Episode Transcript
Speaker 0 00:00:00 Okay. So I was asking you in the car, do you think that it's possible Yeah. To develop a foot fetish in the middle of your life?
Speaker 1 00:00:09 Yes. Simply because, you know, when you're younger, unless you're like, kind of born and you know, you're like feet, it's something you're pro, hopefully gonna stumble upon, if that makes sense. Like, unless you like, start venturing the web, usually someone's gonna bring it up to you, you know, <laugh>. So I'm just thinking, so
Speaker 0 00:00:26 You're saying someone will bring it up to you in like, when you're in the bed with them? Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:00:29 Exactly. Like someone else will probably invite it into your life. Bring it into your life. If that makes sense. Later in life, some people are so prudish that they will not even think if they, they may not even say to themselves, I wonder if I like feet. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Until it's someone else brings it into their life, which can happen later in life with a different partner.
Speaker 0 00:00:48 Yeah. But what, uh, okay, so the reason I'm bringing this up, okay, we'll, we'll give context. We'll give context. Um, and by the way, if you hear some snorting in the background, we have a French bulldog sitting on the couch with us. Her name is Doodle very fat one. So some context I was talking to somebody, uh, a friend, like a girlfriend, not like a friend that's like a girl, A friend. That's girl. Yeah. And she had sent me a photo and I noticed that her feet looked really good. And I had never looked at a, a woman's feet before until that moment. I was like, huh, your your feet look kind of good. And I haven't looked at other women's feet of like, oh, like, I'm not fucking going around on the subway smelling people's shoes. No,
Speaker 1 00:01:35 I know what you mean.
Speaker 0 00:01:36 But I'm like, what, what is that? Why is that happening?
Speaker 1 00:01:39 You know, it's
Speaker 0 00:01:40 Funny. You
Speaker 1 00:01:40 Know what I mean? It's funny you say that now though, because for some reason I always look at people's feet and I think, wow, they're ugly. They're really ugly. Like most people see, well, most
Speaker 0 00:01:48 Feet are disgusting.
Speaker 1 00:01:49 Well, yeah, they, you usually go disproportionately, you know, toes and they're super long and skinny, or someone's got a giant toe just like the big toe, or there's so many weird things. But sometimes you meet someone and you're so attracted to 'em. I think you're also think their feet is attracting. It might not be the feet, it might just be them.
Speaker 0 00:02:06 You think so? You think that everything is, I mean, no one's fucking perfect. No,
Speaker 1 00:02:09 No one is. But I mean, some people genuinely do have, you know, nicer looking feet than others. But I dunno if, like, I've never gone and saw, I was like, oh, wow, I'm aroused now.
Speaker 0 00:02:17 No, but I didn't have that. It was just a picture. It was just a picture of a, of a friend.
Speaker 1 00:02:21 So you're just complimenting it, or you're just thinking it's this,
Speaker 0 00:02:24 I just noticed I've never looked at someone's feet. And I went, oh, that's nice. So
Speaker 1 00:02:30 This is definitely a, an avenue you're gonna fucking pursue a little further.
Speaker 0 00:02:34 I mean, I'm not gonna look on fucking porn websites and, and be like, oh, this is my <laugh>. I gotta watch this. But it just makes you wonder. Like, I always was like, yo, what's wrong with people who are in defeat? And I'm now, I'm like, I never looked at a foot. So
Speaker 1 00:02:46 What you're trying to say is you completely understand Tarantino is kind of like, yes.
Speaker 0 00:02:50 I, I saw a picture of he had of Margot Robbie, like, uh, and I for the first time was like, it's kind of nice.
Speaker 1 00:02:58 Wait, which one?
Speaker 0 00:02:59 The of her. And once Upon a time in Hollywood with her dirty feet on the, on the,
Speaker 1 00:03:03 I remember. Yeah,
Speaker 0 00:03:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which, I mean, her dirty feet were nasty. But it's also, you know, Margo Robbie, but
Speaker 1 00:03:10 Margo Robbie was in that one.
Speaker 0 00:03:11 Yeah. She played Sharon Tate,
Speaker 1 00:03:13 Of course. Fuck dude. I need to watch that film again. Dude. It's been a minute. That was actually a fucking good film, dude. I thought it was good dude. People gave it a lot of shit. And they're like, oh. 'cause there was potentially a swan song, you know? I thought it was fucking good, dude.
Speaker 0 00:03:24 I never watched it. Why are we doing this
Speaker 1 00:03:29 <laugh>? Why the fuck are we doing it? What the fuck, dude. You how he hasn't got even that many films out. And you haven't watched it yet?
Speaker 0 00:03:34 I haven't seen it. I haven't
Speaker 1 00:03:35 Seen it. What stopped you?
Speaker 0 00:03:37 I don't know. I don't fucking know. I really don't know.
Speaker 1 00:03:40 Weren't you in Hollywood when it came out?
Speaker 0 00:03:42 No, I was in, I was in New York when I was there. Okay. Right. Um, which is where we're at now. But you want, you know why? Because he was in the feet and I thought it was fucking disgusting Doodles. Stop scratching your fucking face. Jesus. Um, sorry. It's fucking bulldog. Um, but yeah, man, you've never, have you ever gotten a, a little fj
Speaker 1 00:04:02 For Joe?
Speaker 0 00:04:03 Yeah. Yeah. Speak up.
Speaker 1 00:04:05 Sorry. Yeah, I have. Okay. It's good. It's good fun. Oh,
Speaker 0 00:04:07 Really? Well,
Speaker 1 00:04:08 It's good fun. 'cause I think it's good fun because it's like, it's new. It's different. Okay. I wouldn't, I don't think
Speaker 0 00:04:13 Were the feet nice feet or was it from like, someone who was just like, I'm gonna give you a foot job and you don't have a choice.
Speaker 1 00:04:18 Probably the nicest feet I've ever seen on a, on a woman by hands down. Really? Usually. Usually I'm like quite grossed out by feet. I don't know why they freak me out.
Speaker 0 00:04:26 I mean, as they should.
Speaker 1 00:04:27 They, they're weird looking things, dude. It, yeah. But I think it was more of like the arousal of like, this is not sexy to me naturally, but obviously mm-hmm. <affirmative>, you know, it's good fucking fun. I recommend it to everyone, obviously. You know, give it a go. It might be your favorite fucking thing out there. But, you know,
Speaker 0 00:04:46 I like, like I said, it's, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm, I'm a little concerned, but it's not, it was just these one specific feat that I was like, that's it. This
Speaker 1 00:04:57 Is the, this is the star mate.
Speaker 0 00:04:58 You think I'm gonna end up like crazed in like a basement somewhere? No,
Speaker 1 00:05:00 You're gonna be like, Tarantino just making films just to put feet in front of the fucking screen so you can get an excuse to, if
Speaker 0 00:05:06 I ask my friend, she'll maybe do it
Speaker 1 00:05:08 Fair
Speaker 0 00:05:08 Play. And if it's just her feet, and then, then maybe it's just like, it was just a, a momentary thing. And, you know.
Speaker 1 00:05:12 Do you think maybe Tarantino makes films specifically so we could put the most attractive actresses on screen and see their feet?
Speaker 0 00:05:21 Isn't that what everybody, every guy makes films for <laugh>. I mean, isn't it is like,
Speaker 1 00:05:26 Like those short films with the director's also the actor. And he is also in love with the love interest that, you know, I made.
Speaker 0 00:05:31 Oh, well that's the sick old Hollywood dude to stop. Uh, sick old Hollywood fucking, you know, sickos, like Alfred Hitchcock was a sick,
Speaker 1 00:05:39 Wasn't Woody. What's his name?
Speaker 0 00:05:41 What
Speaker 1 00:05:43 The guy? Huh? Fucking Woody Allen.
Speaker 0 00:05:46 Oh, Woody Allen. Yeah. He fucking rapist. Yeah, I remember that. He married like a, his, his like wife's kid or something. Some shit like that. Dude, Hollywood
Speaker 1 00:05:54 Is really fucked up when you actually look at it. Yeah. Like the history. Like you didn't see Babylon yet, have you?
Speaker 0 00:05:59 Of course. I saw Babylon. Oh, you saw Baby
Speaker 1 00:06:00 Babylon.
Speaker 0 00:06:00 I loved
Speaker 1 00:06:00 Babylon. Watched it again the other day. And I'm like, that is probably like when Hollywood is the funnest, I would say. 'cause it was so fucking new.
Speaker 0 00:06:09 It was wild. It was the wild West dude. Yeah. It was like people died on set and it was like, all right, let's keep moving. Like, all right. Big deal. This guy was junkie.
Speaker 1 00:06:16 I think that's when it was like, it was so new that it didn't have time to be completely commercialized, if that makes sense. Of
Speaker 0 00:06:22 Course. I mean, there was no unions for anything. I think at that point. Like even when you were building a building during then you, you know, you'd have a net or you didn't even have nets. The guy would fall off, he'd died. Be like, all right. Like, well,
Speaker 1 00:06:32 You've seen this somebody else, you've seen the pictures of the FY State building with all those guys just on the sitting
Speaker 0 00:06:36 And eating fucking lunch on a steel bar.
Speaker 1 00:06:37 Yeah. People were made of different shit back in the day. That's for sure. 'cause there's no way you're gonna get anyone to do that in the same way nowadays. Of
Speaker 0 00:06:44 Course not. Of course not.
Speaker 1 00:06:45 Well, maybe immigrants. That's how pretty much American gets immigrant.
