Speaker A: See, that's the fucking part that sucks, man. Like, I. I do a lot of jokes that probably would trigger people on the left more because they. I lean a little more right.
And then if I made a car, like when I did the Charlie Kirk thing, which wasn't even about him, people on the right would get upset. And I'm like, I don't. I'm not on either of your fucking sides. Yeah, you know, I.
[00:18:31] Speaker B: It's free game for every dumb Charlie Kirk jokes now. It's.
[00:18:33] Speaker A: Oh, no, it's over. I'm done. He's done.
[00:18:35] Speaker B: He's dead.
[00:18:36] Speaker A: He's dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's got a. Oh, Remy Nomar has a great joke about Charlie Kirk, dude. It is a great fucking. He talks about, like, if his friend was losing an argument to Charlie Kirk.
Like any. He was on a sniper or something. Like, yo, I want to help my friend out. Like, if he's losing the argument, you gotta.
[00:18:56] Speaker B: It was.
[00:18:57] Speaker A: It was such a nuanced take, dude. I was like. And I'm butchering it. He didn't say it exactly that, but.
[00:19:02] Speaker B: I like the opinion, though.
[00:19:03] Speaker A: Oh, it was a fantastic way to put it. Like, it was just helping your friend more than anything else.
[00:19:08] Speaker B: Exactly. Do it for the homies.
[00:19:09] Speaker A: Exactly. It was fucking great.
[00:19:10] Speaker B: Kill Charlie Kirk for the homies.
[00:19:12] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:19:13] Speaker B: I'm just gonna talk about d' Angelo later today when we go to the mic.
[00:19:16] Speaker A: Dude, I still. I'm so white, dude. I saw he died and I was like, why?
[00:19:21] Speaker B: People don't understand.
[00:19:21] Speaker A: They don't get it. You did it. I think we were at a mic once and you did it.
[00:19:24] Speaker B: I have more now.
[00:19:25] Speaker A: Yeah. And you were like, you like, they.
[00:19:26] Speaker B: Don'T get it, man.
[00:19:27] Speaker A: Like, you're talking to Ivory black.
[00:19:28] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:19:29] Speaker A: And you're like, these white people.
[00:19:30] Speaker B: First of all, I think it's really funny for me to be on stage and be like, white people don't understand.
[00:19:33] Speaker A: Yeah, that's hysterical.
[00:19:35] Speaker B: To understand the importance of d' Angelo to the black community.
[00:19:38] Speaker A: You know how many babies were made to d' Angelo so that.
[00:19:40] Speaker B: Okay. One of the new tags I wrote this morning is that d' Angelo made music for black people to make more black people, too.
That's this whole thing.
[00:19:50] Speaker A: They need a Chinese d' Angelo in China because right now they don't.
[00:19:53] Speaker B: They need the opposite of that. Oh, actually, no, they're. They're.
[00:19:56] Speaker A: No, they're not good, right?
[00:19:56] Speaker B: Yeah, they. They're not. But isn't it, like, by design? Because they did the one child policy.
[00:20:00] Speaker A: That was the problem. And they fucked him now it kind of fucked them.
[00:20:03] Speaker B: I think this is what the government.
[00:20:04] Speaker A: Wanted at the time.
[00:20:05] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:20:05] Speaker A: But now it's like, hey, turned around.
[00:20:07] Speaker B: Or there's not enough.
[00:20:08] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:20:08] Speaker B: Because I think one of the problems they're having now is that there's like, there's so many fucking men and there's not enough women. So, like, the competition to reproduce is, like, really high in China, dude.
[00:20:19] Speaker A: You imagine, like, that was here.
[00:20:21] Speaker B: It was nuts. I read somewhere that, like, entire families, like extended families would like, pitch in for their, like, bachelor age male in the family to get, like, an apartment in a city. Because if you don't have a. If you don't own an apartment, like, you can't fucking. Because the competition is so high.
[00:20:38] Speaker A: That's a good point.
[00:20:39] Speaker B: So if you want the bloodline to continue, like, everyone pitches in.
[00:20:42] Speaker A: That's a wild thing. A communal fucking. It's a gofundme to.
[00:20:46] Speaker B: Yeah, we gotta get Chung laid, dude. Yeah, please don't. Everything depends on getting Chung laid. We need the whole family.
Everyone needs to pitch in.
[00:20:58] Speaker A: You imagine that, dude. So how'd you get this place?
[00:21:01] Speaker B: Well, my entire extended family wants me to fuck.
Yeah, it's an interesting state of affairs over there. And then also their male loneliness epidemic is crazy right now.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: Oh, dude, I can't even.
[00:21:13] Speaker B: Because there's just literally not enough women, dude.
[00:21:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I love.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: I wonder if they're becoming gayer.
[00:21:20] Speaker A: They probably. They're probably. Maybe that would be.
[00:21:22] Speaker B: I feel like that's like. I don't know. How the. How do the Chinese feel about. How's the Chinese government feel about gay people?
[00:21:26] Speaker A: They probably hate them.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: You think so?
[00:21:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:21:28] Speaker B: I don't know. They're weirdly like, don't hate some.
Maybe they hate them, though.
[00:21:33] Speaker A: I don't know, man. I feel like they, they. They would.
[00:21:34] Speaker B: Dictators and hating the gays.
[00:21:36] Speaker A: You don't see a lot of Chinese gays.
[00:21:38] Speaker B: I don't know if I've ever seen a Chinese guy.
[00:21:40] Speaker A: I've seen one or two. Maybe they weren't Chinese. They were Asian. Well, okay, but.
[00:21:44] Speaker B: Big place.
[00:21:45] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, it was in la. I remember, but I. You don't. I've never.
I don't know. I guess when you're under communist rule.
[00:21:53] Speaker B: Maybe we should talk about this at the mic.
Are there Chinese gay people or where are they? Where are the Chinese gays?
[00:22:00] Speaker A: Because usually what you see is Chinese couples. Well, let's. Let's use Asian. We'll get broad. Right. Asians are usually. With Asians. You don't usually see. Every once in a while see a white guy with an Asian girl. You don't see a white girl or any girl with an Asian guy. Usually. Usually. It's very rare. It's usually the guy is.
[00:22:16] Speaker B: Asian guys are having a renaissance right now, though.
[00:22:19] Speaker A: You think people.
[00:22:19] Speaker B: They're having a renaissance in the media. Really hot Asian guys are now a thing.
[00:22:24] Speaker A: Okay, but. But in the past.
[00:22:26] Speaker B: Who the hell. I was watching TV with the witch, okay. And there was some like, hot Asian guy. And she was like, he's hot. And I was like, oh. I asked her who she thought was the hottest.
[00:22:35] Speaker A: Okay. On the cast, and she said Asian.
[00:22:37] Speaker B: She picked the Asian dude. And I was like, really? But he was like a good looking Asian guy. I mean, Asian sculpted, they're chiseled, they're hairless.
[00:22:44] Speaker A: But they. But you. They're normally together. Normally. Nine times out of 10, you see Asian couples stick together.
[00:22:50] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:22:50] Speaker A: Okay, so that would mean if an Asian guy was gay, he'd have to find. Not have to. But more than likely, based on the statistics of straight couples, you'd have to.
[00:23:00] Speaker B: Find another Asian guy.
[00:23:00] Speaker A: Another Asian guy. There's not gays.
[00:23:03] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. So. But there's only one Asian gay in this hypothetical.
[00:23:06] Speaker A: That's. That's my point.
[00:23:07] Speaker B: Like, only one. You can't even be gay.
[00:23:10] Speaker A: You're just your options. If you. If that is how they, you know, do their thing, you're kind of screwed. So you kind of screwed.
[00:23:17] Speaker B: Imagine being the only gay that would.
[00:23:21] Speaker A: I mean, who do you. You got. You got to rape a couple guys.
[00:23:23] Speaker B: I guess so.
[00:23:26] Speaker A: That would be interesting. You know, that'd be a funny movie. The. The only gay man in the world.
[00:23:31] Speaker B: The last gay left.
Does he still do the parade?
[00:23:43] Speaker A: Just one guy.
[00:23:44] Speaker B: Just goes for a walk down Madison Avenue.
[00:23:49] Speaker A: Does he still do the. That's so funny. Dude.
[00:23:54] Speaker B: I'd go 100. I'd go to the one gay parade.
[00:23:58] Speaker A: You have to watch that.
[00:23:59] Speaker B: Wave at him.
[00:24:00] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:24:00] Speaker B: What are you doing?
There we go. Always bring the kids.
[00:24:06] Speaker A: You wouldn't believe this. Kid. You're watching history.
Oh, yeah, man. Gay dudes Gay dudes in China.
[00:24:12] Speaker B: Where are they?
[00:24:13] Speaker A: I don't know, man.
[00:24:14] Speaker B: What are they up to?
[00:24:14] Speaker A: We got to find one.
[00:24:15] Speaker B: We got to go to China. I find the gays.
[00:24:18] Speaker A: I would. I would love to do that. We should go. We should make that, like, a vice documentary style.
[00:24:23] Speaker B: It's a bad time. I would like to go to China.
[00:24:25] Speaker A: I wouldn't mind seeing it. Like, Hong Kong.
[00:24:27] Speaker B: Yeah. It's so big.
[00:24:28] Speaker A: Yeah. At Beijing. There's so many places to go eat their food. Yeah. I love Chinese food. Dude.
[00:24:33] Speaker B: I'd find their gays.
Look at a panda.
[00:24:37] Speaker A: Yo, they took our pandas. You heard that?
[00:24:40] Speaker B: It took them back, though, right?
[00:24:41] Speaker A: Yeah, they. No, I don't know if we have them still.
[00:24:43] Speaker B: No, the other we. The pandas.
[00:24:45] Speaker A: They're gone here. Yeah, we don't have any. I don't think they was like, you guys, you don't get our pandas.
[00:24:49] Speaker B: That's up, dude.
[00:24:50] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[00:24:51] Speaker B: That's mean.
Can we just have a couple pandas? Yeah.
[00:24:54] Speaker A: Why would. They're the best bears.
[00:24:56] Speaker B: They are the best.
[00:24:57] Speaker A: They're harmless.
[00:24:57] Speaker B: If you watch the videos on YouTube of the lady who tries to keep the baby pandas.
[00:25:01] Speaker A: I love that video, dude.
[00:25:02] Speaker B: I love those.
[00:25:03] Speaker A: The best.
[00:25:04] Speaker B: They're so fun.
[00:25:05] Speaker A: They're so cute.
[00:25:06] Speaker B: Have we talked about this on the podcast before?
[00:25:08] Speaker A: We may have.
[00:25:09] Speaker B: I don't know. It's a great video.
[00:25:10] Speaker A: It's so good. It's worth talking about.
[00:25:12] Speaker B: I feel like her job is completely unnecessary.
[00:25:15] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:15] Speaker B: I think they pay her just to get harassed by baby pandas.
[00:25:18] Speaker A: Be funny. Like, yo, yo, come here. Chin Chin's doing the pandas again. Watches.
[00:25:22] Speaker B: They don't. Like when she's just raking up leaves. Like, they don't need to do that.
[00:25:25] Speaker A: No, they don't.
[00:25:26] Speaker B: But she's. They're like, go.
[00:25:28] Speaker A: Hey, why don't you go check?
[00:25:29] Speaker B: No, she's going to get terrorized.
[00:25:32] Speaker A: The most annoying girl in the office. Like, go take care of that.
[00:25:34] Speaker B: You go take care of the pandas.
Oh, that's very cute, though.
[00:25:37] Speaker A: Yeah, man. Yeah, but I don't know, dude. I think between everything's going.
Do you feel. And I've mentioned this before, I spoke to Adam Thomas about it, but, like. And maybe I'm. I'm going completely insane.
I feel like shit isn't real sometimes. Maybe I'm spending too much time on the Internet, which I definitely am.
[00:25:59] Speaker B: But you send your videos.
[00:26:01] Speaker A: Yeah, I've been in your videos, dude. It's. I just feel like reality. So I'm. Look at the sky. And I'm like, I don't know. Things just don't. I don't know if it was after Covid, I started feeling this way or. Sometimes things just don't feel real.
[00:26:13] Speaker B: You feel in a hyper. Real state. That's interesting.
[00:26:15] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:16] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:26:16] Speaker A: I don't know if that's like a. Like where. What is it? In like a psychology terms, it would be like you're not living in reality, if that makes any sense. Like, what is.
[00:26:27] Speaker B: I don't know. I'm not the expert on this. I think, like, you know, with all the screens and everything, there is a lot of temptation to just sort of like, float through your life a little bit.
[00:26:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:35] Speaker B: You can really. You can live. You can squander away the hours of your life. Very passively now.
[00:26:39] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:40] Speaker B: In a way that was like, more difficult to do.
[00:26:42] Speaker A: Do you feel like you do that at all?
[00:26:43] Speaker B: I know sometimes. Yeah.
[00:26:44] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:44] Speaker B: Sometimes I'll just be like, scrolling on the train or whatever. And then I'm just like, time has passed.
[00:26:48] Speaker A: Yeah. And you feel like. Like, like you just did a workout. You're like, I'm exhausted.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.
But I don't know, like, in terms of, like. I think that probably is related. The feeling you feel about, like, stuff about life not feeling real.
[00:27:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:27:01] Speaker B: I wonder how common that is.
[00:27:03] Speaker A: I hope it's common. I mean, I'm for this, for my sake.
[00:27:07] Speaker B: Because then I'm like, I bet it's not uncommon.
[00:27:10] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:27:10] Speaker B: I bet there's a lot of people who feel that way. It feels related to everything else we're talking about.
[00:27:15] Speaker A: Yeah, man. I think so. I would think, you know, especially now talking to chat GPT.
Do you see that thing of the military? The.
[00:27:23] Speaker B: Oh, just. I saw a headline this morning. Guys making battle plans or something.
[00:27:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Through ChatGPT. And I'm like. And maybe it's a smarter move. I don't know.
[00:27:32] Speaker B: But undermines. I know Palantir has like a.
A military specific AI designed for making battle plans.
[00:27:40] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[00:27:40] Speaker B: I know. And the fact that this guy's just doing it on chat cbt kind of undermines Palantir's business model.
[00:27:44] Speaker A: Yeah. And. Well, he also said. I mean, he quote is a quote. Chad and I have gotten really close.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's nuts. It's.
[00:27:56] Speaker B: That's not good.
[00:27:56] Speaker A: No, that's a little concerning.
[00:27:59] Speaker B: I just. I use Chad very much like a tool, you know, Like, I use it for, like, workouts. Like, it does math for me.
[00:28:06] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:28:06] Speaker B: Yeah, it does. Like, it does some work. Like my job. Yeah, I have it. Do like data analysis and stuff. Yeah, yeah, but like, yeah, man, it's not a good therapist.
[00:28:15] Speaker A: No, it's not. I've. I never used chat GPT until very recently. I was almost afraid to and I started to. I used it for posters to make posters for comedy. Yeah.
[00:28:24] Speaker B: I like its posters, though.
[00:28:26] Speaker A: The one I posted today. I love the one I posted. I'll show it to you. Oh, the.
[00:28:29] Speaker B: I actually saw the comic. That one's kind of cool with the general or. No, some guy at a bar.
[00:28:32] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. I was like, okay, that's cool.
[00:28:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:28:35] Speaker A: But I use it now for one purpose only. And it's. I go, what are the trending articles that are happening in the world today? Yeah, because.
Yeah. And it's me just to make content for me to go, okay, that's a big headline. I'll tell.
[00:28:47] Speaker B: I feel like we should be using it to make deep fakes and shit.
Probably because, like, that is where the tool is headed.
[00:28:54] Speaker A: It's crazy.
[00:28:55] Speaker B: It would be interesting to understand just to do it.
[00:28:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:28:57] Speaker B: You know, not to contribute to deep fakes.
[00:29:00] Speaker A: But you heard about Martin Luther King.
[00:29:03] Speaker B: So funny to hear that he's alive.
He.
[00:29:07] Speaker A: They. They.
Martin Luther King's daughter hit up, got involved with the AI and was like, I'm tired of seeing these AI videos of my father. I've seen some where he, like, some crazy shit.
[00:29:19] Speaker B: Yeah, some crazy shit.
[00:29:20] Speaker A: And now it's like, illegal. Like, they. You can't do it with Martin Luther King.
[00:29:25] Speaker B: Huh?
[00:29:25] Speaker A: Yeah, some. I'm butchering this, I'm saying.
[00:29:29] Speaker B: But yeah, they're also stupid, though. Like, I saw one where he was like, I have a dream that I can fly and their little ponies were running around.
So stupid. It's just so dumb.
[00:29:38] Speaker A: It's dumb beyond belief, but it is kind of. You can't help but just kind of.
[00:29:42] Speaker B: Laugh a little chuckle. I like the one where Michael Jackson steals your. Your chicken fingers. Have you seen that one?
[00:29:47] Speaker A: I didn't see that one.
[00:29:48] Speaker B: It's like the camera angle is like you're at a Popeyes and then Michael Jackson comes and takes your chicken fingers. He's like, give me no chicken fingers.
Does a little dance and he like runs away.
[00:29:56] Speaker A: One of the ones I saw, I saw one this morning of Trump getting. Getting on his knees to blow Benjamin Netanyahu.
[00:30:01] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Well, there's a ton with like Trump and Putin. And I sent you guys one of the group chat the other day of Trump and Biden singing in Chinese, which I thought was really funny.
[00:30:11] Speaker A: I didn't.
[00:30:12] Speaker B: It was like they were walking up to the debate stage, but they had dubbed over, like, a Chinese song.
[00:30:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:30:16] Speaker B: They were both, like, singing their separate parts.
[00:30:19] Speaker A: See, that's what we need that. That would bring us. That's bringing us together, dude.
[00:30:23] Speaker B: Yeah. Equal opportunity.
It's all China, dude.
[00:30:26] Speaker A: It's all China.
[00:30:27] Speaker B: All China.
[00:30:27] Speaker A: China's fault, dude, fuck China.
[00:30:29] Speaker B: They need some gays.
[00:30:30] Speaker A: That's what it is, dude. They have no fucking gays. There's no pizzazz.
[00:30:33] Speaker B: If there were some gay people in China, first of all, there would be pizzazz. Second of all, they would probably wouldn't be so focused on destabilizing the world.
[00:30:40] Speaker A: Economic order, they would want to destabilize each other's assholes.
[00:30:44] Speaker B: Yes.
We try to figure out what to do about all these gays, dude.
[00:30:48] Speaker A: It's. The gay culture is.
I mean, without them.
Black culture and gay culture. You got fashion and music. It wouldn't be the same without them. Half of the straight musicians. Straight in the 60s and said they weren't straight. They're fucking each other. Yeah. You know, and it was some of the greatest art that's ever came. You know, that came out. And the clothes. We wear some of the greatest clothes because of gay men.
So I think China would be way cooler if they had gays.