Speaker 0 00:06:48 I mean, they start with that and then when they get, like, the business gets bigger, then you have to start, you know, worrying about the legality of that. But yeah, man, I don't know. I, I think, uh, you think the world was a happier place when it was like that? Or you think it was just,
Speaker 1 00:07:03 I think the world was a happier place in the sense that people were, had so much, they had a lot on their plate in terms of what they had to do to survive. Yeah. That they didn't actually have time to think about other things. If I thought shit thought, or do I feel good today or do I not feel good and stuff. So
Speaker 0 00:07:16 Also technology was, no, it was nothing. It was at that point, it was like you had to like,
Speaker 1 00:07:20 What was technology back then?
Speaker 0 00:07:21 I don't know. I barely had a crane, I'm guessing. Right? Like,
Speaker 1 00:07:24 Oh, in terms of building, you're talking like
Speaker 0 00:07:26 Building even Hollywood. Like, they would've had
Speaker 1 00:07:27 Cranes back then, for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:07:29 I mean, I guess you're building the Empire State Cranes have
Speaker 1 00:07:30 Been around for a while. Not as the ones, you know, like the electric ones, but they fucking just, yeah. Shit like that. But imagine, obviously, 'cause I'm, I'm back in New York right now, but imagine being in New York back then, like
Speaker 0 00:07:43 It had to be a wild experience.
Speaker 1 00:07:45 I just, I wonder if it was so fucking dangerous back then. I bet.
Speaker 0 00:07:50 Oh, 100%. Like you
Speaker 1 00:07:51 Couldn't go down the street 'cause someone just shoot you like, you know, something like out of the Batman kind of film where you see them always getting mugged.
Speaker 0 00:07:56 What's that movie? Um, what the fuck is that movie? Um, the Scorsese film with Daniel Day Lewis Amer with Gangs in New York. Gangs in New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit like that where you just fucking kill people and you know, it was kinda like, whatever. Yeah. No health regulations, nothing.
Speaker 1 00:08:13 'cause that brings me on the thing. 'cause I'm started watching. I told you in the car, like, I started watching 1884. Yeah, mate, someone stole your wallet right now. Yeah. And let's just say in times where someone stole your wallet and you had a gun on you. Yeah. You shot him, you get fucking arrested. Right.
Speaker 0 00:08:25 You get well,
Speaker 1 00:08:26 Exactly. Back then, this guy, you know, he is obviously scripted. But anyways, a guy steals his wallet. He's just fallen, just shoots in the back. And then he goes up to the whole town, he's in shock. He's like, yeah, he stole my wallet. And they're like, yeah, fuck him. And they started beating him up. And I'm like,
Speaker 0 00:08:37 That's, I think there's justice in that. I think that that's, I know it's maybe not the, the way to go, but I think there's something nice about that.
Speaker 1 00:08:44 Well, imagine if someone just wrongfully accused you and just shot you.
Speaker 0 00:08:48 That would suck. Yeah, that would suck. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:08:50 That's the other side of it. Like, you're taking someone's word when it comes to that shit. Some life or death.
Speaker 0 00:08:56 Have you ever watched the show? It was on Showtime. It made it like two seasons. I think The Nick with Clive Owen, he played a surgeon in the 19 hundreds in New York.
Speaker 1 00:09:07 No, but for some reason it rings a bell. But go on though. Yeah. It'ss
Speaker 0 00:09:12 Wild show, like the way they would practice medicine Oh.
Speaker 1 00:09:15 In terms of like, oh, early days kind of surgery stuff.
Speaker 0 00:09:17 Early. Early. Where you would do it in a theater. And it was in New York and it was just this very fucking cool show. I don't know why it, it didn't last. It was intense. You, you were dealing with shit like that. Like where you could just kill someone. It didn't matter. You were dealing with someone going under the knife, uh, like going for surgery. And it was like, all right, we're gonna try this for the first time. And they were using cocaine to sedate people like, it, it you serious? They cocaine was legal.
Speaker 1 00:09:42 Fuck dude. Well, not, no, I knew it was legal. I didn't think that dude was sedation. 'cause
Speaker 0 00:09:46 Cocaine. Well, maybe not sed Well, he was addicted to cocaine, doctor.
Speaker 1 00:09:48 That would make more sense. It was like,
Speaker 0 00:09:49 But they would give it to pa It was a medicine.
Speaker 1 00:09:51 Yeah. It was like back in the day, like, you know, a rap just before between World War and World War ii, opium dude was the shit.
Speaker 0 00:10:00 Oh, I've been looking for an opium den in New York. <laugh>. I'm not kidding you. I have one friend.
Speaker 1 00:10:04 Do you think there's actually any left?
Speaker 0 00:10:05 I'm convinced. I'm convinced there has to be. There has to be an underground opium den in New York.
Speaker 1 00:10:10 I found his underground. I bet it's bougie as shit
Speaker 0 00:10:12 Now. But it's, but you have to know it. Yeah, exactly. You have
Speaker 1 00:10:14 To know it. It's like fight club. You know? You like a hundred percent. You don't talk about the den. Like
Speaker 0 00:10:18 I, I have a friend who moved here from California. Right. And he and I, it was our mission to find an opium den while he lived here. Right. And we still haven't found it, but I'm telling you, there's gotta be one. I think there is,
Speaker 1 00:10:31 I think there's, if it's not in New York, I bet there's a ping pong show somewhere in New York as well. Like a title.
Speaker 0 00:10:36 Oh, like where they shoot ping pongs outta pussy.
Speaker 1 00:10:37 Just like I bet you there's gotta be something hidden here. Well,
Speaker 0 00:10:40 The box, there's a place called The Box that has like, like a, it's like a burlesque shows. I don't know. Okay. And weird shit happens. Oh, okay. And there's also a place called that Open. The Stranger.
Speaker 1 00:10:49 Stranger.
Speaker 0 00:10:50 Yeah. It's like five floors of weird. Apparently.
Speaker 1 00:10:52 I kind of want to go there now.
Speaker 0 00:10:54 We should go
Speaker 1 00:10:55 <laugh>. Speaking of weird places, I was just in the sex museum yesterday.
Speaker 0 00:10:57 Oh, the Museum of Sex. Yeah. That's
Speaker 1 00:10:59 The one. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:11:00 Yeah. You got me a, a stress ball that's in the shape of, uh, and giant.
Speaker 1 00:11:03 I hope it brings you a lot of stress relief.
Speaker 0 00:11:05 'cause it's in my, uh, it's in the other car right now and my mother's borrowing that. So she's probably looking at this.
Speaker 1 00:11:10 She's gonna catch your mom flicking the nipple on your stress ball. <laugh>. What
Speaker 0 00:11:13 Is this thing?
Speaker 1 00:11:14 Oh, you got, you got the ass one. That's right. Yeah. No, you
Speaker 0 00:11:16 Gave me the ass. She's probably not even gonna know what it is. Yeah. The nipples. She would've understood.
Speaker 1 00:11:20 I tell you something really interesting about the fucking museum, right? Yeah. You know, the prudish people when you walk around them like sex, because they, they look so out of fucking place there.
Speaker 0 00:11:31 Are they couples? Usually?
Speaker 1 00:11:32 Yeah, couples. But very, like, you know, they're usually introverted couples who barely
Speaker 0 00:11:36 Like Minnesota or some shit. Yeah. They just
Speaker 1 00:11:37 Don't squeak. They make a squeak in a party. And that's about it. And Oh dude,
Speaker 0 00:11:41 What did you see? Like when, so they were like, what?
Speaker 1 00:11:43 Oh, we were seeing all sorts of these, like, well, I showed you one of them. The fucking power drill. Fucking Oh, dda. The fucking
Speaker 0 00:11:50 Dildo with the power. Yeah. It, it's a saw.
Speaker 1 00:11:52 I'll send you the picture so you can chuck it
Speaker 0 00:11:54 On the please. I wanna be able to flip. It's a fucking giant saw that you'd get at Home Depot with a dildo attached to it.
Speaker 1 00:12:00 And it's no cheap one as well as a Makita. It's a proper, trusted brand. <laugh>. So, you know, you will get your climax from this Well Japanese made, uh, tool. So, yeah.
Speaker 0 00:12:09 I, I, I wonder if I've ever met a girl who is like, in their closet, has a giant saw with like a power drill with a dildo attached to it.
Speaker 1 00:12:21 I dunno if I, I'd be so turned on. If I saw that <laugh>, I would be so turned on. I'd be like, I'm so glad you, you're not normal like everyone else who's got like, maybe one of those an Well, they don't have an I'm
Speaker 0 00:12:31 So glad you don't have a regular dil <laugh>. Yeah. That's
Speaker 1 00:12:33 So fucking boring. Like, oh,
Speaker 0 00:12:36 I want you to have the most fucking industrial giant thing to shove inside you. 'cause that makes me happy to see not
Speaker 1 00:12:43 Only that Yeah. A room specifically just for it.
Speaker 0 00:12:46 That's different. That's different. How is
Speaker 1 00:12:48 That different?
Speaker 0 00:12:48 Imagine like, yo, what are you building a house with this fucking dildo? Like how I I have no problem with that. I, I think dildos and vibrators are fun. I think they're great. But this, you need a big man to operate this thing.
Speaker 1 00:13:01 Either that or you build an entire rig that can operate it just itself. Just,
Speaker 0 00:13:06 She's bicycle riding and it's pulling the string <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:13:09 Oh my God. At least she's working for a climax. I guess. <laugh>. I tell you what man, you take sex toys outta the world and you watch the suicide rate fucking jump up.
Speaker 0 00:13:18 I can tell you I'd meet every woman I'd ever met would be 10 times more, a hundred times happier. Yeah. I was talking to a girl also as I talked to every woman about fucking dildos and vibrators. Because why not? Who had said, she's like, you don't like, I mean, I obviously knew this. I'm not a fucking idiot, but she's like, it's, it's, it's like we are playing with fucking crayons. Right. And the dildo is playing with pastels and oils. Like I know what you
Speaker 1 00:13:48 Mean. Like watercolors and everything. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:13:50 You can't compare it. We are, we are, we are children with crayons, <laugh>. Whereas the dildo, it's, yo, you can't, we can't do that. I,
Speaker 1 00:13:57 I, when I was in school once, I heard a very similar saying, but it was from a kid. We must have been what? 16? Yeah. And he sounded so self-conscious, like he was competing against the dildo. <laugh>. Like it's us versus them and Yeah. Yeah. And someone was
Speaker 0 00:14:12 Us versus ai.