[00:31:13] Speaker B: I agree.
Also, Alan Turing, the father of computer.
[00:31:16] Speaker A: Science, he was gay.
[00:31:17] Speaker B: Gay man. Yeah.
[00:31:18] Speaker A: He killed himself because the government forced.
[00:31:21] Speaker B: Him to grow tits.
[00:31:22] Speaker A: What?
[00:31:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:31:23] Speaker A: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What. What are you talking about? He.
[00:31:27] Speaker B: I think he got thrown in jail by the British government.
[00:31:30] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:31:31] Speaker B: For being gay.
[00:31:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I heard that.
[00:31:33] Speaker B: And then they did hormone therapy on.
[00:31:38] Speaker A: No way.
[00:31:38] Speaker B: Like, they tested, like, hormones on him.
[00:31:41] Speaker A: So he grew tits.
[00:31:42] Speaker B: He grew tits and then he died.
[00:31:43] Speaker A: He ate a poison apple, Right?
What? I'm pretty sure he ate a poison.
[00:31:47] Speaker B: I don't know how he died.
[00:31:48] Speaker A: That's how. See, I'm pretty. You have. Your phone's over there. Alan Turing, from what I understand from. Because Steve Jobs is obsessed with him.
[00:31:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:31:56] Speaker A: The apple. There was two stories. The apple was because they. Some say because Steve Jobs dropped acid under an apple tree and thought of.
[00:32:03] Speaker B: That's what I heard. That's very, like, Newton almost.
[00:32:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:32:07] Speaker B: Like, almost too much, though.
[00:32:08] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:32:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:32:09] Speaker A: And now. And the other. There's another thing which I don't think is a theory. I think it's fact.
If I'm wrong. Sorry.
That Alan Turing ate a poisoned apple and that had something to do. And he thought Alan Turing was the.
[00:32:21] Speaker B: Gayest way to kill yourself.
[00:32:22] Speaker A: It is pretty gay.
[00:32:23] Speaker B: Snow White, dude.
[00:32:24] Speaker A: Death by fruit.
[00:32:25] Speaker B: Kill yourself like Snow White.
[00:32:30] Speaker A: You know? Alan Turing was gay, dude. Fuck him.
No, that's. He was. Brilliant guy.
Brilliant dude. You imagine, like, thinking of the computer before the.
[00:32:41] Speaker B: Can you imagine inventing C only to grow C cups later in life?
[00:32:48] Speaker A: That's a wild thing, man. Getting thrown in jail for being fucking gay, dude.
[00:32:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
Most of history, though.
[00:32:55] Speaker A: Yeah, it wasn't right. But the Greeks, though, they were fucking each other.
[00:32:58] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:32:58] Speaker A: They didn't think that was such a big deal.
[00:33:00] Speaker B: Fucking each other, fucking the boys.
[00:33:01] Speaker A: Fucking the boys.
[00:33:02] Speaker B: Fucking the boys. What are you gonna do?
[00:33:05] Speaker A: I did that joke yesterday, the Rabbi Priest 1.
[00:33:08] Speaker B: That's a good joke.
[00:33:09] Speaker A: Broadway.
I had them and there was pretty much a kill box for most of it. But that last one, they were like.
[00:33:15] Speaker B: Really?
[00:33:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:33:17] Speaker B: Because that's such a good joke.
[00:33:18] Speaker A: It's very good. But I have to preface so many times before I say it. I'm not condoning this.
I have said it and that's. It works because I'm like, just go with me here. I swear, I don't think this is right.
[00:33:31] Speaker B: Yeah, but that is a thing. And it bothers me a little bit about comedy that you have to do it. Like, if you're going to say something horrible, you have to preface it. Like. I mean, obviously it's a fucking joke.
[00:33:41] Speaker A: That's the thing.
[00:33:42] Speaker B: Yeah. The whole point is to enjoy the word player, the turn of phrase or whatever.
[00:33:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:33:46] Speaker B: And the fact that it's dirty is more just the backdrop of it.
But you think. Yeah, but for people, normal people with.
[00:33:53] Speaker A: Morals and shit, they hear someone.
Why aren't rabbis fucking? More. As many kids. That's a wild thing to hear as a. If I heard that, I would also, in the context of a comedy, immediately.
[00:34:03] Speaker B: I'd be like, tell me more.
[00:34:04] Speaker A: Yeah, like.
[00:34:05] Speaker B: Like in any context.
[00:34:06] Speaker A: That's true.
[00:34:06] Speaker B: I want to hear this person out.
[00:34:07] Speaker A: Hang on, let's see. Let's see what he's got to say.
[00:34:10] Speaker B: But it's not limited to just, like, horrible things. Like, I was talking to Crystal at Rodney's the other night. She's been trying. Love Crystal. She's been trying to do stand up. And I was like. You know, we were talking about what she thinks is funny.
[00:34:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:34:18] Speaker B: Because she was, like, running through all these bitch. She's written and, you know, she hasn't quite figured it out yet.
[00:34:22] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:34:23] Speaker B: So I was like, what do you think is funny? Like, what's on your mind? Right now.
[00:34:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:34:26] Speaker B: And she goes, where do birds go at night?
[00:34:28] Speaker A: Yeah, I heard her do that on stage.
[00:34:31] Speaker B: It's so funny, dude. And I was like, they go in the trees. Crystal.
[00:34:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:34:35] Speaker B: And she was like, I've never seen them. Never seen him up there. Where are the birds? In the trees.
[00:34:40] Speaker A: That's funny as shit, dude.
[00:34:42] Speaker B: Immediately hilarious.
[00:34:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:34:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:34:43] Speaker A: Where do birds go at night?
That's fucking hysterical.
[00:34:46] Speaker B: Yeah. And then she goes. At one point, she goes, where are all the insomniac birds? She's like, where are the birds who can't sleep? Where are the birds who just need to take a walk?
[00:34:56] Speaker A: Dude, that blew me away just now.
[00:34:57] Speaker B: I know, but that's what I like about it is that, like, you start, like, with something insane and ridiculous, and then eventually you arrive at a good point.
[00:35:05] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:35:06] Speaker B: Same with your rabbi joke.
[00:35:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:35:07] Speaker B: Well, you start this insane place, and then you arrive somewhere where you're like.
[00:35:11] Speaker A: Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, it does make sense.
[00:35:14] Speaker B: Yeah. But in order to get there, you have to be okay with the premise. You have to be willing to listen.
[00:35:18] Speaker A: Yeah. You gotta hear me out.
[00:35:20] Speaker B: Yeah. And I, like. You and I are willing to listen because we're sick. We're twisting. Yeah. There's something wrong with us.
[00:35:24] Speaker A: Very.
[00:35:25] Speaker B: Yeah. So we just, like. We hear some ridiculous shit. We're like. Yep. Proceed, please.
[00:35:30] Speaker A: Imagine we work in a government, like. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, okay. It's a great idea.
[00:35:33] Speaker B: Hang on.
[00:35:34] Speaker A: Hey, listen, Bob. Shut. Shut the. Up.
[00:35:37] Speaker B: This guy wants to know why rabbis don't. More kids.
I'm going to hear him out. Right.
[00:35:42] Speaker A: You goddamn piece of.
[00:35:43] Speaker B: Shut up.
Yeah. Normal people need, like, a good five minutes of, like. Okay, now, this is. This is a joke.
[00:35:49] Speaker A: They need that. Sometimes I. I don't see you babies.
[00:35:52] Speaker B: You babies. Yeah. You're all little babies. You're children.
[00:35:55] Speaker A: That's the thing. I don't like to say it, but I think it adds a layer of. I don't condone this. Like, there's like, a way of. Rather. I don't say, this is. I don't like when people go joking or, this is a joke. There's something different with that. Rather than going, I'm not behind this. But it is a thought.
[00:36:11] Speaker B: Yeah. And what you're communicating is that, like, you don't like to. You. This is funny. This is not real.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:36:18] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.
[00:36:19] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:36:19] Speaker B: Because you're not advocating for rapids.
There's a loneliness epidemic.
[00:36:28] Speaker A: You gotta.
We gotta do what we gotta do to feel good.
[00:36:37] Speaker B: Yeah, man. It's tough. I feel like I Feel like that when I do the. The Israel joke, I probably can't do anymore because the war is over.
[00:36:44] Speaker A: That's true. God damn it. No, you can still do it.
[00:36:47] Speaker B: That's a weird thing about being in Comedy Bat.
[00:36:49] Speaker A: When bad shit's over, you're kind of like, shit.
[00:36:51] Speaker B: I wasn't like, I'm glad the war is over. But I was like, it was a good joke I had.
[00:36:55] Speaker A: I mean, it is true. It is upsetting.
[00:36:58] Speaker B: Yeah, a little, but mixed emotions there.
[00:37:01] Speaker A: But you could maybe still do it.
[00:37:02] Speaker B: I'm gonna try to recontextualize it.
[00:37:04] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying.
[00:37:04] Speaker B: In terms of d'. Angelo.
[00:37:08] Speaker A: D' Angelo was still here.
[00:37:10] Speaker B: Dude, d' Angelo died the day after the hostages. Yeah. It's almost like he was a sacrifice.
[00:37:18] Speaker A: Maybe he was.
[00:37:19] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:37:19] Speaker A: Maybe he needed to die, dude.
[00:37:23] Speaker B: A situation of so much hate and violence, and he dedicated his whole life to love.
I don't even think there's a joke in here.
[00:37:32] Speaker A: I think you just love d'. Angelo.
[00:37:33] Speaker B: I love d' Angelo so much, dude.
His music is magical.
[00:37:40] Speaker A: I gotta listen. Dude, I never. I don't think I've ever. You sent me one song, but it's.
[00:37:45] Speaker B: Yeah, I like blasting everyone with d' Angelo all week.
[00:37:48] Speaker A: I can't.
[00:37:49] Speaker B: This is my morning process.
I'm a black woman.
[00:37:52] Speaker A: You are do. We've come to that? I think in Boston, when we went. Yeah, we realized that I am a black woman.
[00:37:58] Speaker B: Black woman trapped in a white guy's body. Just love d'. Angelo.
I was watching the Kendrick Lamar pop out one night by myself.
[00:38:08] Speaker A: Yeah, you did tell me that.
[00:38:09] Speaker B: Yeah. For like, the 15th time in a row.
[00:38:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:38:14] Speaker B: I was just in my living room, like, I might have been drinking a beer, just, like, straightening up, listening to the Kendrick Lamar pop out. And I started getting these YouTube ads that were fully AI generated, but it was like an AI generated black guy. And he was like, listen up, black women YouTube thought would be good for me.
[00:38:30] Speaker A: I'm picturing you wearing one of those wig. Like, not wigs, all the curlers, the bonnets.
[00:38:34] Speaker B: Oh, the bonnets.
[00:38:35] Speaker A: Cooking in the kitchen.
[00:38:40] Speaker B: The AI ads are another thing that's out of control. Like, I think we're not far away from like, dude, what is this gonna mean for actors?
[00:38:46] Speaker A: I thought about that a lot.
[00:38:47] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:38:48] Speaker A: The way it's looking is that they're fucked.
[00:38:50] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:38:50] Speaker A: They're real.
[00:38:51] Speaker B: Because, like, we don't need actors for ads.
[00:38:53] Speaker A: Theater, though.
[00:38:54] Speaker B: Theater is where the money.
[00:38:56] Speaker A: That's where. That's where it'll Go. Which is crazy.
[00:38:58] Speaker B: I hope so. That'd be nice.
[00:39:00] Speaker A: I. I mean I love like a good play is great.
[00:39:02] Speaker B: Yeah. I feel like there's gonna be a reaction within art. Kind of like in the way that like when the. The camera was developed, paintings got all surreal and shit.
[00:39:09] Speaker A: That's the thing, dude. I think will be. I hope we'll be okay, but it's hot. I mean, dude, that Tilly Norwood. And I'm referring to her as a person because she's not.
[00:39:20] Speaker B: What's a Tilly Norwood?
[00:39:21] Speaker A: Tilly Norwood is an AI actress who was in a short film that went.
It went. Got released. I did a video about her and I mean the reel that I had was about the fact that she's got the whole package. She's. She's beautiful. Acting is amazing. And she was already molested by three Hollywood producers.
[00:39:41] Speaker B: That's funny.
[00:39:42] Speaker A: And she's. I guess it's a thing. And Hollywood saw this and went holy shit. I mean she's got the best acting. There's. No one's gonna be better actor.
[00:39:50] Speaker B: She's better than Daniel Day Lewis.
[00:39:52] Speaker A: She's probably because she's. She's got the fucking.
[00:39:55] Speaker B: Because you can just program.
[00:39:56] Speaker A: Yeah. Program her to be like be. I give act to give her Daniel Day Lewis acting skills. Give her. Charlize.
[00:40:02] Speaker B: Anyone access Tilly Norwood. Can we access her? And like.
[00:40:06] Speaker A: I don't know dude. I guess that she. I don't know if that.
[00:40:09] Speaker B: If an AI open source.
[00:40:11] Speaker A: I don't know. I. I don't think so.
[00:40:12] Speaker B: Cuz it would be fun to just put her in things. Be like Tilly Norwood playing Abraham Lincoln.
[00:40:18] Speaker A: She'll. She'll kill it. She'll probably do better.
[00:40:20] Speaker B: Zombies. Yeah.
[00:40:21] Speaker A: I don't know if you could. I think she may have an agent. This AI dude. I'm telling you, it's a. Hollywood went.
I was reading about it is really scared because that's. Dude, would you rather have the best?
Like it's entertainment if it's. If you can't tell the difference. And she's the best actor.
[00:40:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:40:38] Speaker A: Her.
[00:40:38] Speaker B: Well, I think at a certain point like everything on our phone is gonna be such AI garbage that we just.
[00:40:42] Speaker A: Like want real shit.
[00:40:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Or like people are gonna stop getting their news from the foam.
[00:40:49] Speaker A: I guess. So it's all gonna be detritus, I guess. Or we just end up getting so fucking integrated with technology. It's in us.
[00:40:55] Speaker B: Yeah. It could be. I don't know. I think augmented reality might have, you know, like the glasses or whatever.
[00:41:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:41:02] Speaker B: Where it's not like a content feed, but you still have access.
[00:41:05] Speaker A: You could see everything.
[00:41:06] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:41:06] Speaker A: Do you. Do you think that this is a simulation where we, like right now?
[00:41:10] Speaker B: Oh, dude, I don't know. I know that some of the smartest people I know give credence to simulation theory.
[00:41:15] Speaker A: Elon Musk believes in it.
[00:41:17] Speaker B: Yeah.
I don't know.
[00:41:19] Speaker A: Sometimes I feel like it's like, how could it. Maybe it's. Maybe this is that if it is.
[00:41:25] Speaker B: A simulation, there's a lot more to understand about the simulation. That's what I'd say.
[00:41:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:41:29] Speaker B: Like we could still be learning a lot. There's still a lot of exciting shit to learn in physics about, like how whatever this is.
[00:41:34] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:41:35] Speaker B: Works.
But if at the end of all that it turns out we're in a simulation, that'll be really disappointing.
[00:41:40] Speaker A: It would suck.
[00:41:41] Speaker B: Yeah, that'd be really disappointing. To just be like, oh, there's like actually just an off switch. Boo.
What a bummer.
[00:41:47] Speaker A: Also, also, like, this is the life I chose for my fucking character. Like, this is carpet cleaner comic, dude.
[00:41:55] Speaker B: You don't get to choose though, right? Even if it's a simulation.
[00:41:57] Speaker A: I don't know. But that would be my theory of like, oh, this is. I didn't pick the best fucking care. Why?
[00:42:02] Speaker B: I didn't know you spawned is like a non important npc.
[00:42:06] Speaker A: That sucks.
Why am I not fucking. I'd rather be Bruce Willis with dementia. Dude.
[00:42:11] Speaker B: I'm like, yeah.
[00:42:12] Speaker A: What the fuck?
[00:42:13] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know. I like the Three Body Problem series.
[00:42:18] Speaker A: The fuck is that?
[00:42:19] Speaker B: It's like they made a show on Netflix, but it sucks. There's a book series, okay. And the second and third books get real into all this like trippy sci fi shit. That's very fun. Like, not simulation theory at all. I just, I prefer his outlook on.
[00:42:32] Speaker A: The universe on what this is.
[00:42:34] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like, it's all about like finite resources and like, like he assumes that the. That because the world is a place of finite resources, so is the universe.
By the end of the book series, like, different societies on different planets are like collapsing the third dimension around their enemies.
[00:42:52] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:42:53] Speaker B: That's just a way of like quick eliminating entire planets.
[00:42:55] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:42:56] Speaker B: Just like fold them into the second dimension and then they like, they're fucked.
[00:42:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:43:00] Speaker B: They just get flattened.
But this happens to such an extent that we start running out of third dimension.
[00:43:06] Speaker A: Dude, this is fucking my brain up.
What the fuck you say?
[00:43:11] Speaker B: Yeah, and then it reaches a point where like the third dimension becomes unstable and it's gonna collapse. Right.
[00:43:16] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:43:17] Speaker B: So people build their own mini dimensions so they can avoid the big crunch, you know?
[00:43:24] Speaker A: So you read this.
[00:43:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:43:26] Speaker A: And you were able to follow you.
[00:43:28] Speaker B: You would be, too. I'm explaining it to you in a way that's, like, fast, but if you.
[00:43:32] Speaker A: Read this book, it'll break it down for me.
[00:43:34] Speaker B: Yeah, you'll. Yeah. You get a lot more time to, like, process it, you know?
[00:43:39] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:43:39] Speaker B: But I think, like, what really blew my mind is, like, everyone builds these mini universes.
[00:43:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:43:43] Speaker B: And they're just living their lives under many universes.
[00:43:45] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:43:46] Speaker B: But then there's not enough matter in the third dimension for the big crunch to happen, which would, like, reset the third dimension.
[00:43:53] Speaker A: Got it.
[00:43:53] Speaker B: And then, like, life can begin anew or the third dimension can begin anew. So they have to put out this, like, memo to everyone over, like, gravitational waves, and they're like, give back the matter.
[00:44:04] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:44:05] Speaker B: In your little dimensions so that. So that we can all die.
It was really crazy.
[00:44:11] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:44:12] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:44:12] Speaker A: That's weird, dude.
[00:44:14] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:44:14] Speaker A: How does someone think of some shit like that?
[00:44:16] Speaker B: He's Chinese.
[00:44:18] Speaker A: Not gay.
[00:44:19] Speaker B: Not gay.
Extremely not gay. There's also a deeply pedophilic arc throughout the series.
[00:44:25] Speaker A: Okay, you lost me now.
[00:44:26] Speaker B: Yeah, he's Chinese.
[00:44:29] Speaker A: That's okay.
All right. Well, I like to.
I don't. I don't subscribe to anything. I like to think anything could be.
[00:44:37] Speaker B: Yeah, anything could be.