Speaker 1 00:14:13 Oh, this guy was so intense. Like everything was just had to be a peak or it was nothing. But anyway, he was like, yeah, but chicks, you know, the real thing. Nothing competes, you know, we're okay boys. I'm like, no one said we weren't okay, but okay, <laugh>
Speaker 0 00:14:25 Like, you're wrong actually. But hey, like they, they still want to talk to someone. That's the thing. If women didn't want to talk afterwards, the dildos would win the war.
Speaker 1 00:14:33 Wait till the AI gets put in them though.
Speaker 0 00:14:35 Uh, yeah. You imagine. Who do you
Speaker 1 00:14:37 Think, who do you think's gonna be put off by the opposite sex first with AI coming in, let's say? Because you know, you've seen, if you've seen the film her with what?
Speaker 0 00:14:45 Yes.
Speaker 1 00:14:45 Yes, I have. That's essentially what's gonna fucking happen. That it's already in the development of some sorts. Right? Yeah. But who do you think is gonna go for? Is it the men that's gonna instantly go for the female? Or would the women, you know, veer towards, you know, that version of ai? I think it would be the men do. 'cause we're so sex crave and we love men need a lot of attention, I find and get lonely. I think you'll find the men separating if it comes down to that first.
Speaker 0 00:15:08 I think it's happening already. You think in countries like, like Japan
Speaker 1 00:15:12 And, oh shit. That's a good, yeah,
Speaker 0 00:15:14 I think it's happening, right? Where the men just are like, they want to fuck something and they want them to just do, some dudes are like that. Like they wanna get the sex and just, I want you to serve me. Make me dinner. Tell me I'm the greatest thing in the world. I think the men and the women will be sitting there going, wait a second, ladies, we fucked up. Like, oh shit. We should have not said anything. Yeah. However, there are men in the world like myself mm-hmm. <affirmative>. And I feel like you are similar. I'm not someone who wants to be told what to do. No. But I enjoy the banter. Like if someone told me like a robot was like, you're the, you are the best cock I've ever had. I'd be like, you're a liar. Are a fucking liar.
Speaker 1 00:15:55 I'll be like, oh, great. They've been listening to my, you know, phone calls and I've clearly been saying, I wish someone would say this to me, <laugh>. And they're like, I swear you're the greatest sex. It's like, yeah. Something shit like that
Speaker 0 00:16:06 The first time would be nice. The first time that Yeah, bitch, I, that's right. You got that good dick,
Speaker 1 00:16:11 Man. I'm worried. What happens if like, so you obviously know people. You got these life-sized dolls, right? Yeah. And you got, you look at the stuff from the, because it's coming out, I think it's m i t I think it's something like that. Boston, one
Speaker 0 00:16:21 Of those fucking schools,
Speaker 1 00:16:22 They do the robot stuff, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now picture that you take that technology, you put it in the rubberized shit, you check AI on top of it, and you just make it purely a sexual thing. Watch what that will do with to society. Like, it'll,
Speaker 0 00:16:35 It'll
Speaker 1 00:16:36 Both male and sex, you know, female sexist men.
Speaker 0 00:16:38 If you built a robot, that was the perfect man, right? I don't think there'd be a woman who could, they would figure out a way to make him imperfect. Or the robot would go against his own motherboard and just be like, bitch, I'm fucking sick of this shit. <laugh>. I wanna order pizza tonight. <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:16:54 You know what I mean? It'd be the first recorded suicide of an AO technology.
Speaker 0 00:16:58 I would be sitting there with the fucking, he would tie the microphone cord around his neck and go, this bitch is driving me crazy <laugh>. And I think a man, unless you're the like, I think it's gonna help men who can't get any women.
Speaker 1 00:17:10 Yeah. There's, there is obviously that Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:17:12 Like the incel, like there'll be less school shootings. Yeah. 'cause they'll have this thing that just worships them.
Speaker 1 00:17:16 You know, what, you might could be fucking Right.
Speaker 0 00:17:19 It would be the greatest thing as far as that goes.
Speaker 1 00:17:21 Yeah. 'cause I got a feeling a lot of the mentally ill of extremely lonely. And if you have something, of course, completely tailored to you both sexually and like, you know, emotionally like that, fuck that's gonna change. My concern here is right to whether you're into men, men and women, whatever the fuck you're into. Right? Yeah. It takes an effort to go out and put yourself out there and be confident and try and show the best version of you. And even if it's just snacks, if it's just fucking for relationship purposes. Right? Right. You have to really put effort into it. Yeah. You fucking chuck these little, uh, terminated sex robots, ai, whatever things. And there's no effort. Like, people are gonna be even lazier than they already, I think today.
Speaker 0 00:18:00 Well, you have that with internet dating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have the yo the swiping the fucking, uh, I don't like Nope. Nope. And the worst is when you connect. Mm-hmm. And no one writes to anybody. Or someone writes and they don't respond. Or you have two messages and then that's it. It's like, what did you die?
Speaker 1 00:18:16 It is a weird, well, I guess there's no, that's not too dissimilar from a bar though. If you think about it, sometimes you go to a chick, you have a quick conversation, you just know it's not
Speaker 0 00:18:23 Happening. But there is also the sense of urgency in a bar where you're like, yeah, that's true. You're like, I like, I gotta make this fucking happen. She doesn't walk away. She don't walk away right now.
Speaker 1 00:18:31 Also, the bar's closed as well. So you gotta, you only got that. Yeah, I get that. I get that.
Speaker 0 00:18:36 You know.
Speaker 1 00:18:37 But,
Speaker 0 00:18:38 But like do, I don't think, and maybe this is me being a, you know, a a an optimist, which is rare. I don't think, I think people will always crave human, like meeting someone in person, even if it's just forget sexual. It's just an encounter. It does something to you a hundred
Speaker 1 00:18:59 Percent. Like there's a physiological kind of like chemical kind of thing going on when, especially when you see hundred percent, you lock eyes to someone you know, you like them, they like you.
Speaker 0 00:19:06 Oh, is there any better feeling?
Speaker 1 00:19:08 Probably not.
Speaker 0 00:19:09 No. Or
Speaker 1 00:19:10 A rim job? Probably. But <laugh> apart from that, you know, that's pro that's up there.
Speaker 0 00:19:15 You know. Um, I wouldn't dare put any woman near my asshole at the fear of one homicide.
Speaker 1 00:19:25 What do you mean? In
Speaker 0 00:19:26 What sense? That I'd end up killing someone. Oh fuck. <laugh>. And you know, just by accident. Right. They'd die. And two, just 'cause it'd be pure cruelty.
Speaker 1 00:19:35 How about go to the doctor, thought out whatever the fuck's going on there that's gonna kill someone.
Speaker 0 00:19:40 It's, it's my asshole. That's what it is. It's not exactly, I don't fucking trim it up and go, I'm gonna show someone my asshole tonight. Maybe
Speaker 1 00:19:46 You should though.
Speaker 0 00:19:47 Why would I do that?
Speaker 1 00:19:48 'cause it opens you up to the possibility of saying, Hey, you know what? I haven't, haven't had a rim job in a while about I do you a favor. You do me one. You know, <laugh>. Like, I don't worry. Like, don't worry, love. I've prepped <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:19:59 You know what? You may need an ai fuck robot. Because I think if you say that to a woman in a bar, she'll have you arrested or killed.
Speaker 1 00:20:06 I'm talking like a partner. You're not gonna do a fucking bar.
Speaker 0 00:20:09 Oh, you're saying like a girlfriend. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:20:10 Like, you know,
Speaker 0 00:20:11 At that point maybe. But I'm like, you have to break the ice. How, how, okay. You're dating someone, right. If you're dating someone. Right. Hypothetically, you <laugh>, how early into the relationship do you have to say to them, you think off the bat or way later that like, Hey look, I like getting my asshole licked
Speaker 1 00:20:29 Within three months.
Speaker 0 00:20:31 Really? I think that's late.
Speaker 1 00:20:32 Late. I think
Speaker 0 00:20:33 You should I say within
Speaker 1 00:20:34 Three months. Not like, oh,
Speaker 0 00:20:35 So it could be three weeks. It could be two.
Speaker 1 00:20:37 Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:20:37 Yeah. I think that's fair.
Speaker 1 00:20:39 I think it's a bit weird if you wait after three months and all of a sudden you're like, yeah, I'm really into it. I just didn't tell <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:20:43 It's like, I didn't wanna tell you, but I fucking love getting
Speaker 1 00:20:45 My ass. Yeah. And it's been too long since I had it. I'm just getting the urge like Yeah, I can see. Yeah. It's not gonna go down well. But
Speaker 0 00:20:51 A lot of relationships, they fail because of that.
Speaker 1 00:20:53 You mean what's in? 'cause they don't express,
Speaker 0 00:20:54 They never, they never say what they really like. But that's
Speaker 1 00:20:57 Why it brings me back to that whole point of being in the, the Museum of Sex as well. Like, you know, you got people that are so like, uncomfortable around sexual stuff and it's just like, why?
Speaker 0 00:21:05 Then? Why did they walk in there? You think
Speaker 1 00:21:07 That's, that's what makes me curious. Maybe they're like, you know, you get those, those people that're like, oh, should we just go share this? It'll be funny, make funny. But really they're like the little pervs. They just don't wanna fucking admit it. They want to see some dildos and all the mate, the shit in there was fu it was like, it was like a playground for me. They literally had like games you could play. There was one you had to like put your hand in this like fake vagina and spin this fucking thing as fast as possible. Simulating, you know, climaxing and if you won it. That's how I won that little fucking boob thing for you. So,
Speaker 0 00:21:35 Oh, you won that? Yeah, I won it, man. Oh, so you made, you made the machine come
Speaker 1 00:21:38 Close enough. Yeah. <laugh>. It didn't, it didn't hit long.
Speaker 0 00:21:41 It didn't
Speaker 1 00:21:41 Hit all the way and it made me feel really bad. I was like, I can't even make a fucking machine fucking come <laugh>
Speaker 0 00:21:46 You. The, the machine was like, here, here. It's okay. I think
Speaker 1 00:21:50 It gave me a You tried, I think it was a, yeah. Yeah. It was like a, you know, you did, you did your best kind of prize.
Speaker 0 00:21:55 <laugh>. I want to go now. I want to. I've been to the Museum of Sex, but I haven't been in years. I want to go now and try to make the machine come.
Speaker 1 00:22:00 I think you should go there on some sort of psychedelic though. 'cause there's kind of trippy in there. Dude. They got like a whole mirror room. They got this whole like, epileptic kind of thing going on. But
Speaker 0 00:22:08 If I saw all the dicks everywhere and all like the fake pussies, I think I'd get, I'd get a little like, uh,
Speaker 1 00:22:13 Either that would rest. If you're sha in a fucking
Speaker 0 00:22:16 <laugh>, I would end up fucking that machine by accident.
Speaker 1 00:22:18 Yeah. No. If you are in New York, I highly recommend it. 'cause it's pretty fucking interesting historically as well. And you know, good laugh if you're a couple as well. Bet you go home and have the best sex of your life. I have to go in there as well.
Speaker 0 00:22:30 Or, or you'll, you know what? Forget even best sex. You may have a really good, honest conversation of like, Hey, look, I've never told you this, but I like being tied up and choked and, you know, I want a dildo on me or whatever. Um, and they're men who think that sex toys are the enemy are so dumb. Yo, a sex. I, yo if you gave me a vibrator, boom, I'll use it on you and done. My job is three quarters. It's like, why would I build a house without a hammer? See, that's not like, I, I it's way easier.
Speaker 1 00:23:01 That's not where I thought you were gonna go with that sentence. Oh, what did you think? I was, you like, I'll use it on you then I'll use it on me. <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:23:06 No, no, no. That's what you want.
Speaker 1 00:23:08 I probably fucking would. Yeah. Like, fuck it. It's here. Let's go. You make
Speaker 0 00:23:11 Her come and you're like, all right, that's my turn. Oh, she's
Speaker 1 00:23:13 Looking
Speaker 0 00:23:13 At you like, what, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 00:23:17 Go on tit for tat type thing.
Speaker 0 00:23:19 Let's go
Speaker 1 00:23:20 <laugh>. But speaking of which though. Yeah, no, it is like yourself. It, it needs some preparation. If anyone's ever even on the female part as well. Preparation is very much, uh, appreciated when it comes to anal lingus. If that's any advice to anyone. Wow.
Speaker 0 00:23:37 Look at that. We have, uh, a doctor here with us.
Speaker 1 00:23:40 <laugh>, I've referred to it properly as well.
Speaker 0 00:23:43 Anal cunnilingus.
Speaker 1 00:23:44 Correct? Yes. Yes.
Speaker 0 00:23:45 Isn't it called? Um, isn't it anal Lingus wouldn't that would be the,
Speaker 1 00:23:49 Is that actually a word? I
Speaker 0 00:23:50 Don't know.
Speaker 1 00:23:51 It's no, no point asking me. 'cause I'm fucking illiterate. So, but I quite like anal Lingus.
Speaker 0 00:23:56 Anal Lingus. Yeah. Anal Lingus. It's a fucking
Speaker 1 00:23:58 Mouthful.
Speaker 0 00:23:58 It would. Yeah. But it's better than saying anal cual Lingus. I mean, I Do you call it Cual Lingus? Is that Fuck No. So you say like, eating pussy. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:24:05 Or eating ass. Yeah,
Speaker 0 00:24:06 That's what he should say. Okay. I,
Speaker 1 00:24:07 Yeah. No, but it's, it's, you sound so posh when you say cual Lingus. You know,
Speaker 0 00:24:11 You sound like you've never did Cual Lingus <laugh>. If someone, if, if a girl said to me, I want you to perform Cual Lingus, I'd go, I want you to leave.
Speaker 1 00:24:20 I'd be so fucking turned odd. I, I
Speaker 0 00:24:22 Turned on
Speaker 1 00:24:22 Hell. Yeah. No one's ever said that to me before. Well, think about it. And she does it with a stern, like, you know, you're gonna do this.
Speaker 0 00:24:30 And is she over, was she born before or after the Titanic? <laugh>. <laugh>. Because no one else is using that fucking word.
Speaker 1 00:24:38 Next. She'll be like, oh, we're courting and all that stuff like that. Oh, mate.
Speaker 0 00:24:42 Dude. Okay. So let me ask you this. Do you, this has become like a sex podcast. I'm sorry guys. Whenever we don't know
Speaker 1 00:24:47 What we're doing. Whenever I'm on it is probably, uh,
Speaker 0 00:24:49 It is, uh, we, we were trying to figure out what the fuck this is. I'm, I'm really trying, but this is fun conversation and we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1 00:24:56 I do promise it will not always be about sex. No,
Speaker 0 00:24:58 But there's, we did bring up movies. We did bring up some movies.
Speaker 1 00:25:01 We did bring up movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. We, yeah.
Speaker 0 00:25:03 Um, would you, do you, I, I was talking to someone about this also. Someone, what is your go-to word for like a vagina? Like would you call it a pussy or a vagina? And do you prefer how a woman refers to it? I
Speaker 1 00:25:16 Struggle with that one. I don't like saying pussy. Really? Really? I feel
Speaker 0 00:25:19 Like I love that word.
Speaker 1 00:25:20 I feel like a twat, like an an idiot. Like,
Speaker 0 00:25:23 I wanna lick your pussy. You wouldn't say, you'd say, I wanna lick your vagina.
Speaker 1 00:25:25 No. Just like, I don't know. I fluctuate between it. Okay. I usually, I try to, funnily I actually try to avoid saying it. I say, do you want me to eat you out? That's what I say. That's
Speaker 0 00:25:33 A good way to do it too, because
Speaker 1 00:25:35 Vagina, you sound like an idiot.
Speaker 0 00:25:37 Now what if you're sexting with someone?
Speaker 1 00:25:40 Do you want me to eat you out?
Speaker 0 00:25:43 <laugh>. Okay, but what if it's like, I want your head to go down and kiss me, you know, down my navel or,
Speaker 1 00:25:48 Yeah. That's probably when I end up saying something like, but man, I dunno why I just, when I say the word pussy, I just feel like those jocks that go to fucking the fraternities and knuckle drag is like, yeah, I love pussy, man. I'm like, oh my
Speaker 0 00:26:00 God. I mean, when you say it like that, it makes me sound like a knuckle fucking dragger. <laugh>. But
Speaker 1 00:26:04 Yeah,
Speaker 0 00:26:05 I don't know. I pussy like, I think it's a nice word. There's something nice about pussy. I, I've dated girls who've, who don't like that word. Most of 'em don't, but most of 'em are like, oh, vagina. Like, I want you to eat my va vagina. I, I don't love that though. I feel like I'm going to the doctor. Have
Speaker 1 00:26:17 You ever met a chick that like, never refers to her as a vagina or person? Has like a cutesy kind of name
Speaker 0 00:26:23 That's scary. Oh yeah. That sounds like that.
Speaker 1 00:26:25 Now that's freaky.
Speaker 0 00:26:25 That sounds like she's got some shit that she hasn't dealt with.
Speaker 1 00:26:28 I've seen, I've met, sorry. Two of them.
Speaker 0 00:26:30 Well, what did they say? They were like, they were like, I wonder they
Speaker 1 00:26:33 Had, they had really like my VIII or something like that. Like, I can't remember what it was. Dude. It was something that made, it made my fucking cock shrivel in my body so fucking quick. I was just like, nah, you're all right. Like a Gigi for Gigi over JJ and stuff like that. The
Speaker 0 00:26:48 Jj what are we seven? Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:26:50 Some, apparently it's more common than I, I realized apparently some women have like specific names for their vaginas.
Speaker 0 00:26:56 Like a, like a like an actual name? Yeah. Like,
Speaker 1 00:26:58 Like, oh, you know, not Dorothy, but like, well there's Dorothy. You know, it's not quite as sexy as that, but if you had to name your cock, like it'd just be stupid. It's like, oh, you do, you wanna, you wanna suck Mickey? Who the fuck's Mickey? Mickey the cock. Like,
Speaker 0 00:27:12 The only way I'd ever lick a vagina that had to name it. It'd have to be Sheila. I feel like Sheila has got a character. Do
Speaker 1 00:27:17 You sound like a 40 year old stripper <laugh>?
Speaker 0 00:27:19 That's exactly why. Like, let, Hey, hey baby. Let's see what Sheila's up to tonight. Let me see it.
Speaker 1 00:27:25 Hey, is Sheila working tonight? <laugh> is Sheila. She, it's like that scene from, uh, the Adam Sandler film with the chick. Which one? That was my, that's my boy. Oh,
Speaker 0 00:27:36 I see. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:27:37 That was actually not a bad one.
Speaker 0 00:27:39 That was one of my, actually one of the few that I actually, I really liked of
Speaker 1 00:27:41 His new ones. Yeah. Like it had a little like, taste of the old one, but people thought it was like moronic and it,
Speaker 0 00:27:46 It is moronic. It's great.