[00:44:38] Speaker A: It's. It's just such a. I enjoyed that.
[00:44:40] Speaker B: Shit more, though, because it's so much more complicated than a fucking simulation.
Like, if it's just a simulation. Oh, that's a bummer, dude.
[00:44:47] Speaker A: Let me ask you this. Let's say this. If we able. We're able to create a simulation, right? In this world that we're living in, right? And you're. You're. You're able to put the goggles on and they tell you you won't know the difference between this and that.
What do you do? Do you ever put the goggles on? Out of curiosity?
[00:45:04] Speaker B: Yeah, 100%.
[00:45:05] Speaker A: Really get on in there and then just don't leave it.
[00:45:07] Speaker B: You can never leave it if it's that real.
[00:45:10] Speaker A: You won't even know the difference. Like, you. Even if you take them off, you go, wait, is this the simulation or.
[00:45:14] Speaker B: Is that simulation Black Mirror episode.
[00:45:15] Speaker A: Oh, is it?
[00:45:16] Speaker B: It's gotta be.
[00:45:17] Speaker A: It's probably.
[00:45:18] Speaker B: Yeah. So the point is, like, you never know which reality is.
[00:45:21] Speaker A: Once you try those on, then you'll. Then you're fucked. Your brain's like, wait, A minute. What's real?
[00:45:25] Speaker B: What if you could rise above it and just be like, none of it's real. You could have reality of origin and.
[00:45:29] Speaker A: Then what do you do?
[00:45:30] Speaker B: Others. Okay, so you can have, like, this reality was my first reality, but it's not.
[00:45:35] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[00:45:40] Speaker B: Wouldn't that be crazy?
[00:45:42] Speaker A: That would be fucking nuts, dude. So do you think, like, multiverse Shit is multiverse?
[00:45:47] Speaker B: Probably.
[00:45:48] Speaker A: Like, where this week we're doing this in another universe, but there's a plane crashing through here right now. Like, anything that could happen is happening in another universe in this exact moment.
[00:45:57] Speaker B: I bet in some way or another. That's true.
[00:45:59] Speaker A: That's got, like. You're actually like. There's a universe where we may be sucking each other's right now on this podcast.
[00:46:05] Speaker B: It might not be that far away.
It's a universe in 20 minutes.
[00:46:12] Speaker A: All right, well, that's. You're right. We're going to make it happen.
[00:46:15] Speaker B: A universe just around the corner.
[00:46:16] Speaker A: Dude, this shit. I love thinking about this stuff, but it also does.
[00:46:21] Speaker B: It's kind of fun. I also just know that I'm too dumb to, like, have any meaningful thoughts about it.
[00:46:26] Speaker A: Yeah, we. It's. I mean, I'm not gonna get anywhere, but. Yeah, you know, it's. It's fucking.
[00:46:30] Speaker B: There's always gonna be someone who knows more, is more qualified, and they should look up them. That's another thing, is the people aren't watching the right shit. Stop. Stop this.
[00:46:39] Speaker A: What are you doing?
[00:46:39] Speaker B: What are you doing here? If you came for feet, you came to the right place. Honestly, you guys are in the right place.
[00:46:43] Speaker A: Honestly.
[00:46:44] Speaker B: I think you came to listen to do dudes talk about physics. There's better shit on the Internet. We don't know what we're talking about. Harvard has a YouTube channel.
[00:46:50] Speaker A: He's right.
[00:46:50] Speaker B: Yeah. Feet.
[00:46:52] Speaker A: I will say, though, this is a podcast for feet. For Feet. And if you just are lonely and hungover and want to hang out with two guys, I'm.
[00:46:59] Speaker B: I'm a little hungover.
[00:47:00] Speaker A: That's good. That's. That's what this is. That's what I want. Because any podcast I listen to, sometimes it's educational, but I always like to feel like I'm hanging with the guys.
[00:47:09] Speaker B: That's what people are doing, dude.
[00:47:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:47:11] Speaker B: Like it's. It's a simulated hang.
[00:47:13] Speaker A: Yeah. It feels like you're. That which is up.
[00:47:15] Speaker B: I wonder if by addressing it, we're killing the magic of the singular of the. The simulated hang. Yeah, I don't care.
[00:47:22] Speaker A: I don't Think so. Yeah, it. Whatever.
[00:47:23] Speaker B: But I just think it's an interesting thing. Like, I don't know. They didn't bring up podcasts at all. Jim and Marge, because they're old, so.
[00:47:29] Speaker A: I don't know about.
[00:47:30] Speaker B: Yeah, they don't understand that.
[00:47:31] Speaker A: Yeah. My mother has no idea how to even, like, play this thing. Yeah, she's. I'm like, ma, you see the videos that I put on the Internet? I'm an idiot. But if you saw the podcast, you'd be like, oh, actually, I'm quite mentally okay.
[00:47:41] Speaker B: Unstable.
[00:47:42] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, no, I'm stable here.
[00:47:45] Speaker B: Oh, I mean, what, you think this is coming across?
[00:47:48] Speaker A: Here's the thing. Here's the thing. If you see the. In my Instagram, you go, this guy's fucking crazy. If you see this, you go, yeah, he's a little weird and a little nutty. But I'm able to have a social interaction. I'm able to. I am sound enough to go to a job and, you know, do what I got to do.
And I told my mother, if you watch this, you'd go, okay, he's. He's not drugged out because your mom's.
[00:48:08] Speaker B: Like, stressed out about your Instagram videos.
[00:48:09] Speaker A: Exactly.
[00:48:10] Speaker B: Which is very funny.
[00:48:11] Speaker A: Which is. Yeah, she. She saw. I saw her today, and she was just like, what's going on? What's going on? And I just said, I'm like, you got to trust me. I'm like, you gotta trust me.
[00:48:21] Speaker B: I hope you talk about this at the mic later.
[00:48:22] Speaker A: I probably will.
[00:48:23] Speaker B: It's very funny.
[00:48:24] Speaker A: It's great.
[00:48:25] Speaker B: I mean, and the thing about. You're taking mushrooms.
[00:48:29] Speaker A: Oh, the mdma. You talk about her.
[00:48:31] Speaker B: No, no. When you were. Your mom was asking you what mushrooms.
[00:48:34] Speaker A: Are, like, oh, no, it was mdma.
[00:48:35] Speaker B: It was mdma.
[00:48:36] Speaker A: Yeah, that one. I like that one. That was a fun one.
[00:48:38] Speaker B: That's a good one.
[00:48:39] Speaker A: But what time is it, by the way? Do we know?
[00:48:41] Speaker B: Oh, what time is it?
[00:48:43] Speaker A: Hold on. I can't read that.
[00:48:49] Speaker B: About to say.
[00:48:51] Speaker A: Yeah, my bad.
[00:48:53] Speaker B: No, we can make this like, a.
[00:48:54] Speaker A: No, we got to make this.
[00:48:56] Speaker B: We could be quick and serious.
I'll say this. All right, so I'm working on a Sex in the City rewatch podcast right now. We just filmed the first episode. Yeah, it was interesting.
[00:49:07] Speaker A: What episodes you watch on Sex and City?
[00:49:09] Speaker B: Dude, Marklin picked the worst episode.
[00:49:11] Speaker A: Which one?
[00:49:11] Speaker B: He. We. I wanted to watch episode one. I felt like that was a good place to start.
[00:49:15] Speaker A: I think it's great to start from the beginning.
[00:49:16] Speaker B: Yeah. Marklin was like, no, we Gotta start. We gotta pick a better episode. No, like, what episode do you want to watch? Marklin. And he chose Season 3, Episode 11, Running with Scissors, which is Samantha Jones has an AIDS scare.
[00:49:30] Speaker A: I remember that.
[00:49:31] Speaker B: Yeah. And Carrie is cheating on. Cheating with Big.
[00:49:34] Speaker A: On Aiden.
[00:49:36] Speaker B: On Aiden and on Big's 25 year old wife. So this. And it's the one where it like gets found out too.
[00:49:41] Speaker A: Like that's a fucking climax episode.
[00:49:44] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. It was such a bad episode to start on.
[00:49:47] Speaker A: You have to start with a bad episode. Like a shittier episode. Because then it shows that if this podcast works.
[00:49:52] Speaker B: Just start at the beginning, dude.
[00:49:53] Speaker A: That's what I think. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
[00:49:55] Speaker B: Yeah, but we never. We barely even talked about the episode, to be be honest. We're. I was like making them rank their favorite Sex in the City boyfriends. Like stuff. Stuff of that nature.
[00:50:03] Speaker A: Okay. That's fun. I like that.
[00:50:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. So it's. And just Markland just says the wildest.
[00:50:08] Speaker A: He's a wild guy.
[00:50:09] Speaker B: Yeah. We got. We got into Marklin's sex life a little bit.
[00:50:12] Speaker A: Oh, I've heard so many things.
[00:50:14] Speaker B: Yeah, we got into some of that.
[00:50:15] Speaker A: And, and how was that?
[00:50:17] Speaker B: Fascinating.
And you know, Sam's so good at being like, what?
[00:50:23] Speaker A: Sorry.
[00:50:24] Speaker B: Yeah, we haven't named it yet.
[00:50:26] Speaker A: I don't think you need one yet.
[00:50:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:50:27] Speaker A: Film a couple. The beautiful part about that podcast is that it's not timely. Like, you don't need to put it out because you're talking about an article that happened last week. You talk about Sex and City.
[00:50:36] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Everything's going to be completely irrelevant.