Speaker 1 00:27:47 It's, but like, do they not realize the other stuff was extremely moronic as well?
Speaker 0 00:27:51 I mean, happy Gilmore was moronic. Billy Madison was moronic, but it was the
Speaker 1 00:27:54 Water boy dude
Speaker 0 00:27:55 Completely moronic. That
Speaker 1 00:27:57 Was like him literally playing as a, like a handicapped, like retarded person. He was retarded. But like, it was like, do you do that today? You are in so much
Speaker 0 00:28:04 Trouble. You would never get away with that. Never. Yeah. But he's, I mean, those movies are classics. Um, and you know, he's playing basketball in the city all the time now. He was with j Cole playing Ball in New York. Oh shit. At Lower East Side. Yeah. Where does he live?
Speaker 1 00:28:16 Around
Speaker 0 00:28:16 Here? Who? Sandler. Yeah. Sandler. I mean, when I, when he calls me, I'll let you know. I don't fucking know where he lives, dude.
Speaker 1 00:28:22 I'm just saying like, sometimes you know who certain celebrities live, like,
Speaker 0 00:28:25 Probably downtown and Soho like,
Speaker 1 00:28:26 You know, de Niro probably lives
Speaker 0 00:28:28 Downtown. He lives in Tribeca. That's what I was gonna say. Yeah. Yeah. I just,
Speaker 1 00:28:30 I, how do I know that sometimes you just know where celebrities live, you know, in
Speaker 0 00:28:34 La I hate that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:28:35 You know, in LA
Speaker 0 00:28:35 Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:28:36 Certain celebrities live in certain areas, you just know it.
Speaker 0 00:28:40 Yes, but I mean, but LA is the, the, the land of the stars. Yeah. They're either in Malibu or in their Beverly Hills or Bel Air too. Shit.
Speaker 1 00:28:50 You know what I mean?
Speaker 0 00:28:51 They're not gonna live in Hollywood.
Speaker 1 00:28:52 No, you're not Exactly. Gonna get 'em in Woodland Hills or
Speaker 0 00:28:55 Absolutely not. Unless you're some fucking B-list soap opera store. Then
Speaker 1 00:28:58 Again, I think Joe Rogan actually lived in Woodland Hills as well,
Speaker 0 00:29:01 Or around he lived in the Valley. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:29:02 Somewhere in Encino.
Speaker 0 00:29:03 Somewhere in the valley. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:29:04 Anyway, off the topic, I think it's, I just find it interesting to know, like when you're living, you know, near a celebrities kind of thing, someone you admire, like, wow, that motherfucker lives around here. This is what he sees when he wakes up. You know, like that's his kind of environment.
Speaker 0 00:29:17 That is true. Yeah. I mean, but the thing is, in Manhattan it's all the same. If that makes any sense. Like walking outta your house in Malibu and walking out in Hollywood, it's a different environment. In Manhattan, it's like, alright, if you're on the Upper East Side or you're on the lower e uh, lower East Side, you just have different types of people. Sure. The buildings are a little different, but for the most part, it's all Metropolis
Speaker 1 00:29:38 Mansion in Malibu or Highrise New York.
Speaker 0 00:29:41 Oh, that's tough. Dude, that's really tough.
Speaker 1 00:29:43 That is tough because there's, you know, there's not one who's better than the other. For sure.
Speaker 0 00:29:48 A high rise in New York would be to me, like the ultimate as a New Yorker, like the ultimate. Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:29:52 That's okay. Asking you. I understand that.
Speaker 0 00:29:54 To look down on the peasants, like that would be nice. Finally,
Speaker 1 00:29:57 I'm amongst the, I'm above them all.
Speaker 0 00:29:59 Alfred. Alfred, do me a favor, spit on the next guy walking by <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:30:03 Oh my God. Spit on, throw the latrine bucket over. Please, please.
Speaker 0 00:30:07 He's, he's, he's contaminating our
Speaker 1 00:30:09 Air. I do wonder how really rich people look at people like us.
Speaker 0 00:30:13 I'm sure they'd go, that's really cute. They, he's working at, he's, he's, do you
Speaker 1 00:30:16 Think that he's come out like out of their high rises right now in Central Park and they're like, I'm gonna mi mix with the, you know, the
Speaker 0 00:30:23 A hundred. Like, oh, sh Cindy, Cindy. You wouldn't believe what I did today. I actually took the train with the heathens. I
Speaker 1 00:30:30 Shook, shook one's hand. Ugh. And I didn't fall off
Speaker 0 00:30:36 The legit dude. They definitely do. Like you. I, I went into McDonald's today. You wouldn't
Speaker 1 00:30:42 Believe it. I didn't order anything. I just, I was there. Thank God
Speaker 0 00:30:44 They got rid of all those people. Now they have machines taking orders, like humans, less
Speaker 1 00:30:49 Interaction with them. Ugh. But, 'cause I remember when I was, I was in London once and I was, um, working on a construction site. Oh boy. And we were, we were working in a really nice part of London. Yeah. This is like where footballers would buy houses or they'd buy their girlfriend's houses to be, you know, away and stuff. It was a nice part of London. Yeah. And all the builders used to say, all the chicks are honey, love a bit of rough. And I'm like, what do you mean little bit rough? They're like, oh, they like blue collar. They find it fun when like a, you know, they come from, you know, the Ivy League kind of stuff and all the fancy, and they like mess with the kind of, you know, rough and tough kind of thing. They find it exhilarating. And I think it's kind of cool in some ways.
Speaker 0 00:31:26 Growing up, when I, I worked blue collar now growing up, I thought that's what a woman would like, like a guy in a fucking wife beater who like had some muscles. I learned the hard way that No, it's a big fucking wallet. Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:31:40 Yeah. From a, but this is what I should clarify. They wanted for, you know, the side.
Speaker 0 00:31:44 Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:31:44 Fun. Not, not for marriage, like we're talking. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:31:47 They want their, their skinny tech boyfriend or husband to pay, write the checks, provide, and then they can go fuck the construction worker. Or maybe not construction worker, but
Speaker 1 00:31:55 Maybe the artist or like
Speaker 0 00:31:57 Something the fitness trainer. It's usually
Speaker 1 00:31:58 The fun stuff. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:32:00 Like you, you've seen the Notebook. Right.
Speaker 1 00:32:02 Which one's that
Speaker 0 00:32:03 With Rachel McAdams. Ryan Gosling. A long time. What do you want? What do you want?
Speaker 1 00:32:06 Fucking the guy from Entourage was in there. E the guy that played
Speaker 0 00:32:11 E Yes, yes. He was. He was. Oh man. So
Speaker 1 00:32:14 I remember that one. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:32:15 In that movie, she has the choice of going with Ryan Gosling, who's a blue collar guy who doesn't have much, but he, he ends up buying the house that she said she originally wanted when they were dating and, you know, whatever, whatever. But he wasn't an rich guy. Or she could have ended up marrying into this fucking prestigious family. She should
Speaker 1 00:32:30 Have married into the prestigious family.
Speaker 0 00:32:31 <laugh>. That's, she should have. She's a fucking idiot. The mother though. The mother was like, I was in this, she's from fucking New Orleans. Just like I used to do this. And, and she drove by a construction site and she goes, you see that man? Yeah. I was in love with that man before, you know, right before I, I met your father at the same time. I remember this film now. Yeah. And she's like, I don't even know who that guy is, but I loved him so much and it was like the idea of do you go, where do you go?
Speaker 1 00:32:51 All your mind type thing. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 0 00:32:53 Or your pussy,
Speaker 1 00:32:54 All that. Yeah. Yeah. But,
Speaker 0 00:32:55 But I think women would enjoy that, but they don't wanna spend their life with that. Well,
Speaker 1 00:33:02 I guess it's the same for men though, as well. Like most, you know, typical men don't really, they can't handle like a, a wild woman. Most men can't. They just want something kind of quiet and simple, but they fantasize the wild, you know, like the, the strippers of the world and the, you know, just gorgeous things. But it's like they don't necessarily want to have it the whole time. Does that make sense? They, they want safety as much as the women do.
Speaker 0 00:33:30 Yeah. I would have to agree with that. I think that's valid because I think men are more willing to make the mistake.
Speaker 1 00:33:38 Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:33:39 I think women go like, all right, I'm not gonna, I know better. Like for my future, women are smarter and they think ahead of going good, this guy's not gonna fuck me. Right. But I know I will be secure. Whereas a men will be like, she's a, a hooker, but I can change her. Yeah. Where a woman's like this is, I I, I'll fuck this guy. Anyway,
Speaker 1 00:33:57 I think that's the whole white knights. I You ever met any white knights? You, you know the term white knight?
Speaker 0 00:34:03 Yeah. Who tries to like, save the girl? Oh,
Speaker 1 00:34:04 There's always a guy that's like trying to save this broken girl. And
Speaker 0 00:34:07 I've been there,
Speaker 1 00:34:09 Man. I, I feel sorry for these guys. I think they've evolved into the modern day simps now. I think that's where they, they technically are or whatever they're, but there's this one guy just fawning over this woman that clearly is not good for him.
Speaker 0 00:34:20 It's terrible. And she'll, and there's some bad women who will take advantage and there's some that'll be like, look, of course I'm not talking to you anymore. Yeah. You need to, I'm not good for you. But I
Speaker 1 00:34:28 Like, I wonder what like, goes through their head like, you know what, I have to be the, I have to be the hero today. Like,
Speaker 0 00:34:33 I think that's that common. I think women have that too, where they're like, I I can change him.
Speaker 1 00:34:37 They Yeah,
Speaker 0 00:34:38 But they have it way earlier. They don't have it during the marriage stage. Like, a man will marry a girl like that.
Speaker 1 00:34:42 This is true.
Speaker 0 00:34:43 You know,
Speaker 1 00:34:43 I think men are so much quicker to rush into things because we're lustful, we are just so, we, we work off of instinct. Yes. Which is like boom. Which is not always good.