[00:50:38] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:50:38] Speaker B: But, yeah, I think I've accepted this about myself and my comedy as well. Is that like I'm. I'm in a phase right now where I'm not going to be writing about the news anymore. I'm just focused on d'. Angelo.
[00:50:46] Speaker A: That's fine. Yeah, but that is news.
[00:50:48] Speaker B: It is news. But I just. I don't know. I'm just going to. Things are happening in the world and I don't know, it's a lot. D'. Angelo. That's where I'm at.
[00:50:54] Speaker A: That's. I think it's a good place to be.
[00:50:56] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:50:56] Speaker A: Yeah. D' Angelo can't go wrong.
[00:50:58] Speaker B: D' Angelo and other. And, and like screaming and just like, it's. I'm not gonna do that. Has anything to do with anything.
[00:51:06] Speaker A: I. I like that though. I like that. I. I've had phases of that. I think it's. It's. It's more Personal that way.
[00:51:12] Speaker B: Yeah. I think I'm just. I'm in my own little bubble, you know.
[00:51:15] Speaker A: That's fine. Yeah.
[00:51:16] Speaker B: I think it's good as. Are we all.
[00:51:17] Speaker A: Yeah. What's wrong with that?
[00:51:19] Speaker B: You know, we got socialize.
[00:51:21] Speaker A: Yes. And I mean, like your bubble as far as comedy.
[00:51:24] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:24] Speaker A: Like, to be in your, like, own. Like, this is my brain.
[00:51:27] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:29] Speaker A: But it's idled, I think.
What was the last date you've been on?
[00:51:35] Speaker B: I've been on a date in a while.
[00:51:36] Speaker A: In a while.
[00:51:37] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:37] Speaker A: I'm just wondering, like, imagine. Imagine having like, your comedy thoughts come out on a date. You know, like, that would be.
It would go horribly wrong, I think.
[00:51:47] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:51:48] Speaker A: Probably to be like, hey, pussy screaming.
[00:51:50] Speaker B: What do you think?
[00:51:53] Speaker A: Imagine that. And the funny part is like, let's say you're dating someone for a couple months and then they come to see your set and they never heard pussy screaming.
[00:52:01] Speaker B: Oh, I can't do it. I can only do pussy screaming if the crowd's like, hot.
[00:52:05] Speaker A: Yeah. Well, let's say they're hot.
[00:52:06] Speaker B: Yeah, the crowd's hot. I'm like, I would do it, though.
[00:52:08] Speaker A: And. And the girl you're seeing never heard this.
[00:52:10] Speaker B: If it's a hot crowd, it's coming out.
[00:52:13] Speaker A: You don't matter anymore, sweetie.
[00:52:15] Speaker B: It's definitely hurt my chances of some women before. I think the screaming bit.
[00:52:19] Speaker A: Yes, I think so.
[00:52:20] Speaker B: Because there's been, like, women who have, I think have been like, you know, been like, oh, what's this guy about? And then they'd see Scream and they're like, oh, he's about that straight Jed.
But again, I'm so motivated by, like, what I think is going to be hilarious. You know, I'm doing the Sex in the City podcast.
[00:52:37] Speaker A: It's not fun, but it's funny.
[00:52:39] Speaker B: I'm doing it because it's going to be hilarious.
[00:52:41] Speaker A: Yeah, that's. I mean, I think we're all driven by that. Whatever. The funniest thing you could do.
[00:52:45] Speaker B: Some people are driven by, like, a desire to be a good person.
[00:52:48] Speaker A: Ugh.
[00:52:49] Speaker B: I'm way more in it for the joke.
[00:52:51] Speaker A: Dude. It's so much better to do something just, Just to get a. Reactions out of people is fun. Yeah, it's fun. It's exciting. It's, it's.
It shakes things up, you know what I mean? Like, if we were talking about it also, like the, the, the.
Oh, my God, the corporate workspace.
[00:53:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:53:10] Speaker A: Of like saying it's. Everyone's having the same conversation.
[00:53:13] Speaker B: Yeah. And it's all just nonsense.
[00:53:15] Speaker A: Nothing. Yeah, nothing.
[00:53:16] Speaker B: You can have a whole day and not say a single fucking thing.
[00:53:19] Speaker A: It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy, man.
I don't know. I would. I would. One hunt I could understand.
And I'm not condoning this. I think this is fucking bad.
[00:53:29] Speaker B: But work from home, also a big part of it.
[00:53:32] Speaker A: That'll.
[00:53:32] Speaker B: Yeah, I. I think not to. I'm gonna distract the point a little bit just because it ties back.
[00:53:37] Speaker A: Go ahead.
[00:53:37] Speaker B: But, yeah, no, I think, like, work from home, Covid. Like, people are not social in the office anymore.
[00:53:43] Speaker A: Oh. Like, even in the office, they just.
[00:53:45] Speaker B: In the office, people, like. People, like, may not come in because, like, the job can be done at home or whatever.
[00:53:49] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[00:53:50] Speaker B: There's not really, like, a social atmosphere of the way that. I mean, some people still have it. Like, I know some people work in, like, finance, and they're still fucking animals.
[00:53:58] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:53:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Finance.
[00:53:59] Speaker A: Those guys are wild.
[00:54:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Finance is still drinking and going out.
[00:54:01] Speaker A: All the time that I like.
[00:54:03] Speaker B: Yeah, no, that's good. But I feel like a lot of office spaces have lost, like, a communal.
[00:54:08] Speaker A: I think the Me Too movement had something to do with that also.
[00:54:10] Speaker B: You think we were still harassing women. It would be more communal. No, get around.
[00:54:15] Speaker A: That's. Yeah.
[00:54:15] Speaker B: Slap the secretary's ass.
[00:54:17] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, it was more fun. No, I think that. That people are scared of, like, just. You say the wrong thing, give the wrong look, someone goes to hr, you lose your job.
[00:54:25] Speaker B: Yeah, that could be part of it.
Yeah. I think, like, I don't know. People deep are. Well, some people, like, live for work still. Like, that was another thing that came out of that podcast. Some people were calling in and being like, the weekends are my time to recharge. That's why I don't, like, want to go out and socialize on the weekends.
[00:54:39] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:54:39] Speaker B: But that means they're. They're charging up their social battery at work, and that is unimaginable to me.
[00:54:45] Speaker A: I can't imagine that.
[00:54:46] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, I go to work and we all just get by, dude.
[00:54:49] Speaker A: I mean, even in comedy, dude, like, my battery gets drained.
[00:54:53] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:54:55] Speaker A: I couldn't. Yeah, that's a. That you have to be a psychopath to get recharged by the office.
[00:55:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, I mean, some people like their working environment.
Fewer and fewer, though.
[00:55:05] Speaker A: I think a friend of ours, you know her, she works at Google, and it's a Google. They make it so you don't have to. It's like a beautiful prison. Like, amazing.
[00:55:15] Speaker B: I do love a beautiful corporate prison.
[00:55:17] Speaker A: And. And I understand that to a certain extent, but it's also.
She's, like, still isn't thrilled to be there.
[00:55:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, it is work at the end of the day.
[00:55:27] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:55:27] Speaker B: I'm always trying to encourage. Because I work in a beautiful corporate prison.
[00:55:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:55:30] Speaker B: And I'm always trying to encourage my co workers to take more advantage of the beautiful corporate prison.
[00:55:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Take. Eat the food and, like, the food.
[00:55:36] Speaker B: There's bars. Like, come on, you guys, let's go.
[00:55:38] Speaker A: Chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:55:39] Speaker B: But, like, now it's hard because people just don't really want to socialize or, like, I don't know, it's kind of like they, like, have some. A lot of them have some of the proof. Like, actually, I have, like, a New York social life outside inside of this, so I don't really need to.
[00:55:49] Speaker A: That's ridiculous.
[00:55:50] Speaker B: I just come here to work and take my job very seriously.
[00:55:52] Speaker A: Dude, if someone came up to me and I was sitting in my cubicle and they went, hey, you want to go to the bar and get up? Instead of doing like, yeah, yeah, let's go 100. Yeah. Even if I hated the guy, I.
[00:56:02] Speaker B: Always do my job.
Do my job all the time, dude.
[00:56:09] Speaker A: Would you say.
Would you say you're happy? No, no, not at work in general.
[00:56:14] Speaker B: I think it comes and goes. I don't know. Happiness, maybe. I should be talking to us. Happiness is like.
[00:56:20] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a flow.
[00:56:21] Speaker B: It's a flow. I think, like, we were talking two weeks ago, and I was like, oh, I'm in a good head space to do the podcast. Yeah, I was happier two weeks ago.
[00:56:28] Speaker A: And now you came here like, dude.
[00:56:31] Speaker B: Oh, no, I think I'm just a little hungover or whatever. Like, I'll become happier again later. Yeah, it's ebbs and flows. And also, like, you can do things to own your own happiness, you know?
[00:56:39] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:56:40] Speaker B: Like, exercise is important part of that.
Find something you're passionate about. Just talking about, screaming or whatever, like, that's my passion.
Find something you're passionate about. Find people you love. Like, yeah, all those things are like, you can take care of yourself. You can take charge of your own happiness.
[00:56:57] Speaker A: I think it's so interesting that people.
[00:56:59] Speaker B: It doesn't, like, work, work what? Like, even if you take charge of your own happiness, it, like, it will work to varying degrees.
[00:57:05] Speaker A: Yeah. There'll be moments where it's like, even, I did everything I could today, and it's still not working.
[00:57:09] Speaker B: Still sucks.