Speaker 0 00:34:54 No, it's terrible. It's great
Speaker 1 00:34:55 If you need to get things done quickly. Yeah. May not be efficiently, but quickly. Whereas, whereas like you said, women are, if women were as tall and as strong as men, they'd fucking rule as fucking this. They think things so much more clearly than we do.
Speaker 0 00:35:08 They're, they're smarter. I I, I truly believe that. I think that in, in the sense of like, of, of the maneuvering through life, uh, as far as making the, just, just seeing the bigger picture where men is like, it's way, it's way more like tunnel vision. Like you see a beautiful girl and you're like, that's it. Like this is it. Yeah. Um, let's,
Speaker 1 00:35:30 Let's breed And <laugh> like,
Speaker 0 00:35:31 Yeah, I I'm gonna handle this. I don't know how I'm gonna handle it. Where a woman's like, I don't, I don't know about this one. No.
Speaker 1 00:35:36 But to be, if I was to be a, you know, grow, go back and somehow be a woman, I would, I don't blame these chick for getting safety for some man in terms of money life.
Speaker 0 00:35:46 I think it's really smart.
Speaker 1 00:35:47 Well, yeah. 'cause your life is literally, it's like this little fat thing right here. Like Yeah. Imagine he didn't get such a nice home and food and stuff. Like he's done. It's such a bad analogy to refer to as a dog. <laugh>. No
Speaker 0 00:35:58 Women, her animals.
Speaker 1 00:35:59 Sorry. Don't fucking see that. Oh my God.
Speaker 0 00:36:02 No, I get what you're saying. But also, I mean, look there, women can handle the, their i i hundred percent women can work and do everything that you,
Speaker 1 00:36:08 I was saying if I was a woman, that's
Speaker 0 00:36:09 What I, if I was a woman, I wouldn't work a day in my life. I'd find the richest guy I can and I would make sure I didn't sign a prenup and I'd fuck my gym trainer when he divorced me. I'd take half and that'd be it.
Speaker 1 00:36:20 Fair belief. <laugh>, that's a fucking, that's, that was a great, like if you, if I was your career counselor right now, I'd be like, fucking good.
Speaker 0 00:36:26 It's a solid move. My, my guidance counselor would've been thrilled. Now
Speaker 1 00:36:29 Imagine you're a guide turnup that you're gonna get laughed out the fucking wrong.
Speaker 0 00:36:32 Oh no, you, that'd be terrible. They'd be like, oh, you wanna,
Speaker 1 00:36:34 How is that, that's an interesting thing though. Like how it's okay, it's socially acceptable for a woman to do that. Yeah. But not a man.
Speaker 0 00:36:42 Yeah. You always, you always look at the guy like, ah, that poor bastard. Um, however, like you could say that. No, no. I mean,
Speaker 1 00:36:47 It says like, you see some, you know, these guys who date these old women with money in the sense of, you know, they're waiting for 'em to pass away and stuff. Like I would, how is one more culturally acceptable than the other? Like, mate, if I told you right now I'm dating an 80 year old fucking, you know, widow of some producers, whatever, whatever. Lots of money. Yeah. You're gonna look at me like, mate, you don't love her, but I've, you know,
Speaker 0 00:37:14 I'd be very proud of you <laugh>. I appreciate that. I'd be like, you know what, good for you man. I said, she got an oxygen tank, she'll be dead in a couple months. Good for you. Way to way to get it.
Speaker 1 00:37:23 You got that one just the right time. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:37:25 Like you really hit the lottery. It's hitting the lottery. Oh my. I would do the same. I would do the same, but look, wheel this bitch around for a couple months. Give her the time for life. You know, give her some dick here and there. Or not, you don't even have to, you just whip it out and, you know, rest it on the wheelchair arm.
Speaker 1 00:37:38 Would you do it for free?
Speaker 0 00:37:40 What do you mean?
Speaker 1 00:37:41 Let's say this wealthy woman just, just
Speaker 0 00:37:44 Pity fucking 85 year old. She,
Speaker 1 00:37:45 She's gonna go and you could make the last few weeks of her life magical. Would you just do it for the pure, like, you know, goodness,
Speaker 0 00:37:54 Hard knowing that I helped someone in their last moments,
Speaker 1 00:37:56 Let's say like, they were just so lonely. And that was the highlight of the last 20 years of their life was just to have a young fucking stud turn up and just avish what's left of her body.
Speaker 0 00:38:06 I would, but my only concern would be that I'd whip my dick out and she'd be like, <laugh>, I picked the wrong guy. It's
Speaker 1 00:38:11 Like, wow, I didn't think I could get any more
Speaker 0 00:38:13 Depressed. <laugh>. It's like, I thought you were 20, not nine months old. You fucking baby dick <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:38:18 Oh my God. I would do it though in my, I would do it. I
Speaker 0 00:38:22 Maybe, I mean, I do everything for a good story. So I think possibly I'd be like, you know what, fuck it.
Speaker 1 00:38:27 Yeah. I guess plus you, I was gonna say it was one of those stories you could tell your kids. You're probably not gonna tell your kids that story, but, um, like
Speaker 0 00:38:35 I would on my deathbed, I'd want my kids to know everything
Speaker 1 00:38:38 That well. Yeah. That's it's funny is you say that 'cause I actually do agree, so I don't know why you are. Right. I, if I, when I have kids
Speaker 0 00:38:45 In due time, in due
Speaker 1 00:38:46 Time, a decade or so, <laugh>, it would be cool to actually fucking just talk to them freely about their stuff. Not in the hopes of making them want to do it themselves, but just to like know that, you know, you're also a person who's done some crazy shit themselves. <laugh> I think, I think your child actually respect you more if he, if he knew that
Speaker 0 00:39:02 My dad told me everything. Yeah. And there are certain things I wish I didn't know. However, I wish he would've told it to me a little later.
Speaker 1 00:39:09 Okay, well now you've know that though. And you can pass that on if, should it happen as well? Yeah. Maybe not tell him at 10 years old about whatever happened, you know?
Speaker 0 00:39:18 Yeah. No, no. He told me like, when I lost my virginity, like this was like one of those things as the thing is as a father, if I, I lost my virginity where we've spoke about this when I was 12. Right. And my dad found out pretty much right after,
Speaker 1 00:39:32 Like literally right after
Speaker 0 00:39:33 Like days after. Okay. And he went Good for you. Like good for you, but I'm proud of you. And I would probably do the same, but I also look at a 12 year old now. Maybe I sound like a total bitch. I'd be like, are you all right? Are you okay? No,
Speaker 1 00:39:47 You're doing the right. That's definitely the right, that's definitely the right thing. What you're saying there, <laugh>,
Speaker 0 00:39:50 And maybe it's 'cause 12,
Speaker 1 00:39:51 12 is young,
Speaker 0 00:39:52 Bro. Dude, I was, I was the coolest kid. I mean, I was very cool amongst my friends who were like dogs. I mean, and then after that, I didn't fuck all my friends started fucking at 14 and no one was fucking me. 'cause I looked like I looked like this dog sitting next to me. But that was the thing, I I, I didn't get any for a long time after that. But in the moment I was cool as shit. And then as I got older, I was like, eh,
Speaker 1 00:40:15 You are probably the youngest person I know who's lost
Speaker 0 00:40:17 In terms of I've never met anyone who's lost it earlier. Who hasn't been like molested.
Speaker 1 00:40:21 Well, yeah, no, fuck.
Speaker 0 00:40:23 Well, I guess, I mean, I don't know if I was, but I'm saying like, you know, like molested molested isn't
Speaker 1 00:40:27 Molested if you
Speaker 0 00:40:27 Enjoyed it or like, I mean, I came, so like that's the thing. Like I plus
Speaker 1 00:40:30 You. Like I don't, whenever we talk about it, I don't hear. He's like sad. You're like, fuck. Yeah. Like it doesn't sound like this traumatic thing. He is like,
Speaker 0 00:40:37 You kind of sound like you loved it Dude. <laugh>, he's like, you
Speaker 1 00:40:39 Literally just to go back to like the saddler films. Like that kid who fucks his, he's like loving life. 'cause he fucks an older teacher and loses Virginia with like 11 or some shit.
Speaker 0 00:40:48 I never understand that when a kid, I mean, unless the teacher goes to AWOL and she's like, I want to have your babies and I love you, like these sick bitches. Right? But if there's a, a teacher who's like, I wanna suck your balls after school. And that's it. Like, don't tell anyone. Why would you tell anyone?
Speaker 1 00:41:02 You're talking about all these real ones right now. Like
Speaker 0 00:41:04 Who, who like, who they like they find out. Like why would you tell you had a great thing going? Have
Speaker 1 00:41:08 You looked at the pictures, what they look like?
Speaker 0 00:41:09 Some of them are hot as
Speaker 1 00:41:10 Shit. What? Fuck, dude. I'm like, why do you have I
Speaker 0 00:41:13 Never, my fucking teachers in school were disgusting.
Speaker 1 00:41:16 Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:41:17 I've never had a hot teacher.
Speaker 1 00:41:19 Yeah. Mine went gray either. So they're fucking discovered. But after a few years they start to look great. You know, when there's no other options, <laugh>, you're like, oh, you know, I can kind of see something.
Speaker 0 00:41:30 That's why you want a fucking 85 year old <laugh>. You know, you're trying to, to live your fucking,
Speaker 1 00:41:33 Hey, what can I, what can I say? You, when you grow up in the Middle East and there's not many people around, stuff starts to look attractive real quick. You're
Speaker 0 00:41:39 Like, Ooh, she's got crow's feet next to her eyes. I like that.
Speaker 1 00:41:42 She smells like an Ashray <laugh>. Oh man. Yeah. Growing up in the Middle East is, doesn't do a service in terms of looking at beautiful people half the time. <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:41:53 I mean, I can't even imagine, bro. Like you, you see an ankle and you may come,
Speaker 1 00:41:57 Oh fuck you see an eyelash and you just, the fucking highlight right there, man. I'm telling you man. Oh
Speaker 0 00:42:01 God, that's terrible.
Speaker 1 00:42:02 <laugh>. It's,
Speaker 0 00:42:02 It's, can you access porn in the Middle East? Like get on Oh,
Speaker 1 00:42:05 You have to get VPNs and all that shit. Like,
Speaker 0 00:42:07 Is it a whole to do or is it easy? Uh,
Speaker 1 00:42:09 Sometimes it is. Yeah. But it, like, it's not, it's not as easy as in the United States. Man, I can fucking whip up.
Speaker 0 00:42:14 We could Yeah. Jerk off right now.
Speaker 1 00:42:16 Literally. It's so accessible in the Middle East. Yeah. Nah, they try to sample that down. But obviously, yeah.
Speaker 0 00:42:20 But jerking off in the Middle East, like when you're alone in your house, you're about to jerk off. Do you feel like you're committing a crime? Does feel a
Speaker 1 00:42:27 Little sketchy at first. Yeah. I
Speaker 0 00:42:28 Cool. If someone finds me now I'm in trouble. Well,
Speaker 1 00:42:30 Not to mention, 'cause they can also trace what, even though you've got v p n, there are ways of finding out, of course, you know, like they could easily, but then again, who's gonna use police resources to say, we've got a 14 year old kid who's discovered porn and he's fucking whacking his dick around until something comes out. We've gotta get it <laugh>. Like
Speaker 0 00:42:47 Swat team comes in
Speaker 1 00:42:48 Literal, just smashes through the fucking window. We got him <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:42:51 Way to go guys.
Speaker 1 00:42:52 What was the material? Uh, horny teachers, anal <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:42:56 85 year olds. Fucking it was hospice porn. Oh
Speaker 1 00:42:59 My God. Well you, I think you've just made a category for porn now.
Speaker 0 00:43:03 Can you imagine hospice like you, I gotta look that up. If there's a hospice category, you
Speaker 1 00:43:08 Don't have to look it
Speaker 0 00:43:08 Up. <laugh> a woman. No, I gotta find out. I gotta find out.
Speaker 1 00:43:12 I do wonder what they watch though, like, older people like, 'cause obviously they know about porn.
Speaker 0 00:43:16 They probably watch the most raunchy shit because they've been so suppressed for most of their lives. They didn't have internet porn and their last days. They're like, let's see what this is about.
Speaker 1 00:43:23 Maybe old people like don't like going to homes 'cause they can't wank off as much.
Speaker 0 00:43:28 Apparently there's a big thing. There's like an epidemic. The men in nursing homes rape the older women.
Speaker 1 00:43:34 What the
Speaker 0 00:43:34 Fuck? Yeah. Because they wanna fuck, they, they'll, they'll go and sneak into people's beds and like their horrible old men that would
Speaker 1 00:43:39 Rape chase. I've ever seen <laugh> get back in lures. It's not gonna exactly be, it'll
Speaker 0 00:43:48 Take a week and a half to get
Speaker 1 00:43:49 You just see the security guard. Just grab it by the shoulder. Just,
Speaker 0 00:43:52 Hey buddy. Hey buddy. Your pacemakers. It's gonna, it's gonna stop. That's
Speaker 1 00:43:56 Already a third strike. Come on now. Like, fuck. You know, that's,
Speaker 0 00:43:59 Oh my God, dude. It's, it happens though. It fucking happens.
Speaker 1 00:44:03 Uh, it happens everywhere and it's fucked up, dude. It's not like there's no, you know. Right.
Speaker 0 00:44:07 It's terrible. Anyone who does anything against someone's will with your body should be taken out and shot. Like, it just is what it is. It's
Speaker 1 00:44:15 Also probably the most like, traumatizing thing that someone can do. Like, literally take control of
Speaker 0 00:44:20 It. You ruined them. You ruined the one pleasure that we have as human beings. Like, sure. Forget everything else. This is a natural pleasure that you're born with and you've taken that, why would you do that to somebody? Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:44:32 I just, there was some sick fuck out there. That's for fucking sure.
Speaker 0 00:44:35 It's fucking crazy, dude. It's crazy that you just, and like, look, I'm not the guy who, when I'm about to have sex with someone and go, do you consent to this? I'll be like, yo, if I feel it, you know, you could feel it and you go, Hey, uh, we don't gotta do anything. You,
Speaker 1 00:44:47 You know, when it's not right. You just, yes. You
Speaker 0 00:44:49 Know this, you could feel the energy.
Speaker 1 00:44:50 There's a lot of things that have to click to, to make you think Okay. In a insane mind. Like, oh, this is what's gonna happen. You know? Even
Speaker 0 00:44:57 Fucked up. I've been like, yo, I've stopped midway. I'm like, look, I, we
Speaker 1 00:45:00 Don't have to do this. I swear I'm more reserved when I'm drunk than I am so busy. Me too. I'm like super cool. Especially like nowadays you just wanna be as, you just don't want anyone to be uncomfortable ever. Like, 'cause you know, even if a dude's fucking uncomfortable 'cause you're kind of in the spot, you're like, fuck, I don't wanna make this chick feel uncomfortable. But at the same time I wanted to like, you know, just, you got to do the move, like you said the other day, like, imagine your ancestors long time ago that had a sword and you're too afraid to talk to a chick or something like that.
Speaker 0 00:45:26 Oh yeah. Like you, your, your ancestors have killed people and fought wars and we're sitting here because of them, because they've killed people. And we, and you can't talk to a woman. Like that's what you're scared of. These people we're fighting fucking saber-tooth tigers. Well,
Speaker 1 00:45:37 Exactly. But this is like, the same thing as like, you, you want to be, you know, forward in the sense that, you know, you can lead the woman something women like to be led by the guy, obviously. Yeah. But you don't wanna come off like, you know, too much total.
Speaker 0 00:45:47 You don't wanna be too much and you don't wanna be a total fucking pussy either.
Speaker 1 00:45:50 It's such a fucking, there's
Speaker 0 00:45:51 Nothing
Speaker 1 00:45:51 Line. Dude. Yo,
Speaker 0 00:45:52 I I, when you go up to a woman, it, it, it's, it, what is she gonna say? Get away from you ugly fuck. And I go, got it. I'll get the fuck away from you.
Speaker 1 00:46:01 Yeah. I think, I think men should go to like schools where they just have that done to them. Literally. They just go up to these people. They, they get about a hundred reps in. They're like, okay, I've had my feeling.
Speaker 0 00:46:09 You need it. It's like anything else, like going on stage, you're gonna get shit on doing comedy. You need that in order to get through and go, all right, I'm still gonna fucking try. You know? Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:46:18 That's No, you go. Good point. I think,
Speaker 0 00:46:20 And I'm being insulted. I personally, it makes me come a little bit. So I mean, I I'm just saying <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:46:25 Yeah. You need to go back to therapy. I swear to fucking God. No. Like, people really don't have to do very much. Like once you've got the average person was a nine to five job. Yeah. Let's say it was a good job. Like one that you would see yourself and once you've gotten past the actual initial, like the scary, like, uh, what's it called? The, um, hiring stage, right? Yeah. After that, how much more risk do you really take? You know, oh, sorry, how much more, how much more risk do you actually take for the average person? And they say like, you know, they don't really put themselves in scenarios.
Speaker 0 00:46:55 They don't, they stay with that job and they, they, they're like, okay, this is good. I, they don't wanna be put in a position where they're rejected, whether it's with your job or anything. These
Speaker 1 00:47:03 Motherfuckers are the ones who've got the money. And this and the, the safety and the security. Those are the ones that are not fucking though. That's the ones who need to be fucking as well. 'cause they are a huge demographic of the population.
Speaker 0 00:47:13 Absolutely. But
Speaker 1 00:47:13 They're too afraid to do. And
Speaker 0 00:47:15 A lot of times people end up in a relationship that they should have probably not ended up in because it was like, oh, they said they wanted to go out and you just stay here because it seems it's okay. We're I'm gonna look for something else. Like, why would I fuck that up? But it's, no, you should, if you're not a hundred percent satisfied, because look, there's a lid for every pot. Yeah. And, but sometimes look, you may get the right lid, but it's also you want a different brand of pot, of, of lid. I mean, or pot, whatever. I know, I know what I mean. Yeah. You know what I'm
Speaker 1 00:47:39 Saying? Yeah, yeah. You know, everyone's got like, you
Speaker 0 00:47:41 Gotta try, even if you're like, look, look, even if you're contemp, but your mind is wandering and you're like, I wanna go cheat, then you need to get outta that.
Speaker 1 00:47:48 Yeah. That puts me on another point, like, is, um, how many people do you know in the modern time who have slept with one person and married to that person still not including your parents. I'm talking our generation.
Speaker 0 00:47:59 No, my parents didn't do that. Oh, okay. Yeah. They, my mom was hoeing <laugh>. My mom was hoeing.
Speaker 1 00:48:03 I I reckon my mom was too. That's, I've gotten older. Like I know where my sex drive comes from. The stories I hear from my mom, like, I'm like, ah, this is gross. I don't wanna fucking hear <laugh> shit. Why? Okay. But it makes sense now where I've got my problems. <laugh>. Yeah. No, but what was I saying just before that?
Speaker 0 00:48:18 Uh, be having sex with one person. Yeah. So
Speaker 1 00:48:21 I know someone who's, you know, high school lovers got married fairly quickly after high school. They've only slept with each other. They've been married for 15. They're, they're our age.