[00:57:10] Speaker A: Yeah, it's. It's fucking wild, dude. And I Think it's interesting that people find a person to spend their lives up but can't make friends, so. Make any sense?
[00:57:19] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:57:19] Speaker A: They find a person but they can't make.
[00:57:21] Speaker B: I think that's really shitty to do to a person, to like, choose one person to be like, you are my friend. You were my spouse. You were my everything. I feel like that's kind of shitty.
[00:57:28] Speaker A: To do to them, I think so. It's a lot of pressure. Yeah, it's a lot of pressure.
[00:57:31] Speaker B: You need different outlets.
[00:57:32] Speaker A: Yeah. You need to have friends. It's. It's so fucking important.
And I can't find a girlfriend to save my life.
[00:57:40] Speaker B: I'm truthfully not looking that hard.
[00:57:41] Speaker A: That will. Not that it's my fault also. I don't put in the effort, but I.
You and I are really good at making friends. Yeah, That's.
That's rare, I think.
Yeah. We're willing to just go, hey, what's up, dude? Like, how you doing?
[00:57:57] Speaker B: I like talking to people. Yeah, people are good.
[00:58:00] Speaker A: They're nice. The people who have something to contribute to a conversation. Like the. Am I gonna say his name?
The one who's maybe schizo.
Nothing to contribute.
Nothing.
[00:58:14] Speaker B: I don't know, man.
[00:58:15] Speaker A: I don't know, man. I've.
[00:58:16] Speaker B: I've said he was one who I like. You know, I did that thing where I asked him questions about the weird shit he said. Yeah. And I regretted it.
[00:58:22] Speaker A: Yeah. That's what I'm saying it so much. He's.
[00:58:24] Speaker B: He should have prefaced with. He should have given me more.
[00:58:28] Speaker A: He should have started the sentences by going, I'm the most boring person.
[00:58:32] Speaker B: Just so you know. This is gonna be really dis.
[00:58:38] Speaker A: He's like, ed Gein, dude.
[00:58:39] Speaker B: He is like, no, So I think I told you this. We were watching the Ed Gein show.
[00:58:43] Speaker A: Did you say this?
[00:58:43] Speaker B: I was thinking about him.
[00:58:45] Speaker A: Oh, that's right. You did.
[00:58:46] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:58:47] Speaker A: That was a dude. I haven't binge watched a television show with me either, anyone in a long time. And it was exciting.
[00:58:54] Speaker B: It was.
[00:58:54] Speaker A: It was.
[00:58:54] Speaker B: We were up till like four in the morning on Max's couch, on my boy's couch in Boston. He went to bed.
[00:59:00] Speaker A: Yeah. And you and I were like. Each one of us were going in our own cycles of sleep. And then we wake up and go, what did I miss?
[00:59:05] Speaker B: Yeah. Watching Ed Geen and filling that living room with our farts.
[00:59:08] Speaker A: I would. I would wake up and you went, dude, you missed the necrophilia scene. It was like 12 minutes long.
[00:59:14] Speaker B: It was A long necrophilia sex scene. Dude, that was the most fucked up thing I've seen on television in a long time.
[00:59:19] Speaker A: A lot of people. I couldn't believe how fucking shocking it was.
[00:59:23] Speaker B: It was shocking.
[00:59:24] Speaker A: It was shocking.
[00:59:25] Speaker B: Also, I read everything about Eggie and I could after that.
[00:59:27] Speaker A: I mean, dude, I've been on an Ed Gein fucking rampage.
[00:59:29] Speaker B: Yeah. But I think my big takeaway from that show is that, like, Ed Gein, according to the show, anyway, he seemed like a serial killer. Like his personality.
[00:59:36] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:59:36] Speaker B: And then he was one.
So the thing with this person that we're talking about, as I was thinking about him, because, like, he seems like.
[00:59:43] Speaker A: A fucking Take it for take take.
[00:59:45] Speaker B: Like not ask him so many questions about his life. Yeah.
[00:59:49] Speaker A: You don't want to be an accessory.
[00:59:50] Speaker B: Yeah. But I enjoy this, this new game that we have going where we're going to try to convince him that I'm not real.
[00:59:56] Speaker A: Oh, I can't wait to do that. Yeah.
[00:59:57] Speaker B: Yeah. So if he ever mentions Eli to you, I have to say to be like, who.
[01:00:02] Speaker A: Who the fuck is he? Like, dude, I think you need help.
[01:00:08] Speaker B: Either this is gonna exonerate me for murder or it's gonna get me killed faster. Or.
[01:00:12] Speaker A: Or he'll kill himself.
Which we don't. We don't.
[01:00:17] Speaker B: We don't want that.
[01:00:18] Speaker A: We don't want that.
[01:00:19] Speaker B: It would take me a while to notice, though. Honestly.
[01:00:22] Speaker A: Wouldn't even think about it.
I will say I was with David Choi yesterday and I said, dude, I haven't seen you at the mics and David Choi is a wonderful guy, really nice guy. And I said, every time I don't see you weeks at a time, I go to myself, ah, he killed himself.
[01:00:41] Speaker B: I told that to Tim Tuohy as well.
[01:00:45] Speaker A: Yeah, he's another one where you got like, you've been around Tim, he's finally did it. Yeah, he's been saying it every week and none of us did a thing.
[01:00:54] Speaker B: Called, well, now he's been saying that he's going to quit comedy. Like, really seriously.
[01:00:58] Speaker A: That, that could be code, I hope.
[01:01:01] Speaker B: I keep telling him not to quit comedy. He's one of the funnier people.
[01:01:03] Speaker A: He's great. I loved him.
[01:01:04] Speaker B: He should keep doing it. But he's always just like, I'm old, I'm never going to make it. I'm like, no, you won't. But you're good at this, so don't stop.
[01:01:10] Speaker A: Yeah, you have a family here. Like, we're friends.
[01:01:13] Speaker B: What else? What else are you fucking doing, Tim?
[01:01:14] Speaker A: Yeah, Nothing.
[01:01:15] Speaker B: Yeah, nothing.
[01:01:16] Speaker A: So just come here and hang out.
He's an odd cat, though.
[01:01:21] Speaker B: Such a creative joke writer, though.
[01:01:22] Speaker A: He's very funny, dude.
[01:01:24] Speaker B: He's got a good job, too. He works in.
I don't know where he works exactly, but it's like. It's near the stand, so he works one of those office buildings.
[01:01:30] Speaker A: Dude, it would be. I would love to be like a fly on the wall watching him work and, like, talk to his. Knowing what he says at the stand and the things he like, the things he gets.
[01:01:42] Speaker B: Tim Tuohy at work.
[01:01:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:01:44] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:01:44] Speaker A: You know, do they know what he does? Like, they know he comes to these open.
[01:01:47] Speaker B: I bet he lives a total double life.
[01:01:49] Speaker A: 100%, dude. Yeah, 100%. I should have him on here.
[01:01:53] Speaker B: You should. He'd be a great guest, dude.
[01:01:55] Speaker A: He'd be amazing.
[01:01:56] Speaker B: Yeah. Before you quit comedy, Tim, that's my favorite thing about, like, I hate it. Like, I don't want him to quit comedy, but one of my favorite things about seeing Tim Tuohy lately is that he goes on stage and he goes, it doesn't matter if you like me or not. I'm quitting comedy.
I'm gonna be done. This is over.
[01:02:13] Speaker A: I just. I hope that it's not a code, like, for, I'm quitting comedy.
[01:02:17] Speaker B: Yeah, no, me too, Tim. Good.
[01:02:20] Speaker A: Could be there's a couple guys, man, where you just. You haven't seen him and you go.
[01:02:24] Speaker B: Someone'S gonna kill themselves.
[01:02:25] Speaker A: Without a doubt.
[01:02:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:02:26] Speaker A: It's only. I mean, it's. It's just one of us. Could be, you know, we're in the running, dude.
[01:02:30] Speaker B: We're on somebody's list.
[01:02:31] Speaker A: I. I've. I've not. I'm not, you know, above suicidal thoughts.
[01:02:36] Speaker B: No, of course not.
[01:02:37] Speaker A: It's.
[01:02:38] Speaker B: Everyone fucking has suicidal thoughts.
[01:02:39] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:02:40] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:02:40] Speaker A: It's a matter of.
[01:02:41] Speaker B: You gotta look at your options.
[01:02:43] Speaker A: That's what I like, dude. I like options.
[01:02:45] Speaker B: Can I look at your options?
[01:02:46] Speaker A: I always do. I'm like, yeah, okay. If it gets really bad, I can just quit.
[01:02:50] Speaker B: You always could. You ever see the Louis bit about suicide?
[01:02:53] Speaker A: Was it on his show or. It was on his.
[01:02:55] Speaker B: It was one of the. His. Stand up.
[01:02:57] Speaker A: Oh, stand up. Okay.
[01:02:58] Speaker B: Where he's like.
He's like, you can always just kill yourself. Like, you.
[01:03:02] Speaker A: Yeah.
You don't have to do.
[01:03:04] Speaker B: To go to the DMV to renew my. No, you don't. You can kill yourself.
[01:03:13] Speaker A: I don't have to do that part.
[01:03:14] Speaker B: Of it where he goes, if everyone who is afraid of ISIS kills Himself. Tomorrow ISIS loses because no one's scared.
[01:03:22] Speaker A: That's a good point.
[01:03:22] Speaker B: Yeah, that's it.
[01:03:23] Speaker A: That's a good fucking point.
[01:03:24] Speaker B: Just be like, we're going to cut his head off. They'd be like, fine, do it.
[01:03:30] Speaker A: Like, wait a minute. What? Videos aren't working.