Speaker 0 00:48:31 And are they happy? They're
Speaker 1 00:48:33 Really happy, dude. They're
Speaker 0 00:48:34 Actually happy.
Speaker 1 00:48:35 What? No, they're actually happy, dude. You
Speaker 0 00:48:36 Fucking kidding.
Speaker 1 00:48:37 And I see, and I'm like,
Speaker 0 00:48:39 Ugh,
Speaker 1 00:48:39 Fuck. Like <laugh>. See there I am fucking romanticizing this. You going, eh, <laugh> like that, that sums that somewhere there. Imagine
Speaker 0 00:48:47 Never having sex with anyone else.
Speaker 1 00:48:49 I I spoke to, you know, the guy and I'm like obviously trying to understand his perspective and I, I get it. Like, can you imagine like, you know, that's something they shared with themselves that is special that no one else will, has ever had with they've had with each other. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>, keep your wincing just for a fucking moment behind. Now this is where I was like, like you said, there's a what happens if you marry the yes you love her. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. But sex is wonk.
Speaker 0 00:49:13 I wouldn't marry that person. But
Speaker 1 00:49:15 You're already married and you love her and shit.
Speaker 0 00:49:16 I'd get divorced. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:49:17 Well that's, that's you
Speaker 0 00:49:19 <laugh>. Well, there's no way. Dude, look, my uncle has said to me, there's three things that you'll find in a person. He goes, you'll never get all three, but someone will have your back. Someone will be, he'll be a good mother and someone who you'll have great intimate relationship with. So
Speaker 1 00:49:34 You don't get all three. You said
Speaker 0 00:49:35 He's, you get two of the three. If, and if you're, I mean, I've never met, I, I, maybe, maybe people have found all three, but his thing was always like, chances are you'll get two of the three and you have to figure out what you wanna live with personally.
Speaker 1 00:49:45 Well, it's a good thing. You don't want kids. This,
Speaker 0 00:49:47 I don't want kids, so I know exactly what I want. I want someone who's gonna want to be strange with me intimately and like just go to that place of fucking euphoria and bliss. Yeah. And have my back. Yeah. Um, but some people are okay with having a fucking very bland sex life. But what, like, I think that if you don't, how much do you know about yourself if you've never had sex with anyone else, how much,
Speaker 1 00:50:10 Uh, there's, there's that as well. And it's also the case of like romantic adversity as well. What does that mean in the sense that, you know, most people will go through a love cycle and they'll, they'll end and they'll feel their first proper heartbreak. And then they'll realize, oh, the world's not gonna end just 'cause I'm sad and then life moves on.
Speaker 0 00:50:27 That's it. Like,
Speaker 1 00:50:28 I do wonder like, people who have only been with one person, let's say something happens, you know? Yeah. Not that you wanted to, how would they take it? 'cause they've not had it. They've not had any experience. Like some of us who, you know, we have breakups with girlfriends early on in life. Yeah. And you feel like the world's fucking end in, but you're okay.
Speaker 0 00:50:44 You, you also need to like, yo heartbreak. I've learned more from heartbreak than I've probably learned from anything else. Like you said, like I learned, oh shit, the world isn't gonna be over and there's 7 billion people. I'll be happy again at some point.
Speaker 1 00:50:56 That's the thing. But like, if you're like 40 years old, you'd be married for 20 years, you probably think, oh my God, my life. Oh, well
Speaker 0 00:51:01 Then you'll probably kill yourself. Well, that's why I'm thinking
Speaker 1 00:51:03 Like, it's like shit. That's kind of like a, 'cause you know, there's so many reasons someone might not be with someone after a certain point, whether it's, even if it's death. Like if they were to die, you are like, shit, I have no experience with the opposite sex in any sense. I don't even know what another woman feels like. That is not a good start. That's
Speaker 0 00:51:18 What I'm saying. So then why I, well,
Speaker 1 00:51:19 This is what I tried to bring up to this guy. And he and he didn't care about it. He didn't care. And
Speaker 0 00:51:23 I don't blame him. Well, when one of them dies, they're gonna find out and it's gonna be fucking
Speaker 1 00:51:27 Tragic. Well either that, all those robot ais will be around in times. You'll never have to fucking do it again. You'll
Speaker 0 00:51:31 See him, he'll be like, I have never been happier. <laugh>. This is, she's a
Speaker 1 00:51:35 Better version of her
Speaker 0 00:51:36 <laugh>. This is R two D two, and she gives great head, um, way better than my deceased wife. R I p
Speaker 1 00:51:43 I can't even remember her name. <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:51:46 Who
Speaker 1 00:51:47 Come here. R two. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:51:48 She, we were having missionary all the time and then R two D two came around and really rocked my world.
Speaker 1 00:51:55 Fuck it. Oh man. This thing has literally been about sexy at times. Sex
Speaker 0 00:51:59 Robots has been, this is all we've talked about.
Speaker 1 00:52:01 Fuck, we should take love, death and robots away from fucking, uh, the Netflix and just title the podcast that love
Speaker 0 00:52:06 Death. We should just talk about that all the time. Listen, that'd be great. And we could just have different, we could bring on different dildo machines and like, so have someone test it out.
Speaker 1 00:52:14 I was gonna say like, what do you mean bring, who's gonna test <laugh>
Speaker 0 00:52:16 You? Apparently I'll sit there bicycle riding going, is it in you? Good?
Speaker 1 00:52:21 Oh yeah, it is good. I like
Speaker 0 00:52:23 Very good.
Speaker 1 00:52:24 Oh my god. No, but I think, I think more people, I, this will be the last thing I say about sex. I do think people should talk about it more. I think there should.
Speaker 0 00:52:32 I a hundred percent agree. I think if you're not talking about it, there's something that you are something with yourself that you need to figure out. Especially. Yeah. It, it, it's so when I was younger, sure. Like every other kid, I was super insecure. As I got older, I'm like, yo, this is my dick. This is my body. I like this. Let's experiment. Do you like that? I've never done that. Let's try it. If it, as long as I, it's not completely beyond my threshold, like of like, I wanna fist someone have fist me. I'm like, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. Yeah. Um, but I think that's how it has to be. And I've noticed that my life got progressively easier. My mid to later twenties when I was like, yo, this is my body. And the other thing is my dick. I've been
Speaker 1 00:53:09 Okay with what you like as well. Like dick. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:53:11 But this, I, look, I may like some feet now. I don't fucking know. I like one pair of
Speaker 1 00:53:15 Feet. So now he finally gets to the fucking bottom. Whatever.
Speaker 0 00:53:18 Right? One, it was one fucking feet, foot, two feet. It was one on one body,
Speaker 1 00:53:23 Two feet. So there was two,
Speaker 0 00:53:24 Whatever. Fuck it. All right. I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1 00:53:27 Was it four feet or tear?
Speaker 0 00:53:28 It was, I don't know. <laugh>. They were perfect. Um,
Speaker 1 00:53:33 Oh my god,
Speaker 0 00:53:34 Man. And the other thing is like dick size. Like when you're growing up, you're like, oh, my dick isn't big enough. I mean, maybe unless you know, your dick is huge. I have an average sized dick. I'm like, and, and, and as I got older, I went, holy shit. There's dudes walking around with fucking pinky nail dicks. And I'm like, I'm fucking great. My dick is perfect.
Speaker 1 00:53:50 Yeah. It was like what I was just talking to you about in the car as well. When you got perspective, like I was saying, if you, I think I read it statistically the other day. If you earn more than $40,000 a year, you make more than 99% of the population, yet you probably think you're broke as shit.
Speaker 0 00:54:04 I mean, you probably are, but Well, yeah,
Speaker 1 00:54:05 If you have someone like
Speaker 0 00:54:06 New York, if statistics don't tell different, well, that's
Speaker 1 00:54:08 The thing. It's like the same thing with a dick. If you've got an average dick, like if I throw you in the Philippines, you fucking Goliath cock out there. Probably. Really? Yeah. I think either the Philippines or someone's got like the, I think, I think it is the Philippines has got
Speaker 0 00:54:18 The, I think it's the entire continent of Asia, you reckon? Yeah. No offense. But it's, it's kind of what they say.
Speaker 1 00:54:25 I, I would not know, but I can, you know, I can imagine it, you know? Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:54:30 Wow. Doodle you smell like shit. Holy fuck. I told you. Yeah, she stinks. Yeah. Doodle, you fucking stink. You stink
Speaker 1 00:54:35 Are cute, but
Speaker 0 00:54:35 You smell like fish. Ugh. Ugh. Oh my god. <laugh>. Wow. I mean, should we cut it there? I think
Speaker 1 00:54:43 On that note? Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:54:44 <laugh>. I think. All right. Doodle, you have anything to say? All right. She's got nothing. That was poetic. It was. I like it. All right. Well, I guess we're back again. Sporadic as usual. Sean is in New York until Sunday. We're having a good old fucking time. I took him to have a cat's a sandwich. Oh yeah. Fucking loved it.
Speaker 1 00:55:04 It's good to be back after 10 years as
Speaker 0 00:55:06 Well. 10 fucking years. It's
Speaker 1 00:55:07 Been a decade since I was living here.
Speaker 0 00:55:09 That's insane, dude. Uh,
Speaker 1 00:55:11 In, in, in that decade, I've lived in the Middle East again. Lived in Southeast Asia back in the uk. So much has happened. In 10 years. You had to come back and the city's just as fucking great.
Speaker 0 00:55:22 You hear, you hear for here for you heard first. You heard it here first, folks. It's fucking great. And, uh, yeah, we're gonna spend some more time here and maybe I'll come out to LA and you will come to I will not. Maybe I
Speaker 1 00:55:35 You will come. There's no maybes. Okay.
Speaker 0 00:55:37 Yeah, I'm coming.
Speaker 1 00:55:38 That's yeah. <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:55:40 All right. Thanks for tuning in guys. See you later.