[01:03:32] Speaker B: It's not fun anymore.
[01:03:36] Speaker A: What time is it now?
[01:03:38] Speaker B: It's still early, I think. I don't know.
[01:03:39] Speaker A: We're both like, where are we at? Oh, we got like, five more minutes.
[01:03:43] Speaker B: We got five more minutes. All right, well, this has been a lovely chat about loneliness and killing ourselves.
[01:03:48] Speaker A: It got dark. But I like it. I like it.
[01:03:51] Speaker B: That's okay. I'm fine with it.
[01:03:52] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:03:52] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:03:53] Speaker A: I think this is great, dude. I'm glad you came. Is there anything that you wanted to touch upon that we haven't.
[01:03:58] Speaker B: Of that thigh?
[01:04:00] Speaker A: Get over here.
[01:04:03] Speaker B: No, I want to talk about. Just, like, we got to go make people laugh now.
[01:04:07] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a hard thing to do. I don't think people understand, like, if you're having the worst. Your father dies and you have to fucking go to a set.
[01:04:16] Speaker B: Who was I talking to? Someone had like.
Oh, I know who it was. I won't say, but they had an immense tragedy in their family.
[01:04:23] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:04:24] Speaker B: And then hosted.
[01:04:28] Speaker A: Oh, my God.
[01:04:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Like a week later because they had been, like, planning it for months, and then this horrible thing happened and someone's.
[01:04:37] Speaker A: Like, a parent died.
[01:04:38] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. But, like, something really bad happened.
[01:04:41] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:04:41] Speaker B: And they had to host and they were just like. I mean, and this person is aces.
[01:04:47] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:04:47] Speaker B: Like, it's one of the good ones.
[01:04:48] Speaker A: Funny guy.
[01:04:49] Speaker B: Yeah. And even that night, I could tell that something was off.
And. Yeah, you do. You do just have to do your fucking job, man. Because he's a full time. Like, this is how he makes his money.
[01:04:57] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's horrible. Yeah, it sucks, dude. Mm.
[01:05:02] Speaker B: But no, I'm glad we're gonna go make people laugh because, like I was saying, like, the importance. Yeah, it's so important, dude. To try to generate a communal experience for people involves laughter. And if they're not getting it from friends, they gotta turn to fucking us.
[01:05:16] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:05:16] Speaker B: Sad state of the world, but we can do it. We can do it.
[01:05:20] Speaker A: Yeah, man. And it helps people think differently, you know? Like, even if it is something as wild as talking about rabbis fucking kids, you.
[01:05:27] Speaker B: Hilarious. Great joke.
[01:05:28] Speaker A: It's, it's, it's. It gives you the opportunity to just kind of like, let your brain do a setup.
[01:05:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Thinking about things differently. Yeah.
[01:05:37] Speaker A: Just like Looking at something, like, from a different angle.
[01:05:39] Speaker B: Yeah. And there's pleasure in that, like, for whatever. It's hard to describe, but there's pleasure in, like, when you see something. When you can get an audience to see something differently.
[01:05:46] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:05:47] Speaker B: Almost against their will.
[01:05:48] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:05:48] Speaker B: That generates a feeling of pleasure within the audience.
[01:05:51] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:05:51] Speaker B: You know, I mean.
[01:05:51] Speaker A: Yeah. Maybe they go and talk about it after. Then maybe they think about something else.
[01:05:54] Speaker B: They're just like. Oh, like. Yeah. And that's like the surprise that makes laughter, which is so important.
People need to laugh, dude.
[01:06:01] Speaker A: It's. I have revolved every decision I've made in my life on laughter.
[01:06:07] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:06:07] Speaker A: It's. It is a. Even before comedy. I.
It's just. It's beautiful, man.
[01:06:13] Speaker B: Same. That's why I don't have a 401k. Dude. There's nothing funny about that.
[01:06:16] Speaker A: Nothing funny about that. That's fucking stupid, dude.
[01:06:19] Speaker B: I'd rather use my money on Sex and the City posters.
[01:06:22] Speaker A: That's. Yeah.
[01:06:23] Speaker B: So I can do this podcast and.
[01:06:25] Speaker A: Make fucking people laugh. And you laugh, you feel good, and it's all. It's all just a cycle. You feel good, I feel good. It's an even exchange.
[01:06:33] Speaker B: Yeah. Until we bomb and then you feel bad and I feel bad.
[01:06:36] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:06:36] Speaker B: But we tried. Yeah, we tried to do something.
[01:06:38] Speaker A: Well, that's the thing also. Then. Then that's. That's their fault. I mean, unless you Every bomb is there.
[01:06:43] Speaker B: Fault.
[01:06:43] Speaker A: It's their fault, dude. I fucking don't care.
It's fucking their fault. I don't want to. I.
You didn't give me the opportunity. Like, you didn't give it to.
I know I'm not the greatest, but there was. There's a couple good jokes in here.
[01:06:58] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:06:59] Speaker A: And you just didn't want to do it.
[01:07:00] Speaker B: Well, a lot of times, like, at open mics and shit, people, like, aren't paying attention unless you come up really hot and then you can get their attention.
[01:07:06] Speaker A: Yes. Yeah, but like, Choice show last night. Kill it, Broadway. I go to Choice show and have to. I know I'm a half the room kind of guy.
[01:07:15] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:07:16] Speaker A: Half the room will be with me. Half won't. But some of them, I just. I looked and I was like, oh, God, you guys. I said, you're not gonna like this one, but I'm gonna do it.
[01:07:24] Speaker B: So it was all, like. It was all liberals.
[01:07:26] Speaker A: Liberal women. Yeah. And David Joy went up and opened it with blowing his brains out and manic episodes.
[01:07:32] Speaker B: How do you do?
[01:07:33] Speaker A: They, like. They were friends of his.
[01:07:35] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:07:35] Speaker A: Which by the way there's an app. I meant to bring this up before speaking about loneliness. I. I spoke to one of the guys in the audience after who. Who actually liked it. There was a couple people who enjoyed the set.
And I go, how'd you meet Choi? And he goes, on this app where you just get dinner with strangers.
[01:07:53] Speaker B: I've heard about this.
[01:07:54] Speaker A: It's cr.
[01:07:55] Speaker B: I couldn't believe in ads for it.
[01:07:56] Speaker A: I couldn't believe. And being from New York, I would never, like.
[01:07:59] Speaker B: I was like, I can't IM anything worse. Yeah. But going to a dinner with people, I don't know, just being like, what do you do?
[01:08:06] Speaker A: He. He does it like it's dating for friends.
[01:08:09] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:08:09] Speaker A: And he made a lot of friends. These random people who moved to the city and didn't know people showed up at this show.
I couldn't believe. I said, wait a minute. I literally had to look at the guy went, hold up, hold on, hold on. Like, you went on a. You want a dinner date with. With a group of strangers? And he goes, yeah, yeah. He goes, I'm new. I wanted to meet people. And I said, you know what?
Good for you.
[01:08:29] Speaker B: A lot of fucking good for them.
[01:08:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:08:31] Speaker B: Using technology to actually meet people.
[01:08:33] Speaker A: Exactly.
[01:08:34] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. Strangers on the Internet.
[01:08:36] Speaker A: There's another end of it where you go, okay, that would have never happened. I mean, they probably would have gone to a bar and made friends, hopefully. But for the real fucking weirdos, not saying Choi is. But you got it. At least they're using it to the help.
[01:08:49] Speaker B: Yeah, we're all choice doing on his homework.
[01:08:52] Speaker A: What do you. Oh, that's right. Yeah.
I didn't ask him. I should have asked him last night.
[01:08:57] Speaker B: Choice homework is to write an alopecia joke about Will Smith. Yeah, he has alopecia pretty.
[01:09:04] Speaker A: Pretty heavily.
[01:09:06] Speaker B: I think he's got one more week.
[01:09:07] Speaker A: Oh, he's got another week.
[01:09:08] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:09:09] Speaker A: Hopefully we'll see him today.
[01:09:10] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm gonna ask him how he's doing.
[01:09:11] Speaker A: Yeah.
All right.
[01:09:14] Speaker B: Good podcast, dude.
[01:09:15] Speaker A: I love you.
[01:09:15] Speaker B: Love you too, man.
[01:09:16] Speaker A: You're the best.
Thank you, guys for watching.
[01:09:19] Speaker B: You fucking perverts.
[01:09:20] Speaker A: You fucking filthy animals.
[01:09:21] Speaker B: Disgusting. Disgusting.
[01:09:22] Speaker A: Look at that fucking foot. You fucking filthy pig.
[01:09:24] Speaker B: I hope you thought about your lives instead of just jerking off. The feet.
[01:09:26] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:09:27] Speaker B: I hope you also got a nut. The feet.
[01:09:28] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:09:29] Speaker B: And thought about your lives for a while.
[01:09:30] Speaker A: Get out there. Get out there and go out there.
[01:09:32] Speaker B: And meet people, you weird foot fuckers.
[01:09:34] Speaker A: Yeah, you could watch out there and.
[01:09:36] Speaker B: Find somebody's toes to put together. You can do it?
[01:09:38] Speaker A: A hundred percent. Yeah.
[01:09:39] Speaker B: There's people in real life who want you to fuck the crevices of their feet. And you can go meet them.
[01:09:44] Speaker A: Go meet real people.
[01:09:46] Speaker B: Real people. And fuck their feet.
[01:09:48] Speaker A: Fuck their feet.
[01:09:49] Speaker B: Fuck their feet.
[01:09:49] Speaker A: Have a good day, Sam.
